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The Q Estate. The largest house in Bastard Factory, and hours still before the purge ends. You'd expect the mansion to be on lock down, but the lights are bright, and more then a dozen cars sit in the long driveway as classical music plays and inside the mansion... around 40 people stand with drinks in their hands as longtime Epstein Island partner Q aka Maxis735 trots down the spiral steps, smiling at the company he has, he raises his drink as his new young lover comes down the stairs and kisses him on the cheek.
RAVEN: "I love you babeeeee, and in a few hours this will all be over".
Q: "You know I reported those images of yours for your own good right?" *side grins stained teeth*
Q and RAVEN raise there glasses as the crowd cheers, the crowd thinking that they're safe here at The Q Estate.
Back at headquarters, the reported posts are stacking up, and going unnoticed, as panic'd posters are panicking. MODS are off playing their new PS5.
On the southside, we're a fly on the wall at the doublewide trailer (paid for) of Lotusbud. She's watching FOX News reruns and complaining about it, she's also complaining about her clothes... censorship and those weird patterns on her couch, as she stands up and walks into the kitchen, emptying the bottle into her glass, she turns, as her head is cut clean off. It rolls along the floor as Biggie Smalls stands there. Cleaning off his machete with her shirt as Flynn slides in behind him, dragging away the body of Lotusbud.
Biggie pulls out a piece of paper... unfolding it and on it are the names of 'Joe' and 'Jeannie'.
Ice, Dove and Mr. Whipple all lounge in their respective homes, packed with popcorn, watching the latest edition of "The Purge Report", relatively safe.
A few blocks away, Rukia Kuchiki chases after Weeg for his pizza, as Weeg hides inside a cheap motel. Kicking in a first floor door Weeg finds something even more terrifying! It's Succubus pegging Zanick#2 in full leather! Weeg slooooowly backs out of the room and closes the door. Rukia Kuchiki is now in the Lobby yelling Weegs name. Attacking anyone and everyone, a total of 4 innocent lurkers. Gone.
Weeg barricades the laundry room door and waits, "praying to Lord Jesus" as Rukia Kuchiki breaks windows and smashes doors screaming about a Pokémon God.
You wrote a story about Biggie murdering me? Wow, dude. And you get all hysterical over political posts? SMDH
Its called a sense of humor, imagination, and a bit of fun. Just enjoy the show, dont take it personal lol.
Yeah. I don't find that to be funny. Especially since Biggie is a real hater. I have a great sense of humor. It's just not evil.
I find that people who can't think of anything funny if it doesn't include violence and degradation to be unimaginative.
I take it you dont like Stephen King style books, or horror movies?
I think King is a hack and I never watch horror movies. I detest them. And King doesn't write comedy.
I got ya, so some things are simply not your cup of tea. King does have some comedy lightly mixed in, but its usually twisted humor lol.
King is THA MAN!!!! Lol. My favorite novelist and I love movies based on his books. "The Shining" is my favorite.
The movies are never the same lol. I have not read the Shining yet though! I have soooooo many of his books lol. I send you a pic lol.
King's style changed though, after that van nearly killed him. His earlier stuff was best. This is evident in his Dark Tower series. I LOVE Dark Tower. The first 3, awesome as fuck all. He then didnt continue for over a decade or so. The later ones are ok, but nowhere near as good as the first 3. My other faves by him are The Stand, and IT.
I read The Shining, and it was waaaaaayyyy better than the movie. They fucked up that movie. The book was scary because the dad was nice most of the time, and then suddenly he'd turn into a monster, but only for awhile. It made the whole thing much more interesting and scary.
King is still a total hack, though.
I also read The Stand, and liked it. But he writes like crap.
I think there are 2 versions of The Shining. The older one has Jack Nicholson in it and the other one is a newer version with different actors. I didn't care too much for the version with Jack Nicholson in it but the newer version was bomb. I gotta look it up and see the difference in release dates and the year the movies were made but I'm sure there are 2 versions.
