Bastard Factory Forums Vs Jack (Docket #61255-7784)

[Reggie_Essent]

When did I run away? I appear to still be here, bottoming out in all of you.

You and Xypoo ran away crying tears like little girls.

 

[jack]

You and Xypoo ran away crying tears like little girls.

You're a bigger idiot than I thought.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

You're a bigger idiot than I thought.

Didn't you say "I'm done!" for the 5,687th time?

 

[jack]

Didn't you say "I'm done!" for the 5,687th time?

Nope. I just got real sick of people like you and needed a break from the bullshit for a few days.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Nope. I just got real sick of people like you and needed a break from the bullshit for a few days.

Just admit it! You ran away because you were afraid of facing a Jury of your peers in a fun and comedy-filled Trial. You ruined everything!

 

[Fredricka]

I ain't the Judge. That's the Judge's job.

What are you then? This is becoming a complete shambles

 

[jack]

Just admit it! You ran away because you were afraid of facing a Jury of your peers in a fun and comedy-filled Trial. You ruined everything!

Fuck you.

Admit this you cocksucking moron.

 

[Fredricka]

Nope. I just got real sick of people like you and needed a break from the bullshit for a few days.

I dont know why you take it so seriously

 

[jack]

What are you then? This is becoming a complete shambles

And you are?

Oh that's right. You're e-fucking a divorced geriatric these days.

 

[jack]

I dont know why you take it so seriously

I don't. That's the whole point. I'm just having fun watching you all chase your tails over bullshit.

 

[Fredricka]

And you are?

Oh that's right. You're e-fucking a divorced geriatric these days.

I'm a juror, I think. And I WILL be taking my duty seriously

 

[jack]

I'm a juror, I think. And I WILL be taking my duty seriously

Yes we know how you take everything so seriously.

Fucking double assed ape.

 

[Fredricka]

Yes we know how you take everything so seriously.

Fucking double assed ape.

You should be on your best behaviour in front of me, I could have you sent away for a veeeeery long time jack

 

[Reggie_Essent]

What are you then? This is becoming a complete shambles

I'm the Prosecutor. Once the Jury is selected and seated, I would present the case against tiny jack outlining all his hideous forum crimes against decency and goodness. Then the Defense Attorney - I think that's Xypoo - gets to present all the whiny excuses for tiny jack's perfidious behavior. Then the Jury gets to declare tiny jack guilty on all counts.

See?

 

[Fredricka]

I'm the Prosecutor. Once the Jury is selected and seated, I would present the case against tiny jack outlining all his hideous forum crimes against decency and goodness. Then the Defense Attorney - I think that's Xypoo - gets to present all the whiny excuses for tiny jack's perfidious behavior. Then the Jury gets to declare tiny jack guilty on all counts.

See?

Right. Too bad x abandoned his client, jack will have to represent himself. Good luck with that, jack

 

[Flynn]

Adding content to your lack of content or context is a Cuntess move on our bored board of despair.

I see.

So Blandy, what brings ya into town?

Is there a convention of Catholic Nuns meeting? I'm sure you'll find a tree close enough to hang upside down from and wait for one to walk by. Won't you?

 

[Flynn]

Nope. I just got real sick of people like you and needed a break from the bullshit for a few days.

How did your 2 year expedition up Alticus' ass go?

Do tell faggot.