'WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!'

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A treatise on @Frood in our own words.

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*Original idea and begun by The Boss,
Also our generous Board Benefactor,
@Bastard Factory
{Applause}

Thus it begins: (as originally posted in shoutbox)

Bastard Factory:
Wearing 4 inch heels and now fully balanced on the coffee table... a crowd of partiers from the kitchen file in... it's at this moment a heavily intoxicated @Frood drops his man-panties to flash the well rumored... micro penis.
Today at 10:40 AM

Bastard Factory:
What happens next will shock you!
 
Frood, breaking his heel upon intoxicated accession to the table,
Almost tumbles to the floor,
BUT,
With a wry smile on his face,
Rights himself at the last second,
With barely a swing of the little bean between his legs.
 
Frood, breaking his heel upon intoxicated accession to the table,
Almost tumbles to the floor,
BUT,
With a wry smile on his face,
Rights himself at the last second,
With barely a swing of the little bean between his legs.
That's no little bean, that's a fully formed gash.

The highway to tranny hell. His wife (that used up older model) says he has to dilate daily or find someone to dilate him so it doesn't seal itself shut, which would make it an expensive waste of elective surgery.
 
That's no little bean, that's a fully formed gash.

The highway to tranny hell. His wife (that used up older model) says he has to dilate daily or find someone to dilate him so it doesn't seal itself shut, which would make it an expensive waste of elective surgery.
Are you confusing Frood with Adminge?