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I'm surprised Lotus hasn't been to that Spanish island on the Moroccan border that all those Nafri's have invaded and offered her "services" to them.
 
How many e-cucks does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, as long as they can sit in the corner and watch another man do it for them.
 
e-cuck sits at a bar looking completely miserable. The bartender asks what is wrong. e-cuck says, "Last night my e-slut got drunk and wanted to have sex in the back seat of our car". The bartender replies, "That sounds great, why is that a problem?" e-cuck groans, "She wanted me to drive"
 
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we found Jack dancing on a very Sunday.