PURGE @ Bastard Factory

[Bastard Factory]

The first ever quarterly Bastard Factory member PURGE allows an unparalleled opportunity to allow members to briefly hack, remove a rival, acknowledge their forum crush and help decrease the rate of shit-posters throughout the forums maintaining our community with a higher standard of any of the following attributes... quality content creating, dark humor, humor period, image poster, thought provoker, game starter and site supporters leading to our own brand of 'Off-Topic'.

Therefore we must PURGE

FucK/Spare/KiLL style.

Social Darwinism as justification for sociopathic behavior is encouraged for 48 hours.

Our version of the Purge is about what the forums will look like in the year of 2022 by having a message board that is periodically reborn with members deciding on who has decimated their threads and topics. The Chief Morale Officer permits all trolling activity for twenty four hours and makes it legal, including account 'killings' of rival members. The MOD reporting system cannot be called for help in any moment of that period of time. The ultimate purpose of these actions are a form of forum tough love for our lower class members all while lowering trolling/thread-jacking/spamming rates until the next Purge.

FucK/Spare/KiLL is a hypothetical game I've created with consequences. Three things for you to choose, which is who would be the most desirable to fuck, spare and kill? If you get fucked, enjoy it, share pictures. If you're spared, this will remove One kill off your record. Member with most Kills against 'em get's a one year ban.

Rules:
1) Any member who's name is on THE LIST or posts in this qualifies to be killed.
2) Each member picks [3] members FucK/Spare/KiLL format.
3) Must GOLD and BOLD their names for it to count.
4) Administrators and Moderators are granted eMMunity.
5) One members 'kill' can be negated by another members 'spare' and will be deducted from the scorecard.
6) Meltdown Mayhem Free-For-All. Avatar and User Title Hacks are free for 48 hours. ONLY those who POST IN THIS THREAD qualify to be hacked. Max 48 hours 'til resets. Post an image/user title in this thread and it will be done. (1 each per member)
7) Runs 48 hours and begins Thursday, January 28th @ 6 P.M. EST and ends Saturday, January 30th @ 6 P.M. EST.

Scoring:
Fuck = Neutral. Let them know.
Spare = 1 point will be deducted from any Kills accumulated.
Kill = 1 point.

Prizes
1) One year ban. Member with the most Kills will be immediately removed.
2) STD's and a reputation.
3) Vengeance.

Must GOLD and BOLD their names for it to count.

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[Bastard Factory]

The PURGERS Scorecard

----- (Last updated 1/30/21 @ 10:18 a.m. EST) -----

Fucks
Raven - III
Seamajor
Ice
Lotusbud
Dove
Q
Flynn
Bigge Smalls

Spares
Breakfall - IIIII
Q - III
X - II
Rukia
Flynn
Blazor

Kills
Q - IIIIIIIIII
Breakfall - III

Blazor Avatar Hack Attacks Holiday.
RAVEN Avatar Hack Attacks Seamajor.
X Avatar Hack Attacks RAVEN.
Rukia Kuchiki Avatar Hack Attacks The Countess.
The Countess Avatar Hack Attacks Rukia Kuchiki.
X Avatar Hack Attacks X.

RAVEN User Title Hacks Seamajor... "Dinky Diana"
Blazor User Title Hacks Holiday... "Whistlin' Dicksy"
x User Title Hacks RAVEN... "'Where's the beEf'"
Rukia Kuchiki Title Hacks The Countess... "Donkie kont"
X Title Hacks X... "pOrk and beaNs !
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[Blazor]

Oh this will be good. I like the sound of this.

 

[Succubus]

I don't really understand it but I would

fuck @X
SPARE @Breakfall
and kill @Q

 

[X]

I don't really understand it but I would

fuck @X
SPARE @Breakfall
and kill @Q

 

[Rukia Kuchiki]

this is complicated. so you can hack anyone for 48 hours or only the people who participate in the Purge?
do we get to kill the loser Negan style with a barbed wire bat to the head?

 

[Seamajor]

I don't really understand it but I would

fuck @X
SPARE @Breakfall
and kill @Q

Reminds me of my friend Marco. His Iguana would be aboard tho.

 

[Bastard Factory]

this is complicated. so you can hack anyone for 48 hours or only the people who participate in the Purge?

Succubus has it right... Anyone who's posted on Bastard Factory in the last 30 days is fair game to be Killed.

Anyone who makes a post in THIS thread ONLY is fair game to be hacked. Two separate things here. A member can 'hack' anyone who posts in this thread only while the purge is on, up to 48 hours. All hacks reset Saturday@6 pm... Drop an image or user title to be changed and I'll make it happen.

do we get to kill the loser Negan style with a barbed wire bat to the head?

I like this idea... describe HOW you'd kill the person for a bonus Hack.

 

[Scrawny The Ghost]

I did not understand that one bit but I willingly offer my life as a human sacrifice for your demonic rituals. May we be blessed by the Daedric Lord of Comet Ping Pong.

 

[Succubus]

Render Q unconscious. Shove a pipe up his ass and run some rusty barb wire through it. Pull the pipe out (the barware remains in his intestines). Tie the barware off on something where it cannot be removed. When Q wakes up, pour gasoline in the old building he is housed in. Catch that motherfucker on fire. Q has one of two options: he can run as fast as he can and allow the barware to shred his insides and tear them out (causing him to bleed to death) or he can just burn to death. Either way, that motherfucker is DONE!

Hack me motherfuckers!!!! Give it your best bitches!!!!! Hahahahaha!!!

 

[Rukia Kuchiki]

I don't wanna hurt Q since everyone secretly loves him.

Instead lets write a non threatening, parody love story in the Negan character style.
(There are a few authentic altered Negan quotes within so hoping this does not get DMCA'd)



A man named Simon roughly drags a whimpering Q into the Saviors compound where he is made kneel on the ground, hands tied behind his back.

A large crowd is gathered waiting expectantly.

Q stares at the ground, drooling heavily.

Another man with a barbed wire bat approaches Q.

"Hi. You’re Maxis735 also know as Q, also know as creepy little shit, right? I'm Negan."

Q looks up and begins to speak, " I demand tha.."

Negan kicks Q in the balls, "You can breathe, you can blink, you can cry. Hell, I hope you're wearing your shitting pants cause you will be doing that too. But do not dare speak to me again, understand?"

Q blurts out "Yes I und.."

Negan slams the barbed wire bat into Q's mouth, jerking it violently, sending 5 teeth and part of Q's tongue spilling out onto the grass.

Negan looks to the gathered crowd and states, "See, this is what I am fucking talking about, blatant disobedience."

The crowd cheers in agreement.

Q chokes up another tooth and vomits it out in a puddle of blood, the smell of shit fills the air.

Negan stares down at Q, "Do you have anything else to say?"

Q continues to retch up teeth as his severed tongue dances around in his mouth, he wisely shakes his head, tears running down his face.

Negan, "Will you look at that, he is learning".

Negan, "So, here is the problem Q, you contribute nothing to this community I fought so hard to build, you are actually proving to be a colossal pain in my huge dick. I have had numerous complaints that you are negatively affecting moral
and business. That's not going to be tolerated here."

Negan, "I don't like killing people, ok I do, but it has to be the right people, killing you will make all these people here very happy. I am a people person and happy people are productive people, so give me one good reason I should not bash your fucking brains in right now. Go, you have my permission to speak."

Q sputters incoherently, his mangled lower lip begins to slowly slides down his chin like a bloody worm until it falls into his lap.

Negan, "It appears this little prick has nothing to say in his defense. Ok then, time for your head to get a little freaky deaky with Lucille"

Negan, "Wait, I am going to give you one chance to act like a fucking man"

Q continues to slouch, his head rolling about, a piss puddle expanding between his legs.

Negan, "Stop slouching, head up, chin out, look up and hold that pose"

Q wills himself to lift his head and stares up to the sky while shaking uncontrollably.

Negan, "Good job"

Negan grips the bat tightly, prodding Q in the back trying to knock him over.

Q continues to keep his head up and chest out.

Negan, "Now I am going to swing Lucille within inches of your face, if you manage not to flinch, you live, if not you die"

Q nods

Negan assumes an open batting stance, reels back with Lucille and connects squarely on Q's jaw, a loud crack rings out as Q's lower mandible is ripped from his face and sent flying across the courtyard and over the fence.

A torrent of blood cascades from Q's upper jaw like Niagara Falls, his eyes bulge then he falls face first into the dirt.

Negan, "Oh shit, he must have flinched!"

Negan slams the bat down onto Q's head splitting it like a melon making sure he wont reanimate.

Negan, "Simon, clean this shit up and toss it in the zombie cage, they have not been feed in awhile"

The crowd cheers Negan.

 

[Seamajor]

Creative^^^

 

[ballerina]

lol one way to stir the pot

 

[Ice]

Fuck @ RAVEN
Spare @Breakfall
Kill @Q ... nothing fancy just a 7.62 X 39 to the back of the head.

 

[Rukia Kuchiki]

do you have to pick a name for each (fuck,spare,kill) or can you leave one blank, asking for the countess

 

[Bastard Factory]

Q is still fair game even tho he's exiled.

do you have to pick a name for each (fuck,spare,kill) or can you leave one blank, asking for the countess

Do what you wanna do. It will throw the final score off some, but that could swing it. Never know.

 

[X]

 

[Blazor]

Thought I saw a BF post about Q just a bit ago, now dont see it lol.


I'll just say, from what I read, its no wonder that it smells so much better in here today. Its a great day indeed. The extermination squad came in, and blasted out the roach.

 

[Rukia Kuchiki]

blazor "posted in this thread" so that means he can be avatar hacked in the 48 hour period?

 

[Blazor]

blazor "posted in this thread" so that means he can be avatar hacked in the 48 hour period?

Yup, go for it, Im a fun sport hahaha.

 

[Bastard Factory]

Thought I saw a BF post about Q just a bit ago, now dont see it lol.

Q is still an exiled member here and fair game.

 

[Rukia Kuchiki]

The Countess could get fucked soon, she very excited.

 

[Blazor]

Fuck - Raven
Spare - Rukia
Kill - Q

I would like to see Maxis735/Q/Roach hang from his tiny balls with a tiny metal coat hanger. I want his legs and arms chopped off first, and his flesh cauterized so he doesnt bleed out. Then I would like to take a banjo string, and sew his mouth completely shut, we've all heard enough of it, and so have image hosting sites. After that, we shall treat him like a Pinata with a Louisville Slugger. Dont go for the head first y'all, save that for last :rightON:

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I don't really understand it but I would

fuck @X
SPARE @Breakfall
and kill @Q

Kill Q... I'm for that.

Liberals are wastes of space anyway

 

[Rukia Kuchiki]

good odds seamajor will hack biggie with a midget pic.

show flynn some love, pick her to fuck.

 

[ballerina]

FucK: Won't fuck a bastard
Spare: Q
KiLL: X

p.s. if someone can fuck me when i explicitly don't want it, you should call it rape lol

 

[LotusBud]

Fuck: No one here
Spare: Q
Kill: Brainfail

 

[Blazor]

I don't really understand it but I would

fuck @X
SPARE @Breakfall
and kill @Q

Kill Q... I'm for that.

Liberals are wastes of space anyway

You need to BOLD and GOLD your names. Give it a go, it seems others are trying to spare Q and we cant have that.

@The Countess , @Dove , @RAVEN , @Swamp-Duck get your asses in here and vote!

 

[Seamajor]

I don't really understand it but I would

fuck @X
SPARE @Breakfall
and kill @Q

Kill Q... I'm for that.

Liberals are wastes of space anyway

It’s great that you don’t take too much. You should be one

 

[Zanick#2]

Fuck Seamajor, you're getting molested by a kid you fucked you kidfucker
Spare Q
Kill Breakfall