Jacks lies reach new highs

Talk to Jack or Lily if you want a serious answer.
Excuse me, this is not a thread for advertising boring forums, this is a thread for celebrating jacks lies. Please put your bunting out for him and raise a glass of chocolate milk. Ty
 
Why has this thread been bumped? Is it to remind me how great I was or what a terrible liar nob ed is?
 
I shall be documenting all the lies right here from now on

- Said he was going out today, he's still here, fermenting