Bastard Factory Forums Vs Jack (Docket #61255-7784)

[Garraty_47]

Piss off you doddering old fake.

::pisses all over the fake courtroom and all over Garraty::

You're only proving the prosecution's case for them.

I suggest you consult with your lawyer and follow their advice on shutting the fuck up.

 

[jack]

You're only proving the prosecution's case for them.

I suggest you consult with your lawyer and follow their advice on shutting the fuck up.

Grow up.

 

[jack]

Just like you ran from long Island to New Jersey after your wife became your ex. Sooooo sad.

How was your 74th birthday old man?

oh sorry, 75th?

76?

 

[jack]

You must be talking about Holliday, he's much older than me and a known incontinent that pisses himself daily.

Ask his ex about that.

I talked to her last week.

 

[Holliday 3000]

You're only proving the prosecution's case for them.

I suggest you consult with your lawyer and follow their advice on shutting the fuck up.

Perhaps a gag and restraints for the defendant so he won't damage himself further.

 

[jack]

Perhaps a gag and restraints for the defendant so he won't damage himself further.

Old guy needs to change his pants. He pissed himself again.

 

[Garraty_47]

Perhaps a gag and restraints for the defendant so he won't damage himself further.

Tempting and I'm sure it'd be hilarious but I'll settle for locking him out of this thread until the proceedings need him.

Assboxing is another option but unworkable since nobody has a fucking clue how long this mess is going to take and an indefinite Assboxing might well meet the definition of cruel and unusual punishment.

 

[Holliday 3000]

Tempting and I'm sure it'd be hilarious but I'll settle for locking him out of this thread until the proceedings need him.

Assboxing is another option but unworkable since nobody has a fucking clue how long this mess is going to take and an indefinite Assboxing might well meet the definition of cruel and unusual punishment.

I was only thinking of the defendants well being.

 

[jack]

Tempting and I'm sure it'd be hilarious but I'll settle for locking him out of this thread until the proceedings need him.

Assboxing is another option but unworkable since nobody has a fucking clue how long this mess is going to take and an indefinite Assboxing might well meet the definition of cruel and unusual punishment.

There's only one person that can assbox me.

Stay in your fucking lsne, you retarded buffoon.

 

[jack]

Tempting and I'm sure it'd be hilarious but I'll settle for locking him out of this thread until the proceedings need him.

Assboxing is another option but unworkable since nobody has a fucking clue how long this mess is going to take and an indefinite Assboxing might well meet the definition of cruel and unusual punishment.

The fact that you think this is real is not a good look for you.

 

[Fredricka]

You must be talking about Holliday, he's much older than me and a known incontinent that pisses himself daily.

Ask his ex about that.

Hollidays not on trial here, YOU ARE. Now simmer down before I recommend you're found in contempt of court and have you taken down to the cells, twit

 

[jack]

Hollidays not on trial here, YOU ARE. Now simmer down before I recommend you're found in contempt of court and have you taken down to the cells, twit

Nobody's "on trial" you fucking idiot.

It's amazing you think this is real

 

[jack]

Trial this

 

[Fredricka]

Nobody's "on trial" you fucking idiot.

It's amazing you think this is real

YOURE on trial, did you think you could just get away with your terrible crime spree? Haha, NO, you're getting sent down jack

 

[jack]

YOURE on trial, did you think you could just get away with your terrible crime spree? Haha, NO, you're getting sent down jack

You're an idiot.

 

[jack]

Guess I win again. You think this is real.

 

[The Prowler]

Jack needs a better lawyer.

He is doing everything wrong.

 

[Fredricka]

Jack needs a better lawyer.

He is doing everything wrong.

He doesnt like it that you have the av that was meant for him you know

 

[The Cuntess]

@Reggie_Essent Jack needs to be held in contempt

 

[Reggie_Essent]

@Reggie_Essent Jack needs to be held in contempt

Hiya Cuntess. Yes, that kinda goes without saying.

 

[Fredricka]

ORDER, ORDER IN THE COURT! Say that reggie, quick

 

[Reggie_Essent]

ORDER, ORDER IN THE COURT! Say that reggie, quick

I ain't the Judge. That's the Judge's job.

 

[Blandscape]

Why do you have to spam up EVERY FUCKING THREAD WITH YOUR TYPICAL SHITTY POSTS?

No, really? Must you infect every fucking thread like Admin.?

Get a life and a clue.

Start your own thread to fuck up.

Adding content to your lack of content or context is a Cuntess move on our bored board of despair.

 

[The Cuntess]

Adding content to your lack of content or context is a Cuntess move on our bored board of despair.

Oh great. The forum cocksucker has arrived

 

[The Cuntess]

I ain't the Judge. That's the Judge's job.

So who the fuck is the judge?! Ain’t it Vit??

 

[Reggie_Essent]

So who the fuck is the judge?! Ain’t it Vit??

Yes. Vitty put the Court in recess when tiny jack ran away.