President Of Bastard Factory Preliminaries.

[Everlast]

The girl approves.. she was worried @UncleDiLF would win but nope not gonna happen so she said fuck it.. Congrats to you but nap time. She needs to cuddle with her Mommy you.. asap.

 

[Flynn]

And the forecast shows at this stage that Garraty, Reggie_Essent, Flynn and Cookie Monster will advance to the run off stage if things stay the same.

Good luck!

 

[UncleDiLF]

I will leave

 

[Reggie_Essent]

But I don't wanna be a pirate!

 

[Everlast]

I will leave

Impossible. This is your life. Even Karly laughs her ass off when you post you are leaving. You' ve been leaving every site you go to for 20 plus years. You will die while posting scat online yet you can't push poo for real. Rest in Cujo's piss and Barbie period blood

 

[Frood]

Where is the Bong Option?

 

[Scooter]

I voted Iggy for President. I would vote Garraty for Vice President.

 

[UncleDiLF]

I voted Iggy for President. I would vote Garraty for Vice President.

Boomer homo. LoL.

Be cool, be different. Stop sniFFing boomer cock, old scum

 

[Frood]

Presidents and Vice Presidents these days never do what they promised after getting elected, so I still say Bong Option..

 

[Flynn]

Presidents and Vice Presidents these days never do what they promised after getting elected, so I still say Bong Option..

Now listen here.

If you want your squeaky little voice to be heard, perhaps you should engage in more civic minded hobbies instead of thinking of Seamajor's breasts all fucking day.

 

[Flynn]

Boomer homo. LoL.

Be cool, be different. Stop sniFFing boomer cock, old scum

The only homo out here is you, and that fat head you own that looks like a bent dick that got trampled on by a herd of Lily monsters.

 

[Frood]

Now listen here.

If you want your squeaky little voice to be heard, perhaps you should engage in more civic minded hobbies instead of thinking of Seamajor's breasts all fucking day.

Keep this up and I'll tattoo dicks on your feet, then jizz on them, and let Admin off the leash.

 

[Garraty_47]

Keep this up and I'll tattoo dicks on your feet, then jizz on them, and let Admin off the leash.

If you're going to tattoo *those* feet I hope you've stocked up on ink.

 

[Frood]

If you're going to tattoo *those* feet I hope you've stocked up on ink.

Are you suggesting that Flynn has albino walrus flippers?


..... (that would track)

 

[Flynn]

Keep this up and I'll tattoo dicks on your feet, then jizz on them, and let Admin off the leash.

In some countries what you just threatened is considered terrorism.

 

[Frood]

In some countries what you just threatened is considered terrorism.

Only if Admin can fit both of your flippers in his mouth....

 

[Frood]

Don't wow me, Larry. Me and Flynn do this shit to each other for the sport of it. Because we're old school.

 

[Frood]

Wow.... Flynn is really horny for me. Her pokerface tell is the shaking red faced emoticon.

I like you a lot @Flynn but I don't do cross-species.

 

[Flynn]

Wow.... Flynn is really horny for me. Her pokerface tell is the shaking red faced emoticon.

I like you a lot @Flynn but I don't do cross-species.

Yes, unfortunately I'm not the 4-legged canine you prefer.

 

[Flynn]

Don't wow me, Larry. Me and Flynn do this shit to each other for the sport of it. Because we're old school.

Yes.

Frood is very "gurl" man who like "art" and "good" face fucking with other men's.

Frood is weak, and I crush his face with my purse that weigh more than him.

 

[Garraty_47]

Are you suggesting that Flynn has albino walrus flippers?

I wouldn't compare them to a walrus' but I'm sure they'd come in handy for paddling around underground lakes in search of a lunch that's raw and w-r-r-r-riggling.

 

[Frood]

Yes, unfortunately I'm not the 4-legged canine you prefer.

Said by someone whose feet look like they only touch a beach momentarily to rest in the sun and harass Asian tourists with guttural barking....

 

[Flynn]

I wouldn't compare them to a walrus' but I'm sure they'd come in handy for paddling around underground lakes in search of a lunch that's raw and w-r-r-r-riggling.

HEY!

I'm right here!

 

[Frood]

Yes.

Frood is very "gurl" man who like "art" and "good" face fucking with other men's.

Frood is weak, and I crush his face with my purse that weigh more than him.

Why did you have to bring your hoo-hoo into this conversation? I was being so nice...

 

[Flynn]

Said by someone whose feet look like they only touch a beach momentarily to rest in the sun and harass Asian tourists with guttural barking....

This all coming from the guy who smokes fags with his anus, instead of having the fags smoke his anus. You're a weird bloke.

 

[Frood]

This all coming from the guy who smokes fags with his anus, instead of having the fags smoke his anus. You're a weird bloke.

Guys aren't guys unless homosexuals have coitus with their bumholes?

Are you Greek by chance?

 

[Flynn]

Why did you have to bring your hoo-hoo into this conversation? I was being so nice...

I will smack you right in the fucking mouth, if you ever speak to me in that tone you reserve for your cousin Seamajor again.

Got it!

 

[Flynn]

Guys aren't guys unless homosexuals have coitus with their bumholes?

Are you Greek by chance?

No, but those cigarettes are by now.

 

[Frood]

I will smack you right in the fucking mouth if you ever speak to me in that tone you reserve for your cousin, Seamajor again.

Got it!

At least I could say Seamajor is a homosapian and not a tubby and foul breathed fish dumpster with malformed bipedal implements.

 

[Flynn]

At least I could say Seamajor is a homosapian and not a tubby and foul breathed fish dumpster with malformed bipedal implements.

Fuck you.