Whose Meal Would You Eat?

[Frood]

One of the things I definitely don't miss are those miniscule ants that get into everything like back in the city

At least you don't have bull ants and fire ants like we do here.

I've seen entire dog bones disappear in an afternoon....

 

[Frood]

those were a lot of boxes to fill

Thank you my Rancid amigo for your vote of confidence.

 

[Holliday 3000]

One of the things I definitely don't miss are those miniscule ants that get into everything like back in the city

Those aren't ants, they are microscopic Chinese people.
Don't take my word for it though,
read Slapstick, or Lonesome No More!

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I was saving lasagna til closer to autumn, but I might need to make it now.

 

[Frood]

Admin rushed into this thread because he didn't have his bifocals on and thought the title said, "Whose Meat Would You Eat?"....

True story, brahs....

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Those aren't ants, they are microscopic Chinese people.
Don't take my word for it though,
read Slapstick, or Lonesome No More!

One time this chick was at my place and we passed by the bakery and bought some sweet buns

I came home and left the bag on the table and after she recovered from the hammering, she went downstairs

Couple minutes later she comes back and when she hopped over me, I felt Kitty Zheng's people crawling over me, smelling of sweet buns and saying "Funny, I feel like tiny bugs are crawling on my face but I don't see anything"

 

[Flynn]

What am I??? Chopped liver?

Pfft...

Ma bad!

I forgot you too are a culinary king.

 

[Frood]

Ma bad!

I forgot you too are a culinary king.

Indeed....

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Frood is pretty good with road kill and over ripe discount produce.

 

[Flynn]

One time this chick was at my place...

Hopefully "she" was over the age of 16.

 

[Flynn]

I wasn't going to say anything, but I think only OP would actually poison me if given the chance

Stop giving me ideas.

 

[Flynn]

The question is...

...is there a day you're not a fucking total dumbass?

 

[Flynn]

Say it isn't so!!!

You went down on JaXsie?????

No, she would have said jelly fish or a squid-like manifestation.

 

[Frood]

Frood is pretty good with road kill and over ripe discount produce.

I could whip up a post zombie apocalypse feast.... true.


I just finished a warmed meatloaf and camembert wrap with rocket, sliced tomatoes, olive oil soaked oregano, diced onions, and pickle jar vinegar.


It was lovely.

 

[Fredricka]

I've got a lot of repressed memories involving bug eating

Fuckers fly in one's mouth while jogging ,ya know

The ant didn't even taste that bad

 

[Cookie Monster]

We don't have that here.

It's literally not a thing.

It was a joke referencing lobsters and how all fauna and flora in AUS is well outsized.

 

[Everlast]

1. @Flynn .. in life and in death I would eat anything of hers inside, out, or just a home cooked meal. Rage fucking in any situation. Yeah every which way she wants to make it for me. Love ya Karly
2. @The Cuntess Prison food and fucking
3. @Dove Concert food drug infused fucking no strings..
4. @Fredricka

1. X its just a Toronto thing. Bros for life.
2. Rancid
3. Hmm.. I guess Reggie.
But no cock sucking!!.