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Naturally. Must stink after a whileI mostly use a dunny.... but I prefer nature pooping.
Naturally. Must stink after a whileI mostly use a dunny.... but I prefer nature pooping.
Nature pooping is super clean. Drop, plop, and forget.Naturally. Must stink after a while
Indeed DD. Your panties tell the tale. Just make sure you put your smoke out when your doneNature pooping is super clean. Drop, plop, and forget.
Indeed DD. Your panties tell the tale. Just make sure you put your smoke out when your done
The one you take up your bung? Another reason for fresh pantiesButtholes smoke after pooping? Must be a pineapple thing....
Burning down the forest would be just like you Dinky
Huh?The one you take up your bung? Another reason for fresh panties
More lies? Like your life’s storyNever... I fought fires for a season and worked solo and remote for a few. Fire would be suicide.
I remember one time I got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere. I was changing my tire when the urge to shit became overwhelming. There was a steep wooded hill right next to the road, so I went down the hill a bit - it was very steep - dropped my drawers and grabbed on to a sapling and let the shit spray out my asshole. Just as I finished crapping, the sapling snapped and I fell back onto the ground. My pants were around my ankles and my legs were spread wide and there was a huge pile of shit right between my thighs. I carefully got myself up and luckily didn't get any of the shit on me.Nature pooping is super clean. Drop, plop, and forget.
DDs every day experienceI remember one time I got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere. I was changing my tire when the urge to shit became overwhelming. There was a steep wooded hill right next to the road, so I went down the hill a bit - it was very steep - dropped my drawers and grabbed on to a sapling and let the shit spray out my asshole. Just as I finished crapping, the sapling snapped and I fell back onto the ground. My pants were around my ankles and my legs were spread wide and there was a huge pile of shit right between my thighs. I carefully got myself up and luckily didn't get any of the shit on me.
Thank God for small miracles.
More lies? Like your life’s story
I remember one time I got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere. I was changing my tire when the urge to shit became overwhelming. There was a steep wooded hill right next to the road, so I went down the hill a bit - it was very steep - dropped my drawers and grabbed on to a sapling and let the shit spray out my asshole. Just as I finished crapping, the sapling snapped and I fell back onto the ground. My pants were around my ankles and my legs were spread wide and there was a huge pile of shit right between my thighs. I carefully got myself up and luckily didn't get any of the shit on me.
Thank God for small miracles.
It’s no wonder your children are retarded. Ya shit on their heads and sang nothing but net.
He has zero self awareness does he. I actually saw him having the nerve to ask someone today if they spoke and understood englishUm..... ***cough cough....DD!***....
He has zero self awareness does he. I actually saw him having the nerve to ask someone today if they spoke and understood english
I heard wizer sucks the greased up Greeks with one lip tied behind his back
That's a real frood type post. Shame on youI heard wizer sucks the greased up Greeks with one lip tied behind his back
Flynn is awesome, lots of fun. She's kinda like a spicy and unpredictable ginger cat.
Up your greasy bum? I believe I’ll passIt's where you insert your pineapple that is disgusting....
So, what do you do with these pineapples again?Up your greasy bum? I believe I’ll pass
Eat them, you ignorant sap. As if they exist in Chicago. I swear Reggie They’re better than French friesSo, what do you do with these pineapples again?
I've had pineapples. I even got one of those corer thingies.Eat them, you ignorant sap. As if they exist in Chicago. I swear Reggie They’re better than French fries