Im going to just toss this out there

[wizer]

I think it's really stupid to tell someone from the UK that English isn't their first language. I guess that's just me.

I think you missed the part where he confirmed that it isn't.

So yes it's just you.

 

[Blandscape]

Yeah, we are all the Wizer now....I sense another bus ticket being bought and another 3 months of listening to you proclaim how much ye luvs him.

You're...jealous?!

Damn.

That is so weird.

Yeah he is real stuck on this fantasy that I was "professing undying love" for Poofer.

Jesus, I couldn't even get by the first sentence without throwing up a little in my mouth.

So you never proclaimed your love Dove? I never once read dat?

No. Not once. You didnt read that from me.

So your insistence I was "professing undying love" for Poofer is either the drugs you've been taking or your marching orders from PsychoCentral.

Go on and find it. We will wait.

I smell bacon

or is that just Lily getting mad


and picking up those water pails again

She does it to herself. There is no reason for her to be getting all pissed.

But yet shes always getting pissed over nothing.

She acts like she's actually a part of something.

She is...you never were.

Actually he is WAY more part of this than either of you considering him and I are real life friends with a long history and he gets priviledges and liberties with my private life you guys will never have.

Even at that time.....while you were busy thinking you were "living it" and imagining it was a "shared experience", Big actually was more a part of it on my end. HE knows what went down.

You guys are weird, miserable little twunts who are clinging to something you think you experienced because you read one side on a forum and are thusly entitled to yap about it nonstop.

Yes, yes, real life friends, love and things, bus ticket, love him, really nice and nice things and everything.

Next week, I hate that cunt.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I think it's really stupid to tell someone from the UK that English isn't their first language. I guess that's just me.

I think you missed the part where he confirmed that it isn't.

So yes it's just you.

She's not too bright you know.

 

[Blandscape]

You see dat's what you are Dove, a Dove that fucks anything with legs. And you go out of your own way to do it.

It makes sense to you, I suppose. If self-charming was a thing.

 

[Lily]

oh shit... lily is charging her snout up

ready for war

I wish the free rent in your head was worth something, I really do.

oh shit... lily is charging her snout up

ready for war

I wish the free rent in your head was worth something, I really do.

I wish someone would tie a cheeseburger to a string and move it everytime you go to grab it

Interesting that anyone here would waste a wish on me.

 

[Lily]

I think it's really stupid to tell someone from the UK that English isn't their first language. I guess that's just me.

I think you missed the part where he confirmed that it isn't.

So yes it's just you.

Isn't what?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

You see dat's what you are Dove, a Dove that fucks anything with legs. And you go out of your own way to do it.

It makes sense to you, I suppose. If self-charming was a thing.

How does that make you feelz?

 

[Dove]

Yeah, we are all the Wizer now....I sense another bus ticket being bought and another 3 months of listening to you proclaim how much ye luvs him.

You're...jealous?!

Damn.

That is so weird.

Yeah he is real stuck on this fantasy that I was "professing undying love" for Poofer.

Jesus, I couldn't even get by the first sentence without throwing up a little in my mouth.

So you never proclaimed your love Dove? I never once read dat?

No. Not once. You didnt read that from me.

So your insistence I was "professing undying love" for Poofer is either the drugs you've been taking or your marching orders from PsychoCentral.

Go on and find it. We will wait.

But I read it, you said it not me, so why would I have to find what I already know you said. Just like your nursing vocation and your love for dat.

and then what did she say after that?

Hey Big... remember how I was all over SG professing undying love, or any love....of Poofer?

Because I dont. And I'm pretty sure i would recall that.

Nope. Cant recall a single instance.

And I have the entire database at my fingertips

Now would say you more recall HIM ranting nonstop about me and me and him and blathering in podcasts while I seemed more on the uncomfortable side?

Because that's what I remember and it's also what a lot of others kinda noticed.

In sure the database remembers that too.

 

[Blandscape]

I think it's really stupid to tell someone from the UK that English isn't their first language. I guess that's just me.

I think you missed the part where he confirmed that it isn't.

So yes it's just you.

Does it need to be, and how would that make you feel?

 

[Lily]

You see dat's what you are Dove, a Dove that fucks anything with legs. And you go out of your own way to do it.

It makes sense to you, I suppose. If self-charming was a thing.

What's this about you admitting that English isn't your first language? lol

 

[Blandscape]

Yeah, we are all the Wizer now....I sense another bus ticket being bought and another 3 months of listening to you proclaim how much ye luvs him.

You're...jealous?!

Damn.

That is so weird.

Yeah he is real stuck on this fantasy that I was "professing undying love" for Poofer.

Jesus, I couldn't even get by the first sentence without throwing up a little in my mouth.

So you never proclaimed your love Dove? I never once read dat?

No. Not once. You didnt read that from me.

So your insistence I was "professing undying love" for Poofer is either the drugs you've been taking or your marching orders from PsychoCentral.

Go on and find it. We will wait.

But I read it, you said it not me, so why would I have to find what I already know you said. Just like your nursing vocation and your love for dat.

and then what did she say after that?

Hey Big... remember how I was all over SG professing undying love, or any love....of Poofer?

Because I dont. And I'm pretty sure i would recall that.

Nope. Cant recall a single instance.

And I have the entire database at my fingertips

Now would say you more recall HIM ranting nonstop about me and me and him and blathering in podcasts while I seemed more on the uncomfortable side?

Because that's what I remember and it's also what a lot of others kinda noticed.

In sure the database remembers that too.

Well, Joo's got the database apparently. He should link your threads.

 

[Blandscape]

You see dat's what you are Dove, a Dove that fucks anything with legs. And you go out of your own way to do it.

It makes sense to you, I suppose. If self-charming was a thing.

What's this about you admitting that English isn't your first language? lol

I grew up in in the Gaelic language.

 

[wizer]

Isn't what?

Lily I'm sorry I can't help you with this. Please reread the last page more carefully and I sincerely hope you can figure out where you messed up.

 

[Dove]

You see dat's what you are Dove, a Dove that fucks anything with legs. And you go out of your own way to do it.

It makes sense to you, I suppose. If self-charming was a thing.

Oh. So I fuck "anything with legs" and you need me to care that you disapprove of that?

I hear you Bland. Sex is bad and dirty and only bad, dirty girls do it. And youd like to be the one to punish me and put my whore ass in her place?

Is this the root of your dysfunction here?

Let's talk about it.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

You see dat's what you are Dove, a Dove that fucks anything with legs. And you go out of your own way to do it.

It makes sense to you, I suppose. If self-charming was a thing.

What's this about you admitting that English isn't your first language? lol

Lily and Blandscape sitting in a TREE

that's a lie because of lilys W-e-i-g-h-tee

Ho ho ho santa oak

 

[Lily]

You see dat's what you are Dove, a Dove that fucks anything with legs. And you go out of your own way to do it.

It makes sense to you, I suppose. If self-charming was a thing.

What's this about you admitting that English isn't your first language? lol

I grew up in in the Gaelic language.

I wasn't aware of that. I stand corrected.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I grew up in in the Gaelic language.

You grew up in the gay ...whut?

 

[Blandscape]

English is what I was taught at school Oak, Gaelic is what was spoken at home.

 

[Dove]

Yeah, we are all the Wizer now....I sense another bus ticket being bought and another 3 months of listening to you proclaim how much ye luvs him.

You're...jealous?!

Damn.

That is so weird.

Yeah he is real stuck on this fantasy that I was "professing undying love" for Poofer.

Jesus, I couldn't even get by the first sentence without throwing up a little in my mouth.

So you never proclaimed your love Dove? I never once read dat?

No. Not once. You didnt read that from me.

So your insistence I was "professing undying love" for Poofer is either the drugs you've been taking or your marching orders from PsychoCentral.

Go on and find it. We will wait.

But I read it, you said it not me, so why would I have to find what I already know you said. Just like your nursing vocation and your love for dat.

and then what did she say after that?

Hey Big... remember how I was all over SG professing undying love, or any love....of Poofer?

Because I dont. And I'm pretty sure i would recall that.

Nope. Cant recall a single instance.

And I have the entire database at my fingertips

Now would say you more recall HIM ranting nonstop about me and me and him and blathering in podcasts while I seemed more on the uncomfortable side?

Because that's what I remember and it's also what a lot of others kinda noticed.

In sure the database remembers that too.

Well, Joo's got the database apparently. He should link your threads.

Oh I agree. He has my full support in that. :D

 

[Lily]

You see dat's what you are Dove, a Dove that fucks anything with legs. And you go out of your own way to do it.

It makes sense to you, I suppose. If self-charming was a thing.

What's this about you admitting that English isn't your first language? lol

Lily and Blandscape sitting in a TREE

that's a lie because of lilys W-e-i-g-h-tee

Ho ho ho santa oak

I'm astounded at how insecure you feel because I respect Bland's intellect.

 

[Blandscape]

You see dat's what you are Dove, a Dove that fucks anything with legs. And you go out of your own way to do it.

It makes sense to you, I suppose. If self-charming was a thing.

What's this about you admitting that English isn't your first language? lol

Lily and Blandscape sitting in a TREE

that's a lie because of lilys W-e-i-g-h-tee

Ho ho ho santa oak

Jesus, to fink I thought you had potential at BH.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

English is what I was taught at school Oak, Gaelic is what was spoken at home.

what's that? Your daddy used to piss on your overall's before making you wear them to school?

 

[Dove]

I grew up in in the Gaelic language.

You grew up in the gay ...whut?

Gaelic is the language the Irish speak. My grandmother spoke it.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

You see dat's what you are Dove, a Dove that fucks anything with legs. And you go out of your own way to do it.

It makes sense to you, I suppose. If self-charming was a thing.

What's this about you admitting that English isn't your first language? lol

Lily and Blandscape sitting in a TREE

that's a lie because of lilys W-e-i-g-h-tee

Ho ho ho santa oak

I'm astounded at how insecure you feel because I respect Bland's intellect.

Just laughing at how much water you're willing to carry is all

do you think you burn about 3,000 calories a day or more doing this?

 

[Lily]

You see dat's what you are Dove, a Dove that fucks anything with legs. And you go out of your own way to do it.

It makes sense to you, I suppose. If self-charming was a thing.

What's this about you admitting that English isn't your first language? lol

Lily and Blandscape sitting in a TREE

that's a lie because of lilys W-e-i-g-h-tee

Ho ho ho santa oak

I'm astounded at how insecure you feel because I respect Bland's intellect.

Just laughing at how much water you're willing to carry is all

do you think you burn about 3,000 calories a day or more doing this?

The gall. lmao

 

[Blandscape]

You see dat's what you are Dove, a Dove that fucks anything with legs. And you go out of your own way to do it.

It makes sense to you, I suppose. If self-charming was a thing.

What's this about you admitting that English isn't your first language? lol

Lily and Blandscape sitting in a TREE

that's a lie because of lilys W-e-i-g-h-tee

Ho ho ho santa oak

I'm astounded at how insecure you feel because I respect Bland's intellect.

Just laughing at how much water you're willing to carry is all

do you think you burn about 3,000 calories a day or more doing this?

She certainly burns brighter than you, as she burns you down.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

You see dat's what you are Dove, a Dove that fucks anything with legs. And you go out of your own way to do it.

It makes sense to you, I suppose. If self-charming was a thing.

What's this about you admitting that English isn't your first language? lol

Lily and Blandscape sitting in a TREE

that's a lie because of lilys W-e-i-g-h-tee

Ho ho ho santa oak

I'm astounded at how insecure you feel because I respect Bland's intellect.

Just laughing at how much water you're willing to carry is all

do you think you burn about 3,000 calories a day or more doing this?

She certainly burns brighter than you, as she burns you down.

And then what did your daddy do to you when you were a naughty girl?

 

[Lily]

You see dat's what you are Dove, a Dove that fucks anything with legs. And you go out of your own way to do it.

It makes sense to you, I suppose. If self-charming was a thing.

What's this about you admitting that English isn't your first language? lol

Lily and Blandscape sitting in a TREE

that's a lie because of lilys W-e-i-g-h-tee

Ho ho ho santa oak

Jesus, to fink I thought you had potential at BH.

What kind of mind even thinks about any parent pissing on their child's clothing and 1)thinks that's funny; 2 makes sense in the context of the discussion?

 

[Lily]

You see dat's what you are Dove, a Dove that fucks anything with legs. And you go out of your own way to do it.

It makes sense to you, I suppose. If self-charming was a thing.

What's this about you admitting that English isn't your first language? lol

Lily and Blandscape sitting in a TREE

that's a lie because of lilys W-e-i-g-h-tee

Ho ho ho santa oak

I'm astounded at how insecure you feel because I respect Bland's intellect.

Just laughing at how much water you're willing to carry is all

do you think you burn about 3,000 calories a day or more doing this?

She certainly burns brighter than you, as she burns you down.

The bar is pretty low there, doesn't take much.

 

[Lily]

You see dat's what you are Dove, a Dove that fucks anything with legs. And you go out of your own way to do it.

It makes sense to you, I suppose. If self-charming was a thing.

What's this about you admitting that English isn't your first language? lol

Lily and Blandscape sitting in a TREE

that's a lie because of lilys W-e-i-g-h-tee

Ho ho ho santa oak

I'm astounded at how insecure you feel because I respect Bland's intellect.

Just laughing at how much water you're willing to carry is all

do you think you burn about 3,000 calories a day or more doing this?

She certainly burns brighter than you, as she burns you down.

And then what did your daddy do to you when you were a naughty girl?

:facepalm: