Im going to just toss this out there

[Biggie Smiles]

i had an uncle lou, so this one too

i have theory....
any dude who feels the need 2 stick in his girls poop chute when her vagina is available is semi gay

wtf

^ That's Aryan bait, right there.

This thread, man.

Dove melties, romance languages, and anal sex.

Gotta love the internet.

dove and aryan r cool by me. ur barking up the wrong tree

Oh, don't get me wrong, Jeannie. I like Dove and Aryan, too. For different reasons, sure, but they both increase traffic to the site.

I've always maintained, and I'll repeat it again: Dove comes across as a truly passionate person who will fight tooth and nail in defense of her beliefs. I admire that. I guess I just sorta wish she could remember where she is, at least more than half the time. This is a lulz board, not a Facebook group. You either lol or you die tryin'.

Aryan is an occasionally funny battering ram. I sort of admire his relentlessness and it doesn't bother me in the least that he's gay and has only one tooth.

No, yoursort of wrong here.

Dovid is an idiot with mental issues that go far beyond these forums. She is a broken human being who might be schizophrenic. I can tell you from first hand experience the glass is neither half empty or full. It’s broken and the water just keeps pouring.

Aryan is homosexual. That much is true. The days gonna come when I post up the DM’s he sent me at SG where he would bleat on endlessly about wanting to see my cock or the sly chance when he said he wanted to see a picture of my penis for purposes related to if American dicks looked different compared to European dicks and he was doing a study or something.

But, it shouldn’t be used against him. Aryan was molested into homosexual sex by a family member at a young age. When other children were learning how to ride bicycles, he was riding something else and from what he told me, enjoyed every second of it.

I think it’s because I’m a bartender ppl tell me their life stories….

bartenders r supposed 2 keep their mouth shut

Not if they ain’t getting tipped

bartender code is keep your mouth shut, no matter what

Then you have never been a bartender.

Don’t tip me I’m sure as shit kicking your deadbeat ass out and letting everyone know your a deadbeat.

Where’s this code at, btw? And what code consists within that says not making money makes you some sort of better bartender?

lol
cops hassle bartenders all the time, u got a loose lip and ur done

Cops don’t say shit to bartenders cuz if they do they don’t get served.

What is your home planet? Really?

what r u from planet retard? really

i own a bar, u run your mouth and u will end up in a ditch

You own a bar? Or a dive?

Im positive you own a back woods dive if you actually do own a bar because no offense, reading you gives me a little suspicion you couldn’t get a liquor license and if you did, with that draconian thinking, keep one.

Making moonshine in your bathtub doesn’t make you a bar owner.

dont be mad cuz ur full o shit

Um, no you?

There’s no way in the world you own a bar. None. I highly doubt, with this translucent “code” you babbled about, that you have the capacity mentally to work at one.

Now, if your one of those clowns playing a bar owner on a message board, have fun with it and I’ll play along. But, as an actual bartender who works at a respectable club in the greatest city in the world, I have no problems pointing out your stupidity for everyone to see.

How much did it cost? What’s a fedi? These are easy questions that you can answer really quick without using google

ur a lonely guy that likes 2 talk, i get it

need a job tending bar? LOL

go back 2 collecting cans, bum

So you really don’t own a bar, eh?

Thanks for playing.

looking for a job? toilet plunger only, we dont dont let RATs tend bar

Why when I can go get an actual liquor license and know what a fedi is.

If your really this chemically imbalanced I don’t think the hospitality industry is for you.

Now, in the bar you made up in your mind, I’m sure I wouldn’t get a job there nor would I want to work in so much open space, but that’s just me.

What does nine deep mean, bar owner?

listen 2 this moron debate me

There’s nothing to debate.

You are a wannabe bar owner who prolly watched a couple Bar Rescue episodes who has the dream of somebody serving head filled drafts to thirsty customers.

Where as im an actual bartender who actually lives in this industry in the physical, real world, who can actually get a liquor license, and knows what a fedi, a federal identification number, actually is.

This isn’t debating you, this is me making fun of you

Bartender at gay bar ^^

Pfft, damn fucking right I’d bartend a gay bar.

The bathrooms would be spotless and I’d make hella loot

finally, some truth ^

That there’s money in gay bars?

Are you serious? Go to boys town and ask any of the bartenders before they get into their Tesla how much money they make.

How many times a month do you clean the lines?

What’s your minimum order for Wirtz? Because if you actually own a bar, your liquor is going thru Wirtz. It says so right on the receipt, ya know.

But you know that, right?

oogah boogah this dudes mad lol

i had NO idea he was so sensitive lol

I got you typing tropes.

You got called out, and now you look like a clown.

Who’s mad?

Did you win on the internet again?

You still butthurt over the stilts thread?

I had forgotten all about it

is that the one where you were gonna use your November bus pass money to buy me some stilts or something?

Why do I need a bus pass, tho?

I’ll bump that thread if you want and make dreams come true for you

Go bump, pissboi.

your 60 dollar bus pass is gonna make my dreams come true? why? WHen I own a luxury car worth more than your lifetime?

 

[Master]

i had an uncle lou, so this one too

i have theory....
any dude who feels the need 2 stick in his girls poop chute when her vagina is available is semi gay

wtf

^ That's Aryan bait, right there.

This thread, man.

Dove melties, romance languages, and anal sex.

Gotta love the internet.

dove and aryan r cool by me. ur barking up the wrong tree

Oh, don't get me wrong, Jeannie. I like Dove and Aryan, too. For different reasons, sure, but they both increase traffic to the site.

I've always maintained, and I'll repeat it again: Dove comes across as a truly passionate person who will fight tooth and nail in defense of her beliefs. I admire that. I guess I just sorta wish she could remember where she is, at least more than half the time. This is a lulz board, not a Facebook group. You either lol or you die tryin'.

Aryan is an occasionally funny battering ram. I sort of admire his relentlessness and it doesn't bother me in the least that he's gay and has only one tooth.

No, yoursort of wrong here.

Dovid is an idiot with mental issues that go far beyond these forums. She is a broken human being who might be schizophrenic. I can tell you from first hand experience the glass is neither half empty or full. It’s broken and the water just keeps pouring.

Aryan is homosexual. That much is true. The days gonna come when I post up the DM’s he sent me at SG where he would bleat on endlessly about wanting to see my cock or the sly chance when he said he wanted to see a picture of my penis for purposes related to if American dicks looked different compared to European dicks and he was doing a study or something.

But, it shouldn’t be used against him. Aryan was molested into homosexual sex by a family member at a young age. When other children were learning how to ride bicycles, he was riding something else and from what he told me, enjoyed every second of it.

I think it’s because I’m a bartender ppl tell me their life stories….

bartenders r supposed 2 keep their mouth shut

Not if they ain’t getting tipped

bartender code is keep your mouth shut, no matter what

Then you have never been a bartender.

Don’t tip me I’m sure as shit kicking your deadbeat ass out and letting everyone know your a deadbeat.

Where’s this code at, btw? And what code consists within that says not making money makes you some sort of better bartender?

lol
cops hassle bartenders all the time, u got a loose lip and ur done

Cops don’t say shit to bartenders cuz if they do they don’t get served.

What is your home planet? Really?

what r u from planet retard? really

i own a bar, u run your mouth and u will end up in a ditch

You own a bar? Or a dive?

Im positive you own a back woods dive if you actually do own a bar because no offense, reading you gives me a little suspicion you couldn’t get a liquor license and if you did, with that draconian thinking, keep one.

Making moonshine in your bathtub doesn’t make you a bar owner.

dont be mad cuz ur full o shit

Um, no you?

There’s no way in the world you own a bar. None. I highly doubt, with this translucent “code” you babbled about, that you have the capacity mentally to work at one.

Now, if your one of those clowns playing a bar owner on a message board, have fun with it and I’ll play along. But, as an actual bartender who works at a respectable club in the greatest city in the world, I have no problems pointing out your stupidity for everyone to see.

How much did it cost? What’s a fedi? These are easy questions that you can answer really quick without using google

ur a lonely guy that likes 2 talk, i get it

need a job tending bar? LOL

go back 2 collecting cans, bum

So you really don’t own a bar, eh?

Thanks for playing.

looking for a job? toilet plunger only, we dont dont let RATs tend bar

Why when I can go get an actual liquor license and know what a fedi is.

If your really this chemically imbalanced I don’t think the hospitality industry is for you.

Now, in the bar you made up in your mind, I’m sure I wouldn’t get a job there nor would I want to work in so much open space, but that’s just me.

What does nine deep mean, bar owner?

listen 2 this moron debate me

There’s nothing to debate.

You are a wannabe bar owner who prolly watched a couple Bar Rescue episodes who has the dream of somebody serving head filled drafts to thirsty customers.

Where as im an actual bartender who actually lives in this industry in the physical, real world, who can actually get a liquor license, and knows what a fedi, a federal identification number, actually is.

This isn’t debating you, this is me making fun of you

Bartender at gay bar ^^

Pfft, damn fucking right I’d bartend a gay bar.

The bathrooms would be spotless and I’d make hella loot

finally, some truth ^

That there’s money in gay bars?

Are you serious? Go to boys town and ask any of the bartenders before they get into their Tesla how much money they make.

How many times a month do you clean the lines?

What’s your minimum order for Wirtz? Because if you actually own a bar, your liquor is going thru Wirtz. It says so right on the receipt, ya know.

But you know that, right?

oogah boogah this dudes mad lol

i had NO idea he was so sensitive lol

I got you typing tropes.

You got called out, and now you look like a clown.

Who’s mad?

Did you win on the internet again?

You still butthurt over the stilts thread?

I had forgotten all about it

is that the one where you were gonna use your November bus pass money to buy me some stilts or something?

Why do I need a bus pass, tho?

I’ll bump that thread if you want and make dreams come true for you

what a pedo quote^ u creep ass mf

Oh dear, pedo tropes.

Just say “plz stop”

two words and I stop making fun of you

 

[Jeannie]

i had an uncle lou, so this one too

i have theory....
any dude who feels the need 2 stick in his girls poop chute when her vagina is available is semi gay

wtf

^ That's Aryan bait, right there.

This thread, man.

Dove melties, romance languages, and anal sex.

Gotta love the internet.

dove and aryan r cool by me. ur barking up the wrong tree

Oh, don't get me wrong, Jeannie. I like Dove and Aryan, too. For different reasons, sure, but they both increase traffic to the site.

I've always maintained, and I'll repeat it again: Dove comes across as a truly passionate person who will fight tooth and nail in defense of her beliefs. I admire that. I guess I just sorta wish she could remember where she is, at least more than half the time. This is a lulz board, not a Facebook group. You either lol or you die tryin'.

Aryan is an occasionally funny battering ram. I sort of admire his relentlessness and it doesn't bother me in the least that he's gay and has only one tooth.

No, yoursort of wrong here.

Dovid is an idiot with mental issues that go far beyond these forums. She is a broken human being who might be schizophrenic. I can tell you from first hand experience the glass is neither half empty or full. It’s broken and the water just keeps pouring.

Aryan is homosexual. That much is true. The days gonna come when I post up the DM’s he sent me at SG where he would bleat on endlessly about wanting to see my cock or the sly chance when he said he wanted to see a picture of my penis for purposes related to if American dicks looked different compared to European dicks and he was doing a study or something.

But, it shouldn’t be used against him. Aryan was molested into homosexual sex by a family member at a young age. When other children were learning how to ride bicycles, he was riding something else and from what he told me, enjoyed every second of it.

I think it’s because I’m a bartender ppl tell me their life stories….

bartenders r supposed 2 keep their mouth shut

Not if they ain’t getting tipped

bartender code is keep your mouth shut, no matter what

Then you have never been a bartender.

Don’t tip me I’m sure as shit kicking your deadbeat ass out and letting everyone know your a deadbeat.

Where’s this code at, btw? And what code consists within that says not making money makes you some sort of better bartender?

lol
cops hassle bartenders all the time, u got a loose lip and ur done

Cops don’t say shit to bartenders cuz if they do they don’t get served.

What is your home planet? Really?

what r u from planet retard? really

i own a bar, u run your mouth and u will end up in a ditch

You own a bar? Or a dive?

Im positive you own a back woods dive if you actually do own a bar because no offense, reading you gives me a little suspicion you couldn’t get a liquor license and if you did, with that draconian thinking, keep one.

Making moonshine in your bathtub doesn’t make you a bar owner.

dont be mad cuz ur full o shit

Um, no you?

There’s no way in the world you own a bar. None. I highly doubt, with this translucent “code” you babbled about, that you have the capacity mentally to work at one.

Now, if your one of those clowns playing a bar owner on a message board, have fun with it and I’ll play along. But, as an actual bartender who works at a respectable club in the greatest city in the world, I have no problems pointing out your stupidity for everyone to see.

How much did it cost? What’s a fedi? These are easy questions that you can answer really quick without using google

ur a lonely guy that likes 2 talk, i get it

need a job tending bar? LOL

go back 2 collecting cans, bum

So you really don’t own a bar, eh?

Thanks for playing.

looking for a job? toilet plunger only, we dont dont let RATs tend bar

Why when I can go get an actual liquor license and know what a fedi is.

If your really this chemically imbalanced I don’t think the hospitality industry is for you.

Now, in the bar you made up in your mind, I’m sure I wouldn’t get a job there nor would I want to work in so much open space, but that’s just me.

What does nine deep mean, bar owner?

listen 2 this moron debate me

There’s nothing to debate.

You are a wannabe bar owner who prolly watched a couple Bar Rescue episodes who has the dream of somebody serving head filled drafts to thirsty customers.

Where as im an actual bartender who actually lives in this industry in the physical, real world, who can actually get a liquor license, and knows what a fedi, a federal identification number, actually is.

This isn’t debating you, this is me making fun of you

Bartender at gay bar ^^

Pfft, damn fucking right I’d bartend a gay bar.

The bathrooms would be spotless and I’d make hella loot

finally, some truth ^

That there’s money in gay bars?

Are you serious? Go to boys town and ask any of the bartenders before they get into their Tesla how much money they make.

How many times a month do you clean the lines?

What’s your minimum order for Wirtz? Because if you actually own a bar, your liquor is going thru Wirtz. It says so right on the receipt, ya know.

But you know that, right?

oogah boogah this dudes mad lol

i had NO idea he was so sensitive lol

I got you typing tropes.

You got called out, and now you look like a clown.

Who’s mad?

Did you win on the internet again?

You still butthurt over the stilts thread?

I had forgotten all about it

is that the one where you were gonna use your November bus pass money to buy me some stilts or something?

Why do I need a bus pass, tho?

I’ll bump that thread if you want and make dreams come true for you

what a pedo quote^ u creep ass mf

Oh dear, pedo tropes.

Just say “plz stop”

two words and I stop making fun of you

ok plz stop :)

 

[Master]

i had an uncle lou, so this one too

i have theory....
any dude who feels the need 2 stick in his girls poop chute when her vagina is available is semi gay

wtf

^ That's Aryan bait, right there.

This thread, man.

Dove melties, romance languages, and anal sex.

Gotta love the internet.

dove and aryan r cool by me. ur barking up the wrong tree

Oh, don't get me wrong, Jeannie. I like Dove and Aryan, too. For different reasons, sure, but they both increase traffic to the site.

I've always maintained, and I'll repeat it again: Dove comes across as a truly passionate person who will fight tooth and nail in defense of her beliefs. I admire that. I guess I just sorta wish she could remember where she is, at least more than half the time. This is a lulz board, not a Facebook group. You either lol or you die tryin'.

Aryan is an occasionally funny battering ram. I sort of admire his relentlessness and it doesn't bother me in the least that he's gay and has only one tooth.

No, yoursort of wrong here.

Dovid is an idiot with mental issues that go far beyond these forums. She is a broken human being who might be schizophrenic. I can tell you from first hand experience the glass is neither half empty or full. It’s broken and the water just keeps pouring.

Aryan is homosexual. That much is true. The days gonna come when I post up the DM’s he sent me at SG where he would bleat on endlessly about wanting to see my cock or the sly chance when he said he wanted to see a picture of my penis for purposes related to if American dicks looked different compared to European dicks and he was doing a study or something.

But, it shouldn’t be used against him. Aryan was molested into homosexual sex by a family member at a young age. When other children were learning how to ride bicycles, he was riding something else and from what he told me, enjoyed every second of it.

I think it’s because I’m a bartender ppl tell me their life stories….

bartenders r supposed 2 keep their mouth shut

Not if they ain’t getting tipped

bartender code is keep your mouth shut, no matter what

Then you have never been a bartender.

Don’t tip me I’m sure as shit kicking your deadbeat ass out and letting everyone know your a deadbeat.

Where’s this code at, btw? And what code consists within that says not making money makes you some sort of better bartender?

lol
cops hassle bartenders all the time, u got a loose lip and ur done

Cops don’t say shit to bartenders cuz if they do they don’t get served.

What is your home planet? Really?

what r u from planet retard? really

i own a bar, u run your mouth and u will end up in a ditch

You own a bar? Or a dive?

Im positive you own a back woods dive if you actually do own a bar because no offense, reading you gives me a little suspicion you couldn’t get a liquor license and if you did, with that draconian thinking, keep one.

Making moonshine in your bathtub doesn’t make you a bar owner.

dont be mad cuz ur full o shit

Um, no you?

There’s no way in the world you own a bar. None. I highly doubt, with this translucent “code” you babbled about, that you have the capacity mentally to work at one.

Now, if your one of those clowns playing a bar owner on a message board, have fun with it and I’ll play along. But, as an actual bartender who works at a respectable club in the greatest city in the world, I have no problems pointing out your stupidity for everyone to see.

How much did it cost? What’s a fedi? These are easy questions that you can answer really quick without using google

ur a lonely guy that likes 2 talk, i get it

need a job tending bar? LOL

go back 2 collecting cans, bum

So you really don’t own a bar, eh?

Thanks for playing.

looking for a job? toilet plunger only, we dont dont let RATs tend bar

Why when I can go get an actual liquor license and know what a fedi is.

If your really this chemically imbalanced I don’t think the hospitality industry is for you.

Now, in the bar you made up in your mind, I’m sure I wouldn’t get a job there nor would I want to work in so much open space, but that’s just me.

What does nine deep mean, bar owner?

listen 2 this moron debate me

There’s nothing to debate.

You are a wannabe bar owner who prolly watched a couple Bar Rescue episodes who has the dream of somebody serving head filled drafts to thirsty customers.

Where as im an actual bartender who actually lives in this industry in the physical, real world, who can actually get a liquor license, and knows what a fedi, a federal identification number, actually is.

This isn’t debating you, this is me making fun of you

Bartender at gay bar ^^

Pfft, damn fucking right I’d bartend a gay bar.

The bathrooms would be spotless and I’d make hella loot

finally, some truth ^

That there’s money in gay bars?

Are you serious? Go to boys town and ask any of the bartenders before they get into their Tesla how much money they make.

How many times a month do you clean the lines?

What’s your minimum order for Wirtz? Because if you actually own a bar, your liquor is going thru Wirtz. It says so right on the receipt, ya know.

But you know that, right?

oogah boogah this dudes mad lol

i had NO idea he was so sensitive lol

I got you typing tropes.

You got called out, and now you look like a clown.

Who’s mad?

Did you win on the internet again?

You still butthurt over the stilts thread?

I had forgotten all about it

is that the one where you were gonna use your November bus pass money to buy me some stilts or something?

Why do I need a bus pass, tho?

I’ll bump that thread if you want and make dreams come true for you

Go bump, pissboi.

your 60 dollar bus pass is gonna make my dreams come true? why? WHen I own a luxury car worth more than your lifetime?

Bitch plz

How many phone books are you stacking on the drivers seat to look over the steering wheel?

why would I need a bus pass, again?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

i had an uncle lou, so this one too

i have theory....
any dude who feels the need 2 stick in his girls poop chute when her vagina is available is semi gay

wtf

^ That's Aryan bait, right there.

This thread, man.

Dove melties, romance languages, and anal sex.

Gotta love the internet.

dove and aryan r cool by me. ur barking up the wrong tree

Oh, don't get me wrong, Jeannie. I like Dove and Aryan, too. For different reasons, sure, but they both increase traffic to the site.

I've always maintained, and I'll repeat it again: Dove comes across as a truly passionate person who will fight tooth and nail in defense of her beliefs. I admire that. I guess I just sorta wish she could remember where she is, at least more than half the time. This is a lulz board, not a Facebook group. You either lol or you die tryin'.

Aryan is an occasionally funny battering ram. I sort of admire his relentlessness and it doesn't bother me in the least that he's gay and has only one tooth.

No, yoursort of wrong here.

Dovid is an idiot with mental issues that go far beyond these forums. She is a broken human being who might be schizophrenic. I can tell you from first hand experience the glass is neither half empty or full. It’s broken and the water just keeps pouring.

Aryan is homosexual. That much is true. The days gonna come when I post up the DM’s he sent me at SG where he would bleat on endlessly about wanting to see my cock or the sly chance when he said he wanted to see a picture of my penis for purposes related to if American dicks looked different compared to European dicks and he was doing a study or something.

But, it shouldn’t be used against him. Aryan was molested into homosexual sex by a family member at a young age. When other children were learning how to ride bicycles, he was riding something else and from what he told me, enjoyed every second of it.

I think it’s because I’m a bartender ppl tell me their life stories….

bartenders r supposed 2 keep their mouth shut

Not if they ain’t getting tipped

bartender code is keep your mouth shut, no matter what

Then you have never been a bartender.

Don’t tip me I’m sure as shit kicking your deadbeat ass out and letting everyone know your a deadbeat.

Where’s this code at, btw? And what code consists within that says not making money makes you some sort of better bartender?

lol
cops hassle bartenders all the time, u got a loose lip and ur done

Cops don’t say shit to bartenders cuz if they do they don’t get served.

What is your home planet? Really?

what r u from planet retard? really

i own a bar, u run your mouth and u will end up in a ditch

You own a bar? Or a dive?

Im positive you own a back woods dive if you actually do own a bar because no offense, reading you gives me a little suspicion you couldn’t get a liquor license and if you did, with that draconian thinking, keep one.

Making moonshine in your bathtub doesn’t make you a bar owner.

dont be mad cuz ur full o shit

Um, no you?

There’s no way in the world you own a bar. None. I highly doubt, with this translucent “code” you babbled about, that you have the capacity mentally to work at one.

Now, if your one of those clowns playing a bar owner on a message board, have fun with it and I’ll play along. But, as an actual bartender who works at a respectable club in the greatest city in the world, I have no problems pointing out your stupidity for everyone to see.

How much did it cost? What’s a fedi? These are easy questions that you can answer really quick without using google

ur a lonely guy that likes 2 talk, i get it

need a job tending bar? LOL

go back 2 collecting cans, bum

So you really don’t own a bar, eh?

Thanks for playing.

looking for a job? toilet plunger only, we dont dont let RATs tend bar

Why when I can go get an actual liquor license and know what a fedi is.

If your really this chemically imbalanced I don’t think the hospitality industry is for you.

Now, in the bar you made up in your mind, I’m sure I wouldn’t get a job there nor would I want to work in so much open space, but that’s just me.

What does nine deep mean, bar owner?

listen 2 this moron debate me

There’s nothing to debate.

You are a wannabe bar owner who prolly watched a couple Bar Rescue episodes who has the dream of somebody serving head filled drafts to thirsty customers.

Where as im an actual bartender who actually lives in this industry in the physical, real world, who can actually get a liquor license, and knows what a fedi, a federal identification number, actually is.

This isn’t debating you, this is me making fun of you

Bartender at gay bar ^^

Pfft, damn fucking right I’d bartend a gay bar.

The bathrooms would be spotless and I’d make hella loot

finally, some truth ^

That there’s money in gay bars?

Are you serious? Go to boys town and ask any of the bartenders before they get into their Tesla how much money they make.

How many times a month do you clean the lines?

What’s your minimum order for Wirtz? Because if you actually own a bar, your liquor is going thru Wirtz. It says so right on the receipt, ya know.

But you know that, right?

oogah boogah this dudes mad lol

i had NO idea he was so sensitive lol

I got you typing tropes.

You got called out, and now you look like a clown.

Who’s mad?

Did you win on the internet again?

You still butthurt over the stilts thread?

I had forgotten all about it

is that the one where you were gonna use your November bus pass money to buy me some stilts or something?

Why do I need a bus pass, tho?

I’ll bump that thread if you want and make dreams come true for you

Go bump, pissboi.

your 60 dollar bus pass is gonna make my dreams come true? why? WHen I own a luxury car worth more than your lifetime?

Bitch plz

How many phone books are you stacking on the drivers seat to look over the steering wheel?

why would I need a bus pass, again?

Doesn't matter, the car is still worth more than both your lungs combined

you're actually on to something there, why would you need a bus pass to be a stay at home bum.

good catch

 

[Master]

i had an uncle lou, so this one too

i have theory....
any dude who feels the need 2 stick in his girls poop chute when her vagina is available is semi gay

wtf

^ That's Aryan bait, right there.

This thread, man.

Dove melties, romance languages, and anal sex.

Gotta love the internet.

dove and aryan r cool by me. ur barking up the wrong tree

Oh, don't get me wrong, Jeannie. I like Dove and Aryan, too. For different reasons, sure, but they both increase traffic to the site.

I've always maintained, and I'll repeat it again: Dove comes across as a truly passionate person who will fight tooth and nail in defense of her beliefs. I admire that. I guess I just sorta wish she could remember where she is, at least more than half the time. This is a lulz board, not a Facebook group. You either lol or you die tryin'.

Aryan is an occasionally funny battering ram. I sort of admire his relentlessness and it doesn't bother me in the least that he's gay and has only one tooth.

No, yoursort of wrong here.

Dovid is an idiot with mental issues that go far beyond these forums. She is a broken human being who might be schizophrenic. I can tell you from first hand experience the glass is neither half empty or full. It’s broken and the water just keeps pouring.

Aryan is homosexual. That much is true. The days gonna come when I post up the DM’s he sent me at SG where he would bleat on endlessly about wanting to see my cock or the sly chance when he said he wanted to see a picture of my penis for purposes related to if American dicks looked different compared to European dicks and he was doing a study or something.

But, it shouldn’t be used against him. Aryan was molested into homosexual sex by a family member at a young age. When other children were learning how to ride bicycles, he was riding something else and from what he told me, enjoyed every second of it.

I think it’s because I’m a bartender ppl tell me their life stories….

bartenders r supposed 2 keep their mouth shut

Not if they ain’t getting tipped

bartender code is keep your mouth shut, no matter what

Then you have never been a bartender.

Don’t tip me I’m sure as shit kicking your deadbeat ass out and letting everyone know your a deadbeat.

Where’s this code at, btw? And what code consists within that says not making money makes you some sort of better bartender?

lol
cops hassle bartenders all the time, u got a loose lip and ur done

Cops don’t say shit to bartenders cuz if they do they don’t get served.

What is your home planet? Really?

what r u from planet retard? really

i own a bar, u run your mouth and u will end up in a ditch

You own a bar? Or a dive?

Im positive you own a back woods dive if you actually do own a bar because no offense, reading you gives me a little suspicion you couldn’t get a liquor license and if you did, with that draconian thinking, keep one.

Making moonshine in your bathtub doesn’t make you a bar owner.

dont be mad cuz ur full o shit

Um, no you?

There’s no way in the world you own a bar. None. I highly doubt, with this translucent “code” you babbled about, that you have the capacity mentally to work at one.

Now, if your one of those clowns playing a bar owner on a message board, have fun with it and I’ll play along. But, as an actual bartender who works at a respectable club in the greatest city in the world, I have no problems pointing out your stupidity for everyone to see.

How much did it cost? What’s a fedi? These are easy questions that you can answer really quick without using google

ur a lonely guy that likes 2 talk, i get it

need a job tending bar? LOL

go back 2 collecting cans, bum

So you really don’t own a bar, eh?

Thanks for playing.

looking for a job? toilet plunger only, we dont dont let RATs tend bar

Why when I can go get an actual liquor license and know what a fedi is.

If your really this chemically imbalanced I don’t think the hospitality industry is for you.

Now, in the bar you made up in your mind, I’m sure I wouldn’t get a job there nor would I want to work in so much open space, but that’s just me.

What does nine deep mean, bar owner?

listen 2 this moron debate me

There’s nothing to debate.

You are a wannabe bar owner who prolly watched a couple Bar Rescue episodes who has the dream of somebody serving head filled drafts to thirsty customers.

Where as im an actual bartender who actually lives in this industry in the physical, real world, who can actually get a liquor license, and knows what a fedi, a federal identification number, actually is.

This isn’t debating you, this is me making fun of you

Bartender at gay bar ^^

Pfft, damn fucking right I’d bartend a gay bar.

The bathrooms would be spotless and I’d make hella loot

finally, some truth ^

That there’s money in gay bars?

Are you serious? Go to boys town and ask any of the bartenders before they get into their Tesla how much money they make.

How many times a month do you clean the lines?

What’s your minimum order for Wirtz? Because if you actually own a bar, your liquor is going thru Wirtz. It says so right on the receipt, ya know.

But you know that, right?

oogah boogah this dudes mad lol

i had NO idea he was so sensitive lol

I got you typing tropes.

You got called out, and now you look like a clown.

Who’s mad?

Did you win on the internet again?

You still butthurt over the stilts thread?

I had forgotten all about it

is that the one where you were gonna use your November bus pass money to buy me some stilts or something?

Why do I need a bus pass, tho?

I’ll bump that thread if you want and make dreams come true for you

Go bump, pissboi.

your 60 dollar bus pass is gonna make my dreams come true? why? WHen I own a luxury car worth more than your lifetime?

Bitch plz

How many phone books are you stacking on the drivers seat to look over the steering wheel?

why would I need a bus pass, again?

Doesn't matter, the car is still worth more than both your lungs combined

you're actually on to something there, why would you need a bus pass to be a stay at home bum.

good catch

Yeah but….

If you need a booster seat to drive….

 

[Biggie Smiles]

i had an uncle lou, so this one too

i have theory....
any dude who feels the need 2 stick in his girls poop chute when her vagina is available is semi gay

wtf

^ That's Aryan bait, right there.

This thread, man.

Dove melties, romance languages, and anal sex.

Gotta love the internet.

dove and aryan r cool by me. ur barking up the wrong tree

Oh, don't get me wrong, Jeannie. I like Dove and Aryan, too. For different reasons, sure, but they both increase traffic to the site.

I've always maintained, and I'll repeat it again: Dove comes across as a truly passionate person who will fight tooth and nail in defense of her beliefs. I admire that. I guess I just sorta wish she could remember where she is, at least more than half the time. This is a lulz board, not a Facebook group. You either lol or you die tryin'.

Aryan is an occasionally funny battering ram. I sort of admire his relentlessness and it doesn't bother me in the least that he's gay and has only one tooth.

No, yoursort of wrong here.

Dovid is an idiot with mental issues that go far beyond these forums. She is a broken human being who might be schizophrenic. I can tell you from first hand experience the glass is neither half empty or full. It’s broken and the water just keeps pouring.

Aryan is homosexual. That much is true. The days gonna come when I post up the DM’s he sent me at SG where he would bleat on endlessly about wanting to see my cock or the sly chance when he said he wanted to see a picture of my penis for purposes related to if American dicks looked different compared to European dicks and he was doing a study or something.

But, it shouldn’t be used against him. Aryan was molested into homosexual sex by a family member at a young age. When other children were learning how to ride bicycles, he was riding something else and from what he told me, enjoyed every second of it.

I think it’s because I’m a bartender ppl tell me their life stories….

bartenders r supposed 2 keep their mouth shut

Not if they ain’t getting tipped

bartender code is keep your mouth shut, no matter what

Then you have never been a bartender.

Don’t tip me I’m sure as shit kicking your deadbeat ass out and letting everyone know your a deadbeat.

Where’s this code at, btw? And what code consists within that says not making money makes you some sort of better bartender?

lol
cops hassle bartenders all the time, u got a loose lip and ur done

Cops don’t say shit to bartenders cuz if they do they don’t get served.

What is your home planet? Really?

what r u from planet retard? really

i own a bar, u run your mouth and u will end up in a ditch

You own a bar? Or a dive?

Im positive you own a back woods dive if you actually do own a bar because no offense, reading you gives me a little suspicion you couldn’t get a liquor license and if you did, with that draconian thinking, keep one.

Making moonshine in your bathtub doesn’t make you a bar owner.

dont be mad cuz ur full o shit

Um, no you?

There’s no way in the world you own a bar. None. I highly doubt, with this translucent “code” you babbled about, that you have the capacity mentally to work at one.

Now, if your one of those clowns playing a bar owner on a message board, have fun with it and I’ll play along. But, as an actual bartender who works at a respectable club in the greatest city in the world, I have no problems pointing out your stupidity for everyone to see.

How much did it cost? What’s a fedi? These are easy questions that you can answer really quick without using google

ur a lonely guy that likes 2 talk, i get it

need a job tending bar? LOL

go back 2 collecting cans, bum

So you really don’t own a bar, eh?

Thanks for playing.

looking for a job? toilet plunger only, we dont dont let RATs tend bar

Why when I can go get an actual liquor license and know what a fedi is.

If your really this chemically imbalanced I don’t think the hospitality industry is for you.

Now, in the bar you made up in your mind, I’m sure I wouldn’t get a job there nor would I want to work in so much open space, but that’s just me.

What does nine deep mean, bar owner?

listen 2 this moron debate me

There’s nothing to debate.

You are a wannabe bar owner who prolly watched a couple Bar Rescue episodes who has the dream of somebody serving head filled drafts to thirsty customers.

Where as im an actual bartender who actually lives in this industry in the physical, real world, who can actually get a liquor license, and knows what a fedi, a federal identification number, actually is.

This isn’t debating you, this is me making fun of you

Bartender at gay bar ^^

Pfft, damn fucking right I’d bartend a gay bar.

The bathrooms would be spotless and I’d make hella loot

finally, some truth ^

That there’s money in gay bars?

Are you serious? Go to boys town and ask any of the bartenders before they get into their Tesla how much money they make.

How many times a month do you clean the lines?

What’s your minimum order for Wirtz? Because if you actually own a bar, your liquor is going thru Wirtz. It says so right on the receipt, ya know.

But you know that, right?

oogah boogah this dudes mad lol

i had NO idea he was so sensitive lol

I got you typing tropes.

You got called out, and now you look like a clown.

Who’s mad?

Did you win on the internet again?

You still butthurt over the stilts thread?

I had forgotten all about it

is that the one where you were gonna use your November bus pass money to buy me some stilts or something?

Why do I need a bus pass, tho?

I’ll bump that thread if you want and make dreams come true for you

Go bump, pissboi.

your 60 dollar bus pass is gonna make my dreams come true? why? WHen I own a luxury car worth more than your lifetime?

Bitch plz

How many phone books are you stacking on the drivers seat to look over the steering wheel?

why would I need a bus pass, again?

Doesn't matter, the car is still worth more than both your lungs combined

you're actually on to something there, why would you need a bus pass to be a stay at home bum.

good catch

Yeah but….

If you need a booster seat to drive….

Well, let me know when you come across someone 5’ 9” who needs a booster seat to drive.

 

[Master]

i had an uncle lou, so this one too

i have theory....
any dude who feels the need 2 stick in his girls poop chute when her vagina is available is semi gay

wtf

^ That's Aryan bait, right there.

This thread, man.

Dove melties, romance languages, and anal sex.

Gotta love the internet.

dove and aryan r cool by me. ur barking up the wrong tree

Oh, don't get me wrong, Jeannie. I like Dove and Aryan, too. For different reasons, sure, but they both increase traffic to the site.

I've always maintained, and I'll repeat it again: Dove comes across as a truly passionate person who will fight tooth and nail in defense of her beliefs. I admire that. I guess I just sorta wish she could remember where she is, at least more than half the time. This is a lulz board, not a Facebook group. You either lol or you die tryin'.

Aryan is an occasionally funny battering ram. I sort of admire his relentlessness and it doesn't bother me in the least that he's gay and has only one tooth.

No, yoursort of wrong here.

Dovid is an idiot with mental issues that go far beyond these forums. She is a broken human being who might be schizophrenic. I can tell you from first hand experience the glass is neither half empty or full. It’s broken and the water just keeps pouring.

Aryan is homosexual. That much is true. The days gonna come when I post up the DM’s he sent me at SG where he would bleat on endlessly about wanting to see my cock or the sly chance when he said he wanted to see a picture of my penis for purposes related to if American dicks looked different compared to European dicks and he was doing a study or something.

But, it shouldn’t be used against him. Aryan was molested into homosexual sex by a family member at a young age. When other children were learning how to ride bicycles, he was riding something else and from what he told me, enjoyed every second of it.

I think it’s because I’m a bartender ppl tell me their life stories….

bartenders r supposed 2 keep their mouth shut

Not if they ain’t getting tipped

bartender code is keep your mouth shut, no matter what

Then you have never been a bartender.

Don’t tip me I’m sure as shit kicking your deadbeat ass out and letting everyone know your a deadbeat.

Where’s this code at, btw? And what code consists within that says not making money makes you some sort of better bartender?

lol
cops hassle bartenders all the time, u got a loose lip and ur done

Cops don’t say shit to bartenders cuz if they do they don’t get served.

What is your home planet? Really?

what r u from planet retard? really

i own a bar, u run your mouth and u will end up in a ditch

You own a bar? Or a dive?

Im positive you own a back woods dive if you actually do own a bar because no offense, reading you gives me a little suspicion you couldn’t get a liquor license and if you did, with that draconian thinking, keep one.

Making moonshine in your bathtub doesn’t make you a bar owner.

dont be mad cuz ur full o shit

Um, no you?

There’s no way in the world you own a bar. None. I highly doubt, with this translucent “code” you babbled about, that you have the capacity mentally to work at one.

Now, if your one of those clowns playing a bar owner on a message board, have fun with it and I’ll play along. But, as an actual bartender who works at a respectable club in the greatest city in the world, I have no problems pointing out your stupidity for everyone to see.

How much did it cost? What’s a fedi? These are easy questions that you can answer really quick without using google

ur a lonely guy that likes 2 talk, i get it

need a job tending bar? LOL

go back 2 collecting cans, bum

So you really don’t own a bar, eh?

Thanks for playing.

looking for a job? toilet plunger only, we dont dont let RATs tend bar

Why when I can go get an actual liquor license and know what a fedi is.

If your really this chemically imbalanced I don’t think the hospitality industry is for you.

Now, in the bar you made up in your mind, I’m sure I wouldn’t get a job there nor would I want to work in so much open space, but that’s just me.

What does nine deep mean, bar owner?

listen 2 this moron debate me

There’s nothing to debate.

You are a wannabe bar owner who prolly watched a couple Bar Rescue episodes who has the dream of somebody serving head filled drafts to thirsty customers.

Where as im an actual bartender who actually lives in this industry in the physical, real world, who can actually get a liquor license, and knows what a fedi, a federal identification number, actually is.

This isn’t debating you, this is me making fun of you

Bartender at gay bar ^^

Pfft, damn fucking right I’d bartend a gay bar.

The bathrooms would be spotless and I’d make hella loot

finally, some truth ^

That there’s money in gay bars?

Are you serious? Go to boys town and ask any of the bartenders before they get into their Tesla how much money they make.

How many times a month do you clean the lines?

What’s your minimum order for Wirtz? Because if you actually own a bar, your liquor is going thru Wirtz. It says so right on the receipt, ya know.

But you know that, right?

oogah boogah this dudes mad lol

i had NO idea he was so sensitive lol

I got you typing tropes.

You got called out, and now you look like a clown.

Who’s mad?

Did you win on the internet again?

You still butthurt over the stilts thread?

I had forgotten all about it

is that the one where you were gonna use your November bus pass money to buy me some stilts or something?

Why do I need a bus pass, tho?

I’ll bump that thread if you want and make dreams come true for you

Go bump, pissboi.

your 60 dollar bus pass is gonna make my dreams come true? why? WHen I own a luxury car worth more than your lifetime?

Bitch plz

How many phone books are you stacking on the drivers seat to look over the steering wheel?

why would I need a bus pass, again?

Doesn't matter, the car is still worth more than both your lungs combined

you're actually on to something there, why would you need a bus pass to be a stay at home bum.

good catch

Yeah but….

If you need a booster seat to drive….

Well, let me know when you come across someone 5’ 9” who needs a booster seat to drive.

Your not 5’9 tho

Bro, your like a fucking elf. I know these things, not that talking about material things doesn’t make you look like a leprechaun bleating about his pot of gold or anything…..

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Your not 5’9 tho

how tall am I then

 

[Master]

Your not 5’9 tho

how tall am I then

You know how tall you are, shorty.

And it sure as shit ain’t 5’9

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Your not 5’9 tho

how tall am I then

You know how tall you are, shorty.

And it sure as shit ain’t 5’9

You mean you know how tall I am but are afraid to answer

it's a simple question bro.

It's not like I'm asking you to identify which area of a woman's vagina is responsible for releasing pee or anything difficult like that

 

[Admin.]

Your not 5’9 tho

how tall am I then

You know how tall you are, shorty.

And it sure as shit ain’t 5’9

You mean you know how tall I am but are afraid to answer

it's a simple question bro.

It's not like I'm asking you to identify which area of a woman's vagina is responsible for releasing pee or anything difficult like that

Scene: Stubby enters room in a desperate bid to regain his dignity and begins screaming that he is not short!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Your not 5’9 tho

how tall am I then

You know how tall you are, shorty.

And it sure as shit ain’t 5’9

You mean you know how tall I am but are afraid to answer

it's a simple question bro.

It's not like I'm asking you to identify which area of a woman's vagina is responsible for releasing pee or anything difficult like that

Scene: Stubby enters room in a desperate bid to regain his dignity and begins screaming that he is not short!

were you busy sucking cock and I interrupted or something?

 

[Master]

Your not 5’9 tho

how tall am I then

You know how tall you are, shorty.

And it sure as shit ain’t 5’9

You mean you know how tall I am but are afraid to answer

it's a simple question bro.

It's not like I'm asking you to identify which area of a woman's vagina is responsible for releasing pee or anything difficult like that

Why don’t you just come clean?

Your not 5’9.

Don’t even think about the stilts, the stilts are irrelevant. You need closure to this charade that you’ve been playing.

This isn’t a high five, you can do this

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Your not 5’9.

So how tall am I then ?

 

[Master]

Your not 5’9.

So how tall am I then ?

With or without lifters in your shoes?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Your not 5’9.

So how tall am I then ?

With or without lifters in your shoes?

without

 

[Master]

So you admit to using shoe lifts!!!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

:facepalm:

 

[Master]

Poor biggy

How much money do you spend a year on lifts?

When you get a new pair, is it like getting a pair of Jordans?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

It's gotta suck being 11 years old in the body of a 47 year old portly moron who thinks riding a bus is kewl

 

[Blurt]

This thread has potential.

 

[Master]

It’s gotta suck being shorter then shrubbery

And if anybody wants and actual photo of Biggy here, just DM me and see for yourself just how tiny this poor fella is

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Mad?

lol

 

[Master]

Mad?

lol

Nope

but if I was mad, it be big mad

not little mad

 

[Master]

This thread has potential.

Had

 

[Biggie Smiles]

not little mad

that's not what she said...lolz

 

[Master]

Still beat tho

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Still beat tho

Well alright then, tiny.

 

[Master]

:facepalm: