PURGE @ Bastard Factory - [May 2024]

[Bastard Factory]

The semi annual Bastard Factory member PURGE allows an unparalleled opportunity to allow members to remove a rival, acknowledge their forum crush and help decrease the rate of shit-posters throughout the forums maintaining our community with a higher standard of attributes...
Therefore we must PURGE

FucK/Spare/KiLL style.

Social Darwinism as justification for sociopathic behavior is encouraged for 289 hours.

Our version of the Purge is about what the forums will look like in the year of 2025 by having a message board that is periodically reborn with members deciding on who has disrespected this message board, decimated threads and expendable. The Chief Morale Officer permits all trolling activity of rival members. The MOD reporting system cannot be called for help in any moment of that period of time. The ultimate purpose of these actions are a form of forum tough love for our lower class members.

FucK/Spare/KiLL is a hypothetical game created with consequences. Three things for you to choose, which is who would be the most desirable to fuck, spare and kill? If you get fucked, enjoy it, share pictures. If you're spared, this will remove one Kill off your record. Member with most kills against 'em WINS and will receive a TWO WEEK BAN.

Rules:
1) Only members who's name is on THE LIST qualify.
2) Each member picks [3] members FucK/Spare/KiLL format.
3) Must GOLD and BOLD their names for it to count.
4) One members 'kill' can be negated by another members 'spare' and will be deducted from the scorecard.
5) Runs 289 hours and begins Saturday, May 18th @ 5 P.M. PST and ends Thursday, May 30th @ 5 P.M. PST.

Scoring:
Fuck = Neutral. Let them know.
Spare = 1 point will be deducted from any Kill count accumulated.
Kill = 1 point.

Prizes
1) Two Week Ban. Member with the most Kills will be immediately removed.
2) STD's and a reputation.
3) Vengeance.

Must GOLD and BOLD their names for it to count.

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[Bastard Factory]

Our three contestants for May 2024 have been carefully selected and miraculously survived every purge since it's introduction...

@The New Holliday
@reaper
@Taylor Swift

TheNewHolliday, a overly opinionated homeless member roaming BFF with his popped out bird chest and collecting government welfare. We've used a simple 'formula' which combines your age, annual income and post count to really display in detail what a fucking useless asset you are to our social scene.

He's accompanied by another homeless man of low monetary value, reaper, drug addict Euro-skurge recently kicked out by his hooker friend and now calls Bastard Factory home while oozing his filth. This well known 'follower' of anyone, new and shiny adds little value to these forums and available to be killed off.

Our third and final opportunity is Taylor Swift, young, pretty, talented, incredibly wealthy and famous. We don't need another over exposed, liberal elitist showing up and writing songs about Bastard Factory.. she's currently on tour, but accessible.

The PURGERS Scorecard

----- (Last updated 5/18/24 @ 3:40 p.m. EST) -----

Fucks


Spares


Kills​

 

[The New Holliday]

LoLz !

 

[Skidromofo]

oh that fucking bitch Taylor Swift is up there. Way to fire me loins. FUCK FUCK FUCK THAT CUNT!! God I love her

the other two? just necklace them as they fuck each other on the streets of Baltimore or Cleveland or even Detroit where no one really lives anymore

 

[Bastard Factory]

Bastard Factory Purge Emergency Broadcast System

All moderators remain unavailable and reported posts suspended. The administrator and his family are granted immunity. While Class 5 weaponry (such as explosives) are prohibited.

Commencing at the siren, any and all forum attacks, including murder will be legal in this thread for continuous hours.

Blessed be our Forum Founding Father and Bastard Factory, a message board reborn.

May God be with you all.




* Sirens blare throughout the forums to signal the start of board wide Purge.​

 

[realgrimm]

Yup eat fat dicks the lot of ya..

 

[Skidromofo]

Totally confused confusing. Head hurts just reading this all

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

How close am I to being purged? I've got a flight to Dallas on Tuesday.

 

[The New Holliday]

How close am I to being purged?

Ask your local rectal svinkder, Larry.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Ask your local rectal svinkder, Larry.

Thanks for the input.

 

[Skidromofo]

i purge myself sometimes a dozen times a day and night. does that count? my pussy thinks so. my other pussy that is

 

[Seamajor]

Just keep it clean

 

[wizer]

If you're given a 2 week ban but don't logon for 3 weeks, does it make a sound?

 

[Skidromofo]

Just keep it clean

always pristine