Have you ever paid for sex?!

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When I was about 9 or 10 some of my classmates came up with a plan where if we each put some money in and came up with $5 one of the fairly hot girls in the class would lift her shirt and show us her tits. Of course we all pitched in immediately! When the shirt came up we realized our fatal error, which was in forgetting that 9 year old girls don't have anything to look at under the shirt yet. In fact with her shirt pulled up over her head you couldn't tell her from us.
 

TheHaze

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Is that the girl you end up married to ?

Every one pays for sex one way or the other and think you mean pay a hooker and the answer would be NO !
 

Dageaux

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Many times. It is a legitimate business transaction, and some times well worth the money. The only reason it is not legal where I live is because of puritanical values I do not share. Most times men don't pay women for sex, they pay them to go away afterwards.. Handing a woman a couple hundred bucks is much easier than all that mucking about with uncomfortable relations and unrealistic expectations.
 

Iggy McLulz

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Nope never had the need to. I’m not against anyone paying for or selling sex either. Should be a legalized profession.
 

Oliver Shagnasty

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I live out in the woods so I had to pay a hooker 1000 to get her to come out she was supposed to stay for 3 hours but she stayed 15mins and snuck out took the money and ran. Yes go ahead laugh I learned my lesson never to do that again. Next hooker is getting a lead pipe over the head!
 

TheHaze

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I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a pack of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.

‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.

‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’ So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOWWWWWWWW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on?’ she asked.

I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her.

She fainted.”
 

THROB

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I've ever paid for sex, in every way. Last June I got worms. Little uninvited arse-dwelling parasitical bastards.

Not related to the question, I just wanted to share.
 

realgrimm

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I have once that I recall besides coke whores and fun time girls..came out the beer store and was propositioned a polish for 20 ..lol..I only had a 20 and half was spent on beer so I got it for 10 beside a green energy box behind the beer store..she ended up being real nice,told me she does this when her hubbies at work gave me her number and invited me to a full for free at her house...I lost the number:SadFace: