'WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!'

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A treatise on @Frood in our own words.

Feel free to continue with the last relevant post.
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*Original idea and begun by The Boss,
Also our generous Board Benefactor,
@Bastard Factory
{Applause}

Thus it begins: (as originally posted in shoutbox)

Bastard Factory:
Wearing 4 inch heels and now fully balanced on the coffee table... a crowd of partiers from the kitchen file in... it's at this moment a heavily intoxicated @Frood drops his man-panties to flash the well rumored... micro penis.
Today at 10:40 AM

Bastard Factory:
What happens next will shock you!
 
Frood, breaking his heel upon intoxicated accession to the table,
Almost tumbles to the floor,
BUT,
With a wry smile on his face,
Rights himself at the last second,
With barely a swing of the little bean between his legs.
 
Frood, breaking his heel upon intoxicated accession to the table,
Almost tumbles to the floor,
BUT,
With a wry smile on his face,
Rights himself at the last second,
With barely a swing of the little bean between his legs.
That's no little bean, that's a fully formed gash.

The highway to tranny hell. His wife (that used up older model) says he has to dilate daily or find someone to dilate him so it doesn't seal itself shut, which would make it an expensive waste of elective surgery.
 
Well seeing that randolph scott was a raging homo who lived with 2 men, one Rock Hudson, theres little I can do to make it more gay.

Very interesting. It's all conjecture though, including "bachelor" hall with Carey Grant. Just bro's or buttfuckers? We'll probably never get to the "bottom" of it....

I'll keep on enjoying his Westerns.
 
It would "shock" me if the next poster laughs at anything in this thread, besides BEnzo being his retarded ass self again.