School Me

[Flynn]

Harumph.
Wrinkly- yeah I have to give you that one.
Each crease earned honestly though and not minded one bit.

But cranky?!?
Nonsense. I'm (mostly) harmless and let's just be honest: I'm fucking adorable which you couldn't fail to realize if you weren't such a pretentious egomaniacal poseur.

But I'm not judging.
Because that's how much of a godsdamned delight I am.

Now GET O...

*ahem*

Kindly vacate the premises posthaste, s'il vous plait.
Merci.

I am the furthest thing from all that...you know what you posted. Sooo vile I can't even repeat looking at them.

I'll have you know that I took myself out of the running of the Top Poster in July so you and Fred could feel like real winners for once in your lives. And this is my thanks? You doing the equivalent of pouring mustard down my back when I'm wearing sun dress? Shame on you one half of BF's very own Odd Couple. Now where's your partner Admin. at?

 

[Holliday 3000]

I think he just mentioned that the pic in your av is fake, which it is, I don't know how this has been stretched out for so long

It's so fun to watch Flynn flailing and failing endlessly.

 

[Flynn]

?
I live in Detroit??
That's the best you can do?
Brah, you're not keeping up your 'legendary' standard with that one.
Jes Sayin'

I'm sorry, am I supposed to know where the fuck you live?

I'd have said a phone booth.

 

[Master Pu]

Yeah, always a pleasure dealing with the guy who demands bicep pics and Vocaroos.

Oh look. A two-fer.
Dbbl bad comebacks.
Damn.
Well, I have to go now.
Let me post my intro-music on the outro.
My frenemies just love it fyi

 

[Flynn]

I think he just mentioned that the pic in your av is fake, which it is, I don't know how this has been stretched out for so long

Well yeah, it was a generated image when I was making others. I never said it was a photo.

Too bad he has no room to talk.

 

[Fredricka]

Oh look. A two-fer.
Dbbl bad comebacks.
Damn.
Well, I have to go now.
Let me post my intro-music on the outro.
My frenemies just love it fyi

God I hated that song, the beginning is such a tease too

 

[Flynn]

It worked out with me knocking you off your high horse chair and pissing on you as always. LoLz @ Flynntard.

The only thing you knocked off was your keyboard off the table when it came to you and anyone ever seeing you. That's when the wheels fell off.

 

[Holliday 3000]

Well yeah, it was a generated image when I was making others. I never said it was a photo.

Too bad he has no room to talk.

No, you just sought to misrepresent yourself.....as female.

 

[Fredricka]

Well yeah, it was a generated image when I was making others. I never said it was a photo.

Too bad he has no room to talk.

So then we're all agreed yourvpics fake, sometimes flynn you are a most truculent person you know

 

[Flynn]

No, you just sought to misrepresent yourself.....as female.

Oh really, even though it was already posted in another thread?

Explain this.

 

[Flynn]

So then we're all agreed yourvpics fake, sometimes flynn you are a most truculent person you know

That pic was generated from a real picture.

 

[Holliday 3000]

The only thing you knocked off was your keyboard off the table when it came to you and anyone ever seeing you. That's when the wheels fell off.

Flynntard, please call EMS - you've surely had a stoke.
. I'm sorry...I am truly sorry if I was the cause. Oh god, please forgive me.

 

[Holliday 3000]

That pic was generated from a real picture.

...and that was the question from the start...Whose?

 

[Flynn]

Flynntard, please call EMS - you've surely had a stoke.
. I'm sorry...I am truly sorry if I was the cause. Oh god, please forgive me.

You're still on this with the biggest blinders. You've heard my voice, seen my picture, yet you're projecting all your non-pic posting Insecurities on me.

 

[Holliday 3000]

Oh really, even though it was already posted in another thread?

Explain this.

Uh, it's FAKE wherever you post it.

 

[Holliday 3000]

You've heard my voice

Right, the one that all agree is a dude trying to impersonate a woman and failing badly.

 

[Garraty_47]

Shame on you one half of BF's very own Odd Couple. Now where's your partner Admin. at?

How long has it been since you played poker against anyone more challenging than jack?

That was so hamfisted I'm surprised you could manage to hold one card, much less an entire hand.

If you're going to attempt goading someone into being "cranky" when it's not in their nature you might not, in my humble opinion, ought to open with something that goofy. Unless you're only softening me up with an illusion of ineptitude before you spring the *real* hole card on me... except now I'm alerted to that gambit as well.

Any other jokers you want to fling in my direction?
Ooo! I know!
Call me "cranky" again; that's working out just swell for ya so far.

Smooches!

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Who pissed in Garraty's cornflakes?

 

[Garraty_47]

Who pissed in Garraty's cornflakes?

Everyone.
Everything.

Haven't you heard?
I'm just a "cranky" old man who can't help being a pain in the arse although that also means I can't be held responsible for being a pain in the arse because complaining about me being "cranky" is ageist and quite possibly against the law.

The more I think about it, the more fun this might be.

lulz

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Everyone.
Everything.

Haven't you heard?
I'm just a "cranky" old man who can't help being a pain in the arse although that also means I can't be held responsible for being a pain in the arse because complaining about me being "cranky" is ageist and quite possibly against the law.

The more I think about it, the more fun this might be.

lulz

It is true that once you become an old fart you can say whatever shit is on your mind anytime you want.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Not so much, actually.
She's like a cartoonishly exaggerated 15 year old boy's idea of how a woman is supposed to be constructed.

Gimme Sofia Boutella instead.
Any day of the week and twice on Sundays.

If this was the era of dueling, you'd be hearing from my second.

 

[jack]

It is true that once you become an old fart you can say whatever shit is on your mind anytime you want.

You dont seem to be having an ussue with it,

 

[Flynn]

...and that was the question from the start...Whose?

No, you stated I was misrepresenting myself. I was not. Is X a fat orange tabby?

Get real dicklips.

 

[Flynn]

Uh, it's FAKE wherever you post it.

When did I represent ever that it was a real pic?

 

[Flynn]

Right, the one that all agree is a dude trying to impersonate a woman and failing badly.

That's your opinion, and you're entitled to it, as wrong as it may be.

At least I've got the guts to broadcast my voice.

 

[Garraty_47]

It is true that once you become an old fart you can say whatever shit is on your mind anytime you want.

It's always true if you've got the minerals for it but geriatrics do seem to get shown more tolerance than younger folk.

Or at least have fewer consequences of the getting punched in the throat variety.

Personally I think that only encourages bad behavior so if ol' farts want to play stoopid games they should win stoopid prizes like everyone else. Respectfully.

 

[Flynn]

How long has it been since you played poker against anyone more challenging than jack?

That was so hamfisted I'm surprised you could manage to hold one card, much less an entire hand.

If you're going to attempt goading someone into being "cranky" when it's not in their nature you might not, in my humble opinion, ought to open with something that goofy. Unless you're only softening me up with an illusion of ineptitude before you spring the *real* hole card on me... except now I'm alerted to that gambit as well.

Any other jokers you want to fling in my direction?
Ooo! I know!
Call me "cranky" again; that's working out just swell for ya so far.

Smooches!

Well, hello there, Garraty!

How come you peeps can't get it through your metal plated heads that the truth is not always as juicy as you'd like it to be?

Garraty, spare me the "who me" run around. We've had this conversation before where you were likened to Mr. Wilson. This isn't anything new. Why you're all of a sudden denying the simple fact that you like things in a most orderly fashion, which is why posters like X and Admin. give you such a hard time because their replies are usually neither here nor there.

You're a linear thinker with outside the box tendencies when the box gets too stifling. I'm not trying to goad you into anything. I'm merely stating the fact that most of these board wars start with one of you senior citizens being too cold and taking it out on the rest of us.

The mere fact that you are denying how much you and Admin. have in common is pretty brash, considering how closely you resemble one another in actions and in looks.

 

[Flynn]

It's always true if you've got the minerals for it but geriatrics do seem to get shown more tolerance than younger folk.

Or at least have fewer consequences of the getting punched in the throat variety.

Personally I think that only encourages bad behavior so if ol' farts want to play stoopid games they should win stoopid prizes like everyone else. Respectfully.

You talking about @jack or yourself?

 

[Garraty_47]

Well, hello there, Garraty!

<raises my HurryCane and waves it in Flynn's direction>

How come you peeps can't get it through your metal plated heads that the truth is not always as juicy as you'd like it to be?

I honestly don't know what you're on about.
Truth is truth whether or not it's juicy, whether or not I like it, and whether or not it matches my current understanding of things. I'm not even a huge fan of "juice" as you damn well ought to know by now. Drama makes my knuckles itch in a way that only forced acceleration into someone's vulnerable areas can scratch.

Garraty, spare me the "who me" run around. We've had this conversation before where you were likened to Mr. Wilson.

...and it was inaccurate then as it is now.
You're confusing an occasional piece of performance art for the person doing the performing.

Again.

You're a linear thinker with outside the box tendencies when the box gets too stifling.

Thinking linearly is only one way to do it and can be the optimal choice. Or not. There are times that obviously favor intuitive thinking, or deductive reasoning, or if/then do/while loops, or simply emptying oneself and tranquilly awaiting inspiration. Nobody should *only* think one way or another all the time; that's a recipe for disaster.

I mean it could lead someone to, for example, repeatedly accuse the most zen-like mofo at this forum of being "cranky" because he thinks it's fun to play the part of a cantankerous geezer now and then.

How embarrassing would *that* be?

I'm not trying to goad you into anything.

Bless your heart.
It's surely for the best but you're welcome to try sometime if you like.

The mere fact that you are denying how much you and Admin. have in common is pretty brash, considering how closely you resemble one another in actions and in looks.

Tsk tsk.
It's like you're trying to disguise a flyswatter by taping a "100% Not A Flyswatter" label to the handle.

If you're fooling anyone it must be yourself.

 

[Garraty_47]

You talking about @jack or yourself?

I'll let you pick.
I know how much you enjoy making these little presumptions.