I found an iPhone X

[UncleDiLF]

I was at the cinema and found a new iPhone. I am blessed from god.

See? If you believe in the most high, good things will come.

Thanks god!

 

[X]

It's a phone, calm down ... what're you an Itard ??

 

[UncleDiLF]

It's a phone, calm down ... what're you an Itard ??

When a broke chump with an Android stepping in.

It is not a phone! It is a state of art and life! With an iPhone X you get respect and the looks. Something you wont get with your pathetic Android phone.

So, no it is not just a phone! It is a trendsetting state of art.

And now get back to burger flipping you cheap charlie.

 

[X]

Hahahaaa..a fucking loser who thinks owning a phone gives him stature in life
I guess you're so happy because in your village you will be the first who doesn't use coconuts to contact the outside world bahahahaaaaa Itard.

 

[UncleDiLF]

Hahahaaa..a fucking loser who thinks owning a phone gives him stature in life
I guess you're so happy because in your village you will be the first who doesn't use coconuts to contact the outside world bahahahaaaaa Itard.

Always hilarious when broke CrapDroid user are bitter of elite iPhone-users.

It is 2018! The world changed. Owning an iPhone X nowadays put suckers like you in check. I am elite. You are clearly not.

 

[X]

Obviously I am 'not clearly not' lol .. one day I'm gonna' look in the mirror at myself trying to comprehend what it is you're saying.. I must make some funny faces :D
You're a sheep Dilpy, see how they've trained you to believe you NEED that phone .. you're a simple man who dreams of saving enough loot from picking grapes to buy a camel and leave your hut hahahahahahaaa

 

[UncleDiLF]

Overall the Apple community is vegan, friendlier and liberal. We help each other. Owing an Apple product is for smart people ! You are lazy and full of hate.

 

[X]

Overall the Apple community is vegan, friendlier and liberal. We help each other. Owing an Apple product is for smart people ! You are lazy and full of hate.

Baaaaaaaa !!

 

[UncleDiLF]

Please go away. You cant bring any valid arguments here.

You cant afford an iPhone. You are broke.

 

[X]

hahahahaaaaaa run to your phone nigger slave

 

[UncleDiLF]

why slave?

 

[X]

You feel like you NEED that phone don't you, I think you PM that phone and tell it you wanna make sweet sweet love to it .. no Dilpy ? lolol just pullin' your ballz Dilp, you wanna have a scratched up found fone good for you..enjoy (:

 

[UncleDiLF]

You feel like you NEED that phone don't you, I think you PM that phone and tell it you wanna make sweet sweet love to it .. no Dilpy ? lolol just pullin' your ballz Dilp, you wanna have a scratched up found fone good for you..enjoy (:

It is not scratched ! Brandnew . you are just bitter because I am now elite, while you are a peasant.

 

[UncleDiLF]

Does Samsung or your weak china company have such events?

 

[X]

Does Samsung or your weak china company have such events?

Just look at that fucking guy AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA He has pubic hair on his godammed head ffs Dilpy, and IT'S ORANGE this is what you show me to validate your argument AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

 

[UncleDiLF]

Does Samsung or your weak china company have such events?

Just look at that fucking guy AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA He has pubic hair on his godammed head ffs Dilpy, and IT'S ORANGE this is what you show me to validate your argument AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

LoL, like you look like a man of steel! That dude is elite. He has an iPhone. YOU do not! Simple as that, fatso.

How is your Android doing? :LOL1::LOL2:

 

[X]

I'M A HAMMSOME FUCKER DILP

 

[UncleDiLF]

I'M A HAMMSOME FUCKER DILP

It's DiLF!!! I am UncleDiLF ®

You broke Android user

 

[realgrimm]

 

[Swamp-Duck]

If that was your phone you’d be running in there crying to see if anyone had found it, screaming sad meats, so someone lost their phone and your going to keep it . Well your a peasant with no honour you sticky bollock licker.

 

[UncleDiLF]

If that was your phone you’d be running in there crying to see if anyone had found it, screaming sad meats, so someone lost their phone and your going to keep it . Well your a peasant with no honour you sticky bollock licker.

Seriously, like the likes of you would give it back?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

If that was your phone you’d be running in there crying to see if anyone had found it, screaming sad meats, so someone lost their phone and your going to keep it . Well your a peasant with no honour you sticky bollock licker.

Seriously, like the likes of you would give it back?

Yeah well, I’ll let you have that one.

 

[UncleDiLF]

If that was your phone you’d be running in there crying to see if anyone had found it, screaming sad meats, so someone lost their phone and your going to keep it . Well your a peasant with no honour you sticky bollock licker.

Seriously, like the likes of you would give it back?

Yeah well, I’ll let you have that one.

lololololo!!!

In the 90s or 2000s I would returned it back. Nowadays? Hell no! Belongs to a soy boy hipster anyways.

I remember when I lost my premium leather keychain. No returned it. Needed to make new keys and call one whoreson to open my door. I paid the price.

I am selfish and ever since, life is good . sorry

 

[X]

I'M A HAMMSOME FUCKER DILP

It's DiLF!!! I am UncleDiLF ®

You broke Android user

Sorry, my bad DILP !!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

 

[UncleDiLF]

I'M A HAMMSOME FUCKER DILP

It's DiLF!!! I am UncleDiLF ®

You broke Android user

Sorry, my bad DILP !!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

No wonder you misspelled my premium name. Android? ;)

 

[X]

I'M A HAMMSOME FUCKER DILP

It's DiLF!!! I am UncleDiLF ®

You broke Android user

Sorry, my bad DILP !!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

No wonder you misspelled my premium name. Android? ;)

LMAO Very good sir :D

 

[TheHaze]

[QUOTE="UncleDiLF, post:



In the 90s or 2000s I would returned it back. Nowadays? Hell no! Belongs to a soy boy hipster anyways.


I am selfish and ever since, life is good . sorry[/QUOTE]

God is going to be mad at you and you know what happen's to sinners!

 

[Gyroscope]

This is a shitpost, clearly you found that picture on google because we know for a fact you’re black. Only black people steal, you scat sniffer. Admit it.

 

[UncleDiLF]

This is a shitpost, clearly you found that picture on google because we know for a fact you’re black. Only black people steal, you scat sniffer. Admit it.

Another bitter Android user. Your posts are full of typos. No wonder.

Bitter because you're not elite?

 

[Gyroscope]

I am posting from my iPhone right now you Jenkem Junkie!