Operation SAVE DIEGO

[jack]

See, I knew Lily was using your account...

You're quite tedious and meaninglessly repetitive.

 

[Joe]

Healthy eating. SO BORING.

I want spoonfuls of Pure Lard.

Yeah I miss a lot of that @jack

Unfortunately it made me pack on the pounds too.

I like chocolate pastries and ice cream once in a while but just a few times a year now

 

[jack]

He is spending his golden years meatshielding large angry women too.

Hey fatso! When was the last time you could see those TF?

A while I bet.

 

[Adam]

You're quite tedious and meaninglessly repetitive.

You're short and unpleasant. A common trend with you vertically challenged types I find...

 

[jack]

Yeah I miss a lot of that @jack

Unfortunately it made me pack on the pounds

I like chocolate and ice cream once in a while but just a few times a year now

I was joking. I eat very well and am at the best weight I've been at in years.

I will outlive you all.

 

[Adam]

He is spending his golden years meatshielding large angry women too.

Anything to avoid spending time with his wife apparently...

 

[jack]

You're short and unpleasant. A common trend with you vertically challenged types I find...

You're talking about Holliday then.

I am neither short, nor unpleasant.

I may be unpleasant to you, but it's obvious why.

 

[Adam]

You're talking about Holliday then.

I am neither short, nor unpleasant.

I may be unpleasant to you, but it's obvious why.

5'5" is short. Cope if you wish, but it won't make you any taller.

 

[Joe]

I was joking. I eat very well and am at the best weight I've been at in years.

I will outlive you all.

I suspect many of your generation will.

Earlier baby boomers eh.

Trick is not to outlive a person's savings

 

[jack]

5'5" is short. Cope if you wish, but it won't make you any taller.

That's not my height. Isnt it fun to spread lies about people you dont know and never met on the internet?

Seems to be a hobby of yours.

 

[Adam]

I was joking. I eat very well and am at the best weight I've been at in years.

I will outlive you all.

Is your goal to resemble the Crypt Keeper?

 

[jack]

Is your goal to resemble the Crypt Keeper?

I'm much more fit than you Madam.

 

[Adam]

Walking your french poodle for 10 mins every morning while it takes a shit does not constitute being "fit", Jacqueline... even if you insist on wearing your purple and green 1980's shell suit.

 

[Adam]

That's not my height.

So you were lying when you said it? Figures, you do tell porkies a heck of a lot.

 

[jack]

Walking your french poodle for 10 mins every morning while it takes a shit does not constitute being "fit", Jacqueline... even if you insist on wearing your purple and green 1980's shell suit.

Have a nice day fakenazi.

Our discourse here is done.

 

[jack]

So you were lying when you said it? Figures, you do tell porkies a heck of a lot.

I never said I was 5'5" You made that up, along with 5'2" and many other iterations.

Like I said, we're done. Have a nice day.

 

[Adam]

I know what Jack is gonna say next, "Ashhkkktually, the nazi is mistaken. I'm 5'6"! hAhAhAhA!!!"

 

[Seamajor]

Diego didn’t exist when I was 16. Idiot

Exactly. Was it meaningful?

 

[jack]

Exactly. Was it meaningful?

She doesn't have far to go when she sits down.

Thank God for small favors it seems.

 

[Seamajor]

There's a difference between "fat" and morbidly obese, Jacqueline.

Tractor Ass vs the Attention whore? Pretty sure the latter consumes more calories

 

[jack]

Tractor Ass vs the Attention whore? Pretty sure the latter consumes more calories

Looks like Adam is our new resident Edgelord.

 

[Seamajor]

He is spending his golden years meatshielding large angry women too.

Id it true you see Brent secretly?

 

[Adam]

Just look at Jack vigorously trying to ride Semen's prawn.

 

[The Cuntess]

Exactly. Was it meaningful?

How the fuck could it mean anything if Diego did not exist when I was that age? You fucking idiot. Just cuz Jack is sucking your dick, it doesn’t mean you’re winning. It means you’re a faggot and he is your gimp.

 

[The Cuntess]

Just look at Jack vigorously trying to ride Semen's prawn.

Sucking, not riding

 

[Seamajor]

How the fuck could it mean anything if Diego did not exist when I was that age? You fucking idiot. Just cuz Jack is sucking your dick, it doesn’t mean you’re winning. It means you’re a faggot and he is your gimp.

You never answered. Was it meaningful? Hope he used a condom. knowing your family, he didn’t

 

[Seamajor]

Diego exists in any Latino neighborhood dummy. You know

 

[jack]

Sucking, not riding

Maybe slow down on the public cocksucking fatass?

Its a terrible look.

 

[Seamajor]

Just look at Jack vigorously trying to ride Semen's prawn.

Try DD Scouse. You knew that

 

[The Cuntess]

You never answered. Was it meaningful? Hope he used a condom. knowing your family, he didn’t

No Semen. Your sex slave did not fuck me nir am I related to him. That’s all you