Jacks lies reach new highs

I didn't get an invite to the super secret safe space bubble either. I almost think Lily and Jack don't like me.
You should try joining, report back to me if you get In. Alticus reports have dried up unfortunately
 
Never got a link. Too lazy to look for one. If they don't want my sterling content about bingo and cupcake recipes then fuck them. :)
I heard its really boring over there anyway, you might have too much life In you for them
 
Talk to Jack or Lily if you want a serious answer.
Excuse me, this is not a thread for advertising boring forums, this is a thread for celebrating jacks lies. Please put your bunting out for him and raise a glass of chocolate milk. Ty
 
What great threads I used to start, I should try and get back to such brilliance
 
Why has this thread been bumped? Is it to remind me how great I was or what a terrible liar nob ed is?
 
I shall be documenting all the lies right here from now on

- Said he was going out today, he's still here, fermenting