@Jack's Workout Videos

[jack]

Another lie...

Go piss up another rope, shit for brains.

 

[The Prowler]

So are @Jack and @Cookius Monstarius going to post their videos?

If they do not, they the obvious questions is Why not!?!?!?


And the answer is even more obvious.

 

[Flynn]

@Jack getting dumped on...AGAIN!

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

So are @Jack and @Cookius Monstarius going to post their videos?

If they do not, they the obvious questions is Why not!?!?!?


And the answer is even more obvious.

I may in a couple of weeks, just starting my fitness regime once Ive drained all the beer in reach.

Used to do tons but not for donkeys years but I am very fit for a fat cunt. Will be interesting to see what happens.

 

[ESAD TIA]

I may in a couple of weeks, just starting my fitness regime once Ive drained all the beer in reach.

Used to do tons but not for donkeys years but I am very fit for a fat cunt. Will be interesting to see what happens.

Massive heart failure.

 

[deport_liberals]

He also lies about the member and poastcount levels in that bubble.

 

[No One]

He also lies about the member and poastcount levels in that bubble.

Good point!

 

[Fredricka]

Good point!

You know se7en will make an appearance to agree with jack now

 

[jack]

I also lie about the member and poastcount levels in that bubble.

I know you do. All the time. We know all about your uncontrollable stalking urges around Lily.

It's in the logs at the bubble. Every move you every tried to make.

The only "backdoor" is yours when Adam is bottoming out in you.

 

[The Prowler]

Hey!!!!

@Jack is here!!!!

Post the pushup video, @Jack !!!!!

I will be very impressed and surprised if you can do 50 proper pushups.

 

[deport_liberals]

I'd be surprised if he could do 5. He probably doesn't use correct form.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I was sent to a military boarding school for 4 years. We did PT as a platoon every day, I hit the gym after study hall at night. I could hold a quarter between my flexed pecks and joined the Army.

That's me leaving basic training, I was 17. We all had to do a final PT test to make sure we were fit enough to be soldiers: 2 minutes for push-ups, 2 minutes for sit-ups, then came the timed 2 mile run.

The drill sergeant counting my push-ups officially scored 73 of them, despite me knocking out more. What a dick.
He counted all 96 of my sit-ups; some nigger pumped out 111 - it wasn't a new record but damn close.

Then came the damn run. My time was shitty for my age group, just over 14 minutes for 2 miles. I think someone snuck his time in just under 12 minutes.

So yes, I could max scores for my age group in 2 of the 3, but ran like a 30 year old woman with asthma. That meant I didn't get to wear a special patch on my PT rags when a few older people got to despite their official numbers. That's why I'm such a mad person to this day...



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- Sheeeat, I'mm go look up the new PT standards.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

^^^^ Don't ask, don't tell.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

WTF?

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- No more sit-ups, more useless shit added.