The first ever King Martini Photoshop invitational




ok my nigga, you wanna play hardball


who has the picture of the switch over the toilet lol


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When you get to the point in life where you hold a Switch over a toilet, it means you've hit a level of "fuck you" and there is absolutely zero chance I'm ever gonna care how pissed off anyone is about it.

I LOVE it still hits lol.
 



ok my nigga, you wanna play hardball


who has the picture of the switch over the toilet lol


20200701-133908.jpg


There's the fucking "psycho."


Gonna cry?

20200701-133908.jpg


I rubbed my nipple when I did this.


No. You're just proving me correct, Mother Of The Year.

Yanno?


Who the fuck cares?

No one even asked you. Go suck a fucking tail pipe you raging ass pussy.
 



ok my nigga, you wanna play hardball


who has the picture of the switch over the toilet lol


20200701-133908.jpg


There's the fucking "psycho."


Gonna cry?

20200701-133908.jpg


I rubbed my nipple when I did this.


No. You're just proving me correct, Mother Of The Year.

Yanno?


Who the fuck cares?

Yah. Don’t wanna go proving Flynn’s point

mom the internet

Yano?
 



ok my nigga, you wanna play hardball


who has the picture of the switch over the toilet lol


20200701-133908.jpg


There's the fucking "psycho."


Gonna cry?

20200701-133908.jpg


I rubbed my nipple when I did this.


No. You're just proving me correct, Mother Of The Year.

Yanno?


Who the fuck cares?

Yah. Don’t wanna go proving Flynn’s point

mom the internet

Yano?


Flynn could drop dead in 5 minutes, I would post "lol" and move on.

It thinks its feelings matter lol

Like it all caps spams its fucking feelings at me :LOL1:
 
When you get to the point in life where you hold a Switch over a toilet, it means you've hit a level of "fuck you" and there is absolutely zero chance I'm ever gonna care how pissed off anyone is about it.

I LOVE it still hits lol.

Which is another reason why you no longer have custody of your children.
 



ok my nigga, you wanna play hardball


who has the picture of the switch over the toilet lol


20200701-133908.jpg


There's the fucking "psycho."


Gonna cry?

20200701-133908.jpg


I rubbed my nipple when I did this.


No. You're just proving me correct, Mother Of The Year.

Yanno?


Who the fuck cares?

Yah. Don’t wanna go proving Flynn’s point

mom the internet

Yano?


Flynn could drop dead in 5 minutes, I would post "lol" and move on.

It thinks its feelings matter lol

Like it all caps spams its fucking feelings at me :LOL1:

You’ve done deep mental damage to it
 



ok my nigga, you wanna play hardball


who has the picture of the switch over the toilet lol


20200701-133908.jpg


There's the fucking "psycho."


Gonna cry?

20200701-133908.jpg


I rubbed my nipple when I did this.


No. You're just proving me correct, Mother Of The Year.

Yanno?


Who the fuck cares?

Yah. Don’t wanna go proving Flynn’s point

mom the internet

Yano?


Flynn could drop dead in 5 minutes, I would post "lol" and move on.

It thinks its feelings matter lol

Like it all caps spams its fucking feelings at me :LOL1:


At least my kids will be with me, "tho."

Can you say the same?
 



ok my nigga, you wanna play hardball


who has the picture of the switch over the toilet lol


20200701-133908.jpg


There's the fucking "psycho."


Gonna cry?

20200701-133908.jpg


I rubbed my nipple when I did this.


No. You're just proving me correct, Mother Of The Year.

Yanno?


Who the fuck cares?

No one even asked you. Go suck a fucking tail pipe you raging ass pussy.


More evidence on why your children were evacuated from your home.

Yanno?
 

Sum Cun'T

He don't post here but would blow smoke rings around everyone here except Fraud and yours truly.

You gotta bring your A game with Cun'T and hope he's sick or something


I agree.. I’ve been chopped by Cunt and the man is skilled with a knife.

Him and cassandra are and always will be the bar.

Caskur isn't that far off, either. Fraud is right there with Caskur. But your playing with fire with Cun'T.

Pickles towards the end was just as good as Caskur until he moved to making comics.

Shit, I should have Pickles make a comic....
 

Sum Cun'T

He don't post here but would blow smoke rings around everyone here except Fraud and yours truly.

You gotta bring your A game with Cun'T and hope he's sick or something


I agree.. I’ve been chopped by Cunt and the man is skilled with a knife.

Him and cassandra are and always will be the bar.

Caskur isn't that far off, either. Fraud is right there with Caskur. But your playing with fire with Cun'T.

Pickles towards the end was just as good as Caskur until he moved to making comics.

Shit, I should have Pickles make a comic....


Edna will always be chop master to me for the Wizer crazy eyeballs chop she did 15 years go... and Fats with the pacer GIF came in a close second. Most will argue that Fat’s won, but he had Wizer going down on a male teenage gang member in the bushes @ a truck stop and the eyebrow movement was ridiculously funny.
 



ok my nigga, you wanna play hardball


who has the picture of the switch over the toilet lol


20200701-133908.jpg


There's the fucking "psycho."


Gonna cry?

20200701-133908.jpg


I rubbed my nipple when I did this.

But the great thing about this pic is...

The Switch, and the trailer?

Dovid has neither.



I also think it's great that I dont have any shit I dont want.

However .....the pure rage it still induces is the best.

No clue why you got so hot and bothered over that. You were threatening me with ultimatums. Just be glad it made it in one peice.

:)
 



ok my nigga, you wanna play hardball


who has the picture of the switch over the toilet lol


20200701-133908.jpg


There's the fucking "psycho."


Gonna cry?

20200701-133908.jpg


I rubbed my nipple when I did this.


No. You're just proving me correct, Mother Of The Year.

Yanno?


Who the fuck cares?

No one even asked you. Go suck a fucking tail pipe you raging ass pussy.


More evidence on why your children were evacuated from your home.

Yanno?


Why you trying to collect PI? Looking for "evidence" of shit you are hysterically claiming as fact?

Listen, I seriously do not give a fuck where you think anyone in my house is.

Does it disturb or move you when I say your crotch goblins are disease vectors spreading chinese aids so you can go gamble?
 
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Sum Cun'T

He don't post here but would blow smoke rings around everyone here except Fraud and yours truly.

You gotta bring your A game with Cun'T and hope he's sick or something


I agree.. I’ve been chopped by Cunt and the man is skilled with a knife.

Him and cassandra are and always will be the bar.

Caskur isn't that far off, either. Fraud is right there with Caskur. But your playing with fire with Cun'T.

Pickles towards the end was just as good as Caskur until he moved to making comics.

Shit, I should have Pickles make a comic....


I've seen much better than Caskur. Objectively better. Edna was awesome.
 



ok my nigga, you wanna play hardball


who has the picture of the switch over the toilet lol


20200701-133908.jpg


There's the fucking "psycho."


Gonna cry?

20200701-133908.jpg


I rubbed my nipple when I did this.


No. You're just proving me correct, Mother Of The Year.

Yanno?


Who the fuck cares?

No one even asked you. Go suck a fucking tail pipe you raging ass pussy.


More evidence on why your children were evacuated from your home.

Yanno?


Why you trying to collect PI? Looking for "evidence" of shit you are hysterically claiming as fact?

Listen, I seriously do not give a fuck where you think anyone in my house is.

Does it disturb or move you when I say your crotch goblins are disease vectors spreading chinese aids so you can go gamble?


I would actually listen to your screeching, IF your children weren't taken away.

Yanno?