Whose Meal Would You Eat?

[Frood]

One of the things I definitely don't miss are those miniscule ants that get into everything like back in the city

At least you don't have bull ants and fire ants like we do here.

I've seen entire dog bones disappear in an afternoon....

 

[Frood]

those were a lot of boxes to fill

Thank you my Rancid amigo for your vote of confidence.

 

[Holliday 3000]

One of the things I definitely don't miss are those miniscule ants that get into everything like back in the city

Those aren't ants, they are microscopic Chinese people.
Don't take my word for it though,
read Slapstick, or Lonesome No More!

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I was saving lasagna til closer to autumn, but I might need to make it now.

 

[Frood]

Admin rushed into this thread because he didn't have his bifocals on and thought the title said, "Whose Meat Would You Eat?"....

True story, brahs....

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Those aren't ants, they are microscopic Chinese people.
Don't take my word for it though,
read Slapstick, or Lonesome No More!

One time this chick was at my place and we passed by the bakery and bought some sweet buns

I came home and left the bag on the table and after she recovered from the hammering, she went downstairs

Couple minutes later she comes back and when she hopped over me, I felt Kitty Zheng's people crawling over me, smelling of sweet buns and saying "Funny, I feel like tiny bugs are crawling on my face but I don't see anything"

 

[Flynn]

What am I??? Chopped liver?

Pfft...

Ma bad!

I forgot you too are a culinary king.

 

[Frood]

Ma bad!

I forgot you too are a culinary king.

Indeed....

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Frood is pretty good with road kill and over ripe discount produce.

 

[Flynn]

One time this chick was at my place...

Hopefully "she" was over the age of 16.

 

[Flynn]

I wasn't going to say anything, but I think only OP would actually poison me if given the chance

Stop giving me ideas.

 

[Flynn]

The question is...

...is there a day you're not a fucking total dumbass?

 

[Flynn]

Say it isn't so!!!

You went down on JaXsie?????

No, she would have said jelly fish or a squid-like manifestation.

 

[Frood]

Frood is pretty good with road kill and over ripe discount produce.

I could whip up a post zombie apocalypse feast.... true.


I just finished a warmed meatloaf and camembert wrap with rocket, sliced tomatoes, olive oil soaked oregano, diced onions, and pickle jar vinegar.


It was lovely.

 

[Fredricka]

I've got a lot of repressed memories involving bug eating

Fuckers fly in one's mouth while jogging ,ya know

The ant didn't even taste that bad

 

[Cookie Monster]

We don't have that here.

It's literally not a thing.

It was a joke referencing lobsters and how all fauna and flora in AUS is well outsized.

 

[Everlast]

1. @Flynn .. in life and in death I would eat anything of hers inside, out, or just a home cooked meal. Rage fucking in any situation. Yeah every which way she wants to make it for me. Love ya Karly
2. @The Cuntess Prison food and fucking
3. @Dove Concert food drug infused fucking no strings..
4. @Fredricka

1. X its just a Toronto thing. Bros for life.
2. Rancid
3. Hmm.. I guess Reggie.
But no cock sucking!!.

 

[Fredricka]

1. @Flynn .. in life and in death I would eat anything of hers inside, out, or just a home cooked meal. Rage fucking in any situation. Yeah every which way she wants to make it for me. Love ya Karly
2. @The Cuntess Prison food and fucking
3. @Dove Concert food drug infused fucking no strings..
4. @Fredricka

1. X its just a Toronto thing. Bros for life.
2. Rancid
3. Hmm.. I guess Reggie.
But no cock sucking!!.

Wheres my bloody vote then?

 

[Everlast]

Wheres my bloody vote then?

I can't make the vote official. Sorry. @UncleDiLF threatened to piss and poo on my cat. I just can't. @Adam will throw her in an oven because she has Jew roots

 

[UncleDiLF]

It was a joke referencing lobsters and how all fauna and flora in AUS is well outsized.

There were days where your pals understood your joke. You lost your mojo, CUCKie?

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Hopefully "she" was over the age of 16.

1. @Flynn .. in life and in death I would eat anything of hers inside, out, or just a home cooked meal. Rage fucking in any situation. Yeah every which way she wants to make it for me. Love ya Karly
2. @The Cuntess Prison food and fucking
3. @Dove Concert food drug infused fucking no strings..
4. @Fredricka

1. X its just a Toronto thing. Bros for life.
2. Rancid
3. Hmm.. I guess Reggie.
But no cock sucking!!.

I'm a neat freak and a germophobe, so my food is 100% salmonella free!

 

[Adam]

Well I certainly wouldn't ever eAT at EverLOGGS bedsit. Rumour is he's a cannibal and aTE Carly/Blakpoetry, the poor cow.

 

[Adam]

I wasn't going to say anything, but I think only OP would actually poison me if given the chance

Or lace your meal with period blood Lmaooooo... I guess it's (marginally) better than shitting in your food.

 

[Flynn]

I'm a neat freak and a germophobe, so my food is 100% salmonella free!

But not 16-year-old free.

 

[Dove]

Those aren't ants, they are microscopic Chinese people.
Don't take my word for it though,
read Slapstick, or Lonesome No More!

There is a mushroom that if you eat it, you will hallucinate little tiny people.

You are not high or tripping.....but you will see small people. Everyone sees them too.

Medical science doesnt understand it at all. Its bizzare that everyone reports the same hallucinations and there are no answers for why. I personally like to think that those tiny people were always there, and the mushroom just makes us able to see them.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

There is a mushroom that if you eat it, you will hallucinate little tiny people.

You are not high or tripping.....but you will see small people. Everyone sees them too.

Medical science doesnt understand it at all. Its bizzare that everyone reports the same hallucinations and there are no answers for why. I personally like to think that those tiny people were always there, and the mushroom just makes us able to see them.

Do some research about kanji/hieroglyph hallucination people have when they use a prism to refract laser beams

Pretty crazy stuff

 

[Flynn]

There is a mushroom that if you eat it, you will hallucinate little tiny people.

You are not high or tripping.....but you will see small people. Everyone sees them too.

Medical science doesnt understand it at all. Its bizzare that everyone reports the same hallucinations and there are no answers for why. I personally like to think that those tiny people were always there, and the mushroom just makes us able to see them.

You know, I know this is stupid what I'm about to say, some of you are like so what's different today, Flynn?

Anyways, I always had this sneaking suspicion that there are vast "space ships" just hovering in the skies, and we can't see them because they either have cloaking or our pineal gland is caked in Fluoride and other junk to where we're essentially blind to anything in 4D.

Have you never have had the experience of thinking you saw something out of the corner of your eye, but only to see that nothing is there? I think there are flaws in whatever hidden technology "they" are using, like maybe it can't block out peripheral vision? Who knows?

 

[Flynn]

@THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©

No, you shut the fuck up you kiddy fiddling punk ass bitch.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

@THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©

No, you shut the fuck up you kiddy fiddling punk ass bitch.

Those entities you claim to see on the corner of your eye, they're there, alright

They don't present themselves to you because your rotten-fish-smelling beaver stench crosses between the dimensions and scares them away

Even shadow people have standards, ya know.

 

[Dove]

You know, I know this is stupid what I'm about to say, some of you are like so what's different today, Flynn?

Anyways, I always had this sneaking suspicion that there are vast "space ships" just hovering in the skies, and we can't see them because they either have cloaking or our pineal gland is caked in Fluoride and other junk to where we're essentially blind to anything in 4D.

Have you never have had the experience of thinking you saw something out of the corner of your eye, but only to see that nothing is there? I think there are flaws in whatever hidden technology "they" are using, like maybe it can't block out peripheral vision? Who knows?

By "they" you mean the jews right?

Lmao!

Honestly I think its simpler than that. I absolutely believe there are dimensions to the greater reality that we dont see with our own naked eyes. I fully believe animals see into layers of reality that we dont....the "spirit realm" if you will. So you are probably right but maybe its more a whole realm we dont see. All around us.