US & Irsn reach a tentative agreement to end War

"Shhhhh! Let's not address the $300 billion Trump is promising to gush out of his orange pussy....and how everything leaves Iran in a power position with all the leverage because Trump is incompetent as both a leader and negotiator."

Lol we understand, Prowzilla.
 
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Here, I'll go ahead and make Prowler's next post for him.

"It's a good thing! Trump is making the world safer by alienating all U.S. allies, dumping billions into stopping imaginary nukes, then lifting all economic sanctions and handing over billions upon billions to the same regime we deemed dangerous enough to attack in the first place!

Weeper is so dumb for not understanding why this is all a good thing!

Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahh"
 
Here, I'll go ahead and make Prowler's next post for him.

"It's a good thing! Trump is making the world safer by alienating all U.S. allies, dumping billions into stopping imaginary nukes, then lifting all economic sanctions and handing over billions upon billions to the same regime we deemed dangerous enough to attack in the first place!

Weeper is so dumb for not understanding why this is all a good thing!

Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahh"
And Reggie too!
 
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Read the following carefully, before popping off with your stupid knee jerk response.

THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF TRUMP'S SURRENDER TO IRAN HAVE BEEN REVEALED.
This is the epitomoe of pathetic! RepubliCONS... After tearing up the Obama administration agreement, (he who has no brain) will pay $400 Billion for a war, he just lost, and is paying $300Billion of that directly to Iran, inclusive of releasing their sanctions... and rebuilding Iran financially?

THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF TRUMP'S SURRENDER TO IRAN HAVE BEEN REVEALED.
June 17, 2026

Below is the text of the 14-point draft memorandum of the Peace Agreement between the US and Iran1, as seen by Bloomberg News. It is a total surrender by the US.

Here are the exact terms and conditions of the surrender:

1. The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States, together with their allies in the current war, declare upon the signing of this Memorandum of Understanding an immediate and permanent end to the war on all fronts, including Lebanon, and undertake that from now on they will not launch any hostile action against each other, and will refrain from the threat or use of force against each other. The final agreement will confirm the provisions of this Article and the remaining Articles.
2. The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States undertake to respect each other's sovereignty and territorial integrity, and to refrain from interfering in each other's internal affairs.
3. The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States undertake to negotiate and reach a final agreement within a maximum period of 60 days, extendable by mutual consent.
4. Immediately upon the signing of this Memorandum of Understanding, the United States Lift the naval blockade and prevent any interference or obstruction against the Islamic Republic of Iran, and restore traffic within a maximum of 30 days to its full capacity; the traffic of ships shall be proportional to the pre-war volume of traffic on the part of the Islamic Republic of Iran. The United States also undertakes to withdraw its forces from the surrounding areas within 30 days after the final agreement.
5. Upon signing this Memorandum of Understanding, the Islamic Republic of Iran will immediately take steps to ensure that the movement of merchant ships from the Persian Gulf to the Sea of Oman and vice versa is resumed within 30 days to the pre-war volume, taking into account the need for the removal of technical obstacles and the neutralization of mines by Iran.
6. The United States undertakes, together with its regional partners, to create a comprehensive plan agreed upon by both parties for the rehabilitation and economic development of the Islamic Republic of Iran, While ensuring financing of at least $300 billion. The implementation mechanism of this plan, as part of the final agreement, will be formulated within 60 days.
7. The United States commits to ending, on a schedule to be agreed upon as part of the final agreement, all types of sanctions currently facing the Islamic Republic of Iran, including resolutions of the United Nations Security Council and the Board of Governors of the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA), and all unilateral U.S. sanctions, both primary and secondary.
8. The Islamic Republic of Iran reiterates that it will never produce nuclear weapons. The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States have agreed that the fate of enriched material and the fate of all other mutually agreed nuclear-related issues, including Iran's nuclear needs, will be adequately addressed in a final agreement; the final agreement will confirm the provisions of this Article.
9. The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States agree that, pending a final agreement, they will maintain the status quo: Iran will maintain the status quo on its nuclear program, and the United States will not impose new sanctions on Iran or strengthen its forces in the region.
10. The United States undertakes that immediately after the signing of this Memorandum of Understanding, and until the date of the lifting of sanctions, the United States Treasury Department will issue waivers for exports of Iranian crude oil, petrochemical products and their derivatives, and all related services, including banking, insurance, transportation, and the like.
11. The United States undertakes that, in light of the progress of negotiations towards a final agreement, frozen or restricted funds and assets of the Islamic Republic of Iran will be released and made fully available. These funds, whether held in the master account or transferred, will be used for any final beneficiary payment determined by the Central Bank of the Islamic Republic of Iran and will be fully available for use. The United States undertakes to issue all necessary permits and licenses on this basis.
12. The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States agree that an implementation mechanism will be established to oversee the successful implementation of and future commitment to the Final Agreement.
13. Following the signing of this Memorandum of Understanding, and upon receipt of assurances regarding the commencement of implementation of Articles 4, 5, 10, and 11 of this Memorandum of Understanding, and the continued implementation of these steps, the Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States will enter into negotiations for a Final Agreement solely with respect to the remaining Articles.
14. The final agreement will be approved through a binding resolution of the UN Security Council.
President Donald Trump started his US-Iran war on February 28, 2026, by demanding a regime change in Iran and its unconditional surrender. After 108 days of bombings and missile strikes, it was the U.S. that surrendered to Iran to end a senseless war.
Along the way, Pete Hegseth's Department of War made a complete and total fool out of Donald Trump
 
I'm not sure that I've ever encountered someone like Prowzilla who's so supremely confident in his intelligence level while being wrong 99% of the time.

At times I feel slightly guilty for fucking with him so much.
 
2.1 on the dismount. Very disappointing.

I expect moar from you. If you're going to make the claim for things like "apartheid" and "genocide" you should be prepared to produce the receipts and not just screech "Tha Joos!" as if that explains anything.
Do you drink lead paint because you sound like you do
 
This whole fiasco is TrumpF following the Jew, taking the Jew cock DEEP, now mister Jewish cock eater Trumpf realizes this isn’t so good for him he disengages his oral grip of bibis cock desperately trying to stay afloat
 
This whole fiasco is TrumpF following the Jew, taking the Jew cock DEEP, now mister Jewish cock eater Trumpf realizes this isn’t so good for him he disengages his oral grip of bibis cock desperately trying to stay afloat

I don't believe Trump was literally taking orders from Nuttyyahoo, although I can't entirely discount the possibility that there was some blackmail involved. Mossad and therefore Nuttyyahoo surely have their own copies of the Epstein files, or at least a significant portion of them.

Trump is and always has been extremely susceptible to manipulation via two avenues: his ego (primary) and his greed (secondary). Nuttyyahoo knows that as well as anyone and could very well have sold Trump a load of bullshit concerning a war with Iran that leaned heavily on how it would make Trump a war hero and richer to boot.

It took a while but Trump is finally being forced to see reality. Nevertheless he can't actually *admit* he fucked up or got suckered because of the same ego issues that made him such an easy mark in the first place.

Expect Trump to throw a few tantrums and probably sacrifice a couple of administration members in an attempt to hang the blame on them. Only the most die-hard Trump cultists will buy any of it so the political knock-on effects are going to make life difficult for a lot of republicans going forward. At some point most of the republican party will performatively distance itself from Trump but again only people who live in a partisan bubble (or have the memory capacity of a concussed goldfish) will actually take them seriously.

One could almost feel sorry for Trump and his merry band of morons but hey... play stoopid games, win stoopid prizes.
 
Wow.

If that can get that done, it is a major success.

So Obama's nuclear deal with Iran was a YUGE success, BIGLY!! They didn't have any nuclear arms because of it, and they didn't have to spend billions and billions destroying and rebuilding!!

Thanks for pointing that out, Prowzilla.

Hahahahhahahaha
 
Look at Prowzilla pretending to not know what I'm talking about. Look at Prowzilla pretending to not know what it means.

It's almost like....he....cannot.....connect the dots...

hahahahhahahaha