101 Ways to Fuck with your Dick

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Succubus

Entertain me you boring fucks.....
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They actually eat that shit in China???? Wtf?!! Are they off of dead bodies or what? Why on earth do men want to do such vile things to themselves? I know women do some crazy shit but damn.....
 

Breakfall

Such is life...
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A lot of these doofuses start out with a regular Prince Albert and then start stretching. They don’t know when enough is enough...kinda like politicians when they fuck-up on a regular basis. Then when the piercing migrates into the urethra and splits, they start going all liberal; confusion sets in and they think that they have a grand plan and make split decisions, which inevitably goes pear-shaped or in this case...Willy Wonka!
This cretin needed a curry-slap at the onset of puberty, but his parents were probably that liberal, that they left God to sort him out.
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