Do you believe in god?

[skinofevil]

I think you've diagnosed your own issue: you're afraid.

Afraid to be responsible for your own actions; oh, you did it for your imaginary friend. Or your imaginary friend's imaginary frenemy (the devil) made you do it.

Be a man and take responsibility for your own ethics. You sure don't seem to believe in your imaginary friend when it comes to judging folk. Go the rest of the way toward being a real person and take responsibility for your own life, as well.

 

[UncleDiLF]

With Jesus Christ on my side, I am courageous!

You by the way, WussRoy, are afraid. No morals and only consuming porn, sugar, video games and drugs!

Your life is fucked up! You are afraid of women!

I am clean! I have a clear soul!

Again! Bible NUMBER 1 on Amazon ! And in every hotel.

I bet you cry when you check in your chump hotel room, knowing the holy book is in your room!

 

[skinofevil]

With Jesus Christ on my side, I am courageous!

Which also means that without your imaginary friend, you're a pussy.

You by the way, WussRoy, are afraid.

I'm not afraid of anything -- especially not of things that don't exist.

No morals and only consuming porn, sugar, video games and drugs!

Your life is fucked up! You are afraid of women!

I adore women.

I am clean! I have a clear soul!

Nah, you don't. If you did, you wouldn't display the kind of insecurity it takes to get you shouting about it constantly.

Again! Bible NUMBER 1 on Amazon ! And in every hotel.

And still as fictional as Lord Of The Rings.

I bet you cry when you check in your chump hotel room, knowing the holy book is in your room!

Nope. I keep hoping I'll walk in on a Gideon and capture it.

 

[UncleDiLF]

I nearly smashed my iPhone against the wall reading such filth!!!!

Fuck you man!!!! :EvilOne2:

 

[skinofevil]

^^Oh, come now, such a temper. What would your imaginary friend say about such a display? You know... if he really existed?

 

[UncleDiLF]

He does exist. You know it.

Prove me that he doesn't.

 

[skinofevil]

^^Already have.

Supposedly, your god doesn't make mistakes.

Also, according to you, your god made everything.

Therefore, your god made you.

But you are a mistake.

Therefore, proof that your god does not exist.

 

[skinofevil]

Or, here's a simpler one:

If your god is almighty, it doesn't need you to go around telling people about it. It would tell people about it by its-damn-self.

The fact that you're in here gibbering on about it proves that it doesn't exist.

 

[knife wielder]

People want to be assholes and have their afterlife, too.

 

[skinofevil]

Exactly. In fact, if anything, atheists display more ethical behavior, more consistently, than religious kooks. Why?

Because we don't believe we can apologize to somebody who isn't even there as a "get out of jail free card" when we do some fucked up shit. Christians do fucked up shit then apologize to their imaginary friend for it. Muslims do fucked up shit because their version of that imaginary friend fucking tells them to. Jews, I don't know how their version of that shit works. Never really gave enough of a fuck to look into their version.

But you notice it's those three cooked-head, bronze-age, primitive-ass sandbox religions who do fucked up shit, then just look up at a cloud and go, "My bad! TEE-HEE!" -- and at the same time, two of the three of them -- Christians and Muslims -- are the ones trying to get everybody else to believe that stupid primitive shit with them. That I do know about the Jews, their version is a members-only club and even if you convert, you're only a Diet Jew(tm) to the rest of 'em. More Jewish than the other Goyim, but not as Jew as an actual Jew.

But you don't see Buddhists pulling that shit, or Shintoists. Every non-cat-box religion seems fine with believing what they want and letting other folk believe what they want.

It's only the Osama Bin Ladens and the Ned Flanderses who can't stay the fuck out of other peoples' faces about joining their stupid fucking cults.

 

[knife wielder]

What does our belief in god do for god? I'd really like to know.

 

[skinofevil]

And look at Dilf, runnin' around, slappin' neg reps on shit like he's all mad.

Why you all mad, son?

Is it 'cause I'm pickin' on your imaginary god?

What's that say about your imaginary god, though? Don't that say he's weak as shit? If your god is all powerful, why are you all achey in the pooper, kid?

 

[skinofevil]

What I'm working around to, youngster, is this: you don't believe in God. Neither do the Christians you put on a show of actin' like.

You don't trust your "god" to handle his business. And of course you don't. You know there ain't no god to handle it.

 

[UncleDiLF]

Or, here's a simpler one:

If your god is almighty, it doesn't need you to go around telling people about it. It would tell people about it by its-damn-self.

The fact that you're in here gibbering on about it proves that it doesn't exist.

Yeah, but you avoid my arguments. What is it with you atheists?

Merry Christmas with your tee shirt that says, "He is the reason." They will know what you really mean, trust us.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

What I'm working around to, youngster, is this: you don't believe in God. Neither do the Christians you put on a show of actin' like.

You don't trust your "god" to handle his business. And of course you don't. You know there ain't no god to handle it.

That's DiLF and Bear's new tactic. You should see how many negreps those clowns have been giving me cause they're butthurt.

 

[UncleDiLF]

Too stupid for science? Try religion.

What I'm working around to, youngster, is this: you don't believe in God. Neither do the Christians you put on a show of actin' like.

You don't trust your "god" to handle his business. And of course you don't. You know there ain't no god to handle it.

I pray for the atheist every day. I want to bring them back into the loving embrace of Jesus Christ (The Lord and Savior)

 

[UncleDiLF]

What I'm working around to, youngster, is this: you don't believe in God. Neither do the Christians you put on a show of actin' like.

You don't trust your "god" to handle his business. And of course you don't. You know there ain't no god to handle it.

That's DiLF and Bear's new tactic. You should see how many negreps those clowns have been giving me cause they're butthurt.

Hmmm. I guess you are buttihurt, pIggy.

When you talk shit, you deserve scat! You do that all the time.

Are you also an atheist?

 

[Iggy McLulz]

What I'm working around to, youngster, is this: you don't believe in God. Neither do the Christians you put on a show of actin' like.

You don't trust your "god" to handle his business. And of course you don't. You know there ain't no god to handle it.

That's DiLF and Bear's new tactic. You should see how many negreps those clowns have been giving me cause they're butthurt.

Hmmm. I guess you are buttihurt, pIggy.

When you talk shit, you deserve scat! You do that all the time.

Are you also an atheist?

Told you before I'm agnostic.

 

[UncleDiLF]

What does our belief in god do for god? I'd really like to know.

What a stupid quesrtion? God is god. Period.

The question for unfortunate is: Why don't you see that god does good for you?

 

[UncleDiLF]

Exactly. In fact, if anything, atheists display more ethical behavior, more consistently, than religious kooks. Why?

Because we don't believe we can apologize to somebody who isn't even there as a "get out of jail free card" when we do some fucked up shit. Christians do fucked up shit then apologize to their imaginary friend for it. Muslims do fucked up shit because their version of that imaginary friend fucking tells them to. Jews, I don't know how their version of that shit works. Never really gave enough of a fuck to look into their version.

But you notice it's those three cooked-head, bronze-age, primitive-ass sandbox religions who do fucked up shit, then just look up at a cloud and go, "My bad! TEE-HEE!" -- and at the same time, two of the three of them -- Christians and Muslims -- are the ones trying to get everybody else to believe that stupid primitive shit with them. That I do know about the Jews, their version is a members-only club and even if you convert, you're only a Diet Jew(tm) to the rest of 'em. More Jewish than the other Goyim, but not as Jew as an actual Jew.

But you don't see Buddhists pulling that shit, or Shintoists. Every non-cat-box religion seems fine with believing what they want and letting other folk believe what they want.

It's only the Osama Bin Ladens and the Ned Flanderses who can't stay the fuck out of other peoples' faces about joining their stupid fucking cults.

Yeah but the Universe is a like a flower, the seed has to be planted by something - this something has to be transcendent, therefore it must be God.

 

[UncleDiLF]

I think you've diagnosed your own issue: you're afraid.

Afraid to be responsible for your own actions; oh, you did it for your imaginary friend. Or your imaginary friend's imaginary frenemy (the devil) made you do it.

Be a man and take responsibility for your own ethics. You sure don't seem to believe in your imaginary friend when it comes to judging folk. Go the rest of the way toward being a real person and take responsibility for your own life, as well.

Let me talk BLOOD here with you. Atheism for me is a place entirely defined by bitter, faux-enlightened young people sharing “thought-provoking” images about the horrific evils of religion (in practice, pretty much just Christianity) and congratulating each other for being “enlightened.”

I can't respect that. God is great! Give it a shot.

 

[UncleDiLF]

I thought Jews were supposed to be intelligent.

Has hate ever led to anything progressive? Do you filthy Atheists actually think you’re changing the world? Judging by your arrogance I wouldn’t doubt it. There’s an effective way to spread knowledge, and this isn’t it. Obviously the atheism brotherhood is mostly harmless, but I think I speak for everyone else in the world when I say: Guys, shut the fuck up for a second, please. Whatever problem you think you’re solving by your shitty rage comics and rants, you’re not.

 

[UncleDiLF]

being positive and believing in the best religion is my life goal. Life is good.

 

[knife wielder]

What does our belief in god do for god? I'd really like to know.

DiLF, what does our believing in god do for god?

 

[knife wielder]

If god exists why is there so many jerks?

 

[UncleDiLF]

If god exists why is there so many jerks?

What does our belief in god do for god? I'd really like to know.

DiLF, what does our believing in god do for god?

What a stupid question? God is god. Period.

The question for unfortunate is: Why don't you see that god does good for you?

 

[UncleDiLF]

If god exists why is there so many jerks?

Because of atheists. They have no morals. All these non believers are criminals, bad and jerks. Easy,

 

[knife wielder]

What does our belief do for this powerful sky magician?

And why is there so many jerks?

 

[knife wielder]

Why are people cruel to one another?

 

[UncleDiLF]

Why are people cruel to one another?

Because they are not believing in god. They are greedy and have no morals. Thats why?