NBA Playoffs 2026 - If Anyone Cares

[Reggie_Essent]

FIX !
Why couldn't they give us our money's worth? Bastards !

I should say bad fix. Gotta do better fives.

You guys are such needy pussies. There's still time for the blue nogs to make a run. But probably not.

 

[The New Holliday]

You guys are such needy pussies. There's still time for the blue nogs to make a run. But probably not.

You know 20 pts isn't what it used to be in the NBA.
. Example: Yesternight the Cs came back from 19 and 18 to make it a game.
20 pts ain't shit these days.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Ok, the Cavs pretty much have the game in their hands. Second round matchups should be good.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I'm watching 10 large negroes play basketball.

There's not one single white player on the court.

Isn't there some kind of rule that every team has to have at least one tall and clumsy slovak?

 

[X]

My raptors got smoked

 

[The New Holliday]

Sixers favored by 1.5 pts in tonight's game 3.....on Amazon.
. Another game fans won't see.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Thunder are making the Lakers their bitch, but now the next two games are in SoCal so the real Thunder will show up or maybe not.

 

[The New Holliday]

Thunder are making the Lakers their bitch, but now the next two games are in SoCal so the real Thunder will show up or maybe not.

They are not closely contested games.

 

[The New Holliday]

Knicks up 8 at the half, but how to know if it's real when it isn't on tv?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I'm watching the New York NiggerBockers play the Philadelphia Penitentiary Rapists on Amazon Prime.

Which ones am I supposed to want win?

 

[The New Holliday]

I'm watching the New York NiggerBockers play the Philadelphia Penitentiary Rapists on Amazon Prime.

Which ones am I supposed to want win?

Didn't Trump tell you? Are you not tuned to Trump Ministry of Troof Radio?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Didn't Trump tell you? Are you not tuned to Trump Ministry of Troof Radio?

No, I get follow up texts from Little Marco Rubio every evening.

 

[The New Holliday]

No, I get follow up texts from Little Marco Rubio every evening.

Same thing.

 

[The New Holliday]

Box says Knicks up 6 with 8 to play in the 4th.
..but who can believe it?
Seeing is believing.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

So I am torn about this game. On the one hand, I hate anything New York. On the other hand, Philly sucks nigger balls and their fans are the absolute worst jagoff assholes of any sports fans anywhere. Even worse than Packer fans.

 

[The New Holliday]

So I am torn about this game. On the one hand, I hate anything New York. On the other hand, Philly sucks nigger balls and their fans are the absolute worst jagoff assholes of any sports fans anywhere. Even worse than Packer fans.

Sorry for your pain, Reggie. Feel better soon.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Sorry for your pain, Reggie. Feel better soon.

No worries. I'm watching my WHITE SOX playing Seattle now. We're up 6-5 in the 7th.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

No worries. I'm watching my WHITE SOX playing Seattle now. We're up 6-5 in the 7th.

Cunts! Now Seattle is up. Jagoff cunt moyherfuckers.

 

[The New Holliday]

Cunts! Now Seattle is up. Jagoff cunt moyherfuckers.

Just don't let that .180 hitting catcher go deep and that's a victory for baseball.

Correction - .170.

Man both of those teams suck it.

 

[The New Holliday]

Knicks wrapping up another easy win.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Knicks wrapping up another easy win.

And they exposed the Sixers as a one round wonder.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

And they exposed the Sixers as a one round wonder.

Fuck boonball. We got this Jap kid on my WHITE SOX who already has 15 HRs. We got shellacked tonight, gave up two 3 run HRs and a Grand Slam. But the boys mounted a nice rally and made it interesting. And this Jap kid is a phenom.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Fuck boonball. We got this Jap kid on my WHITE SOX who already has 15 HRs. We got shellacked tonight, gave up two 3 run HRs and a Grand Slam. But the boys mounted a nice rally and made it interesting. And this Jap kid is a phenom.

I find your gratuitous use of politically correct terms to be very refreshing. Well played.

 

[The New Holliday]

Fuck boonball. We got this Jap kid on my WHITE SOX who already has 15 HRs. We got shellacked tonight, gave up two 3 run HRs and a Grand Slam. But the boys mounted a nice rally and made it interesting. And this Jap kid is a phenom.

He's doing very well. Equal to NY Yankee legend Aaron Judge with the 15 dingers.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

And the Lakers have been exposed as fakers.
Celtic Nation is very relieved.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Hey, Holli, Knicks really embarrassed the Sixers. Hopefully, they'll get plenty of rest waiting for the other series to wrap up.

 

[The New Holliday]

Championship !

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Looks like there will be at least 6 games in the Cavs/Pistons series so NY will be nice and rested for the conference finals.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Laker Nation is crying.

 

[ABOVE ZACK]

I'm satisfied with 2026 playoff. Boston, Los Angeles Lakers, Utah and Chicago are out.


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NBA Playoff second Round

Eastern Conference
(1) Detroit Pistons vs. (4) Cleveland Cavaliers
Series Tied 2-2
(3) New York Knicks vs. (7) Philadelphia 76ers
New York Win Series 4-0

Western Conference
(1) Oklahoma City Thunder vs. (4) Los Angeles Lakers
Oklahoma City Win Series 4-0
(2) San Antonio Spurs vs. (6) Minnesota Timberwolves
San Antonio Lead Series 3-2
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