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Jeannie

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Or broke people.......

How they get so fat tho?

i think they go there 2 browse the treadmills and exercise machines, buy them on credit they cant afford then use them as clothes racks one week later lol

then its back 2 walmart and the cycle starts all over again :facepalm:
 

Damaged Maven

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It's spring and the f'n pigeons are back. Rats with wings, flying shitbags who take up residence every year in an alcove in my garden. Hawks and feral cats take care of maybe 20% of the population, but the rest crap everywhere and terrorize the poodle when we're walking.
 

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Went to the gun range this afternoon and all of a sudden I had the urge to take a dump.

Went to the shitter and dropped about 1.7 lbs of shit. Well wouldn't you know it,no fucking shit paper in the stall.
Looked in all my pockets for a klenex or something and all I found was a Walmart receipt for some fucking toilet paper I bought the day before.Can you believe it?

Yeah that annoyed me big time.:EvilOne2:
 

TheHaze

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Went to the gun range this afternoon and all of a sudden I had the urge to take a dump.

Went to the shitter and dropped about 1.7 lbs of shit. Well wouldn't you know it,no fucking shit paper in the stall.
Looked in all my pockets for a klenex or something and all I found was a Walmart receipt for some fucking toilet paper I bought the day before.Can you believe it?

Yeah that annoyed me big time.:EvilOne2:
:ROFL3:

I had that happen many years ago and now always carry a small pack of tissue with me and betting you do too !
PS-When I came to the part on the receipt all most fell off my chair- - - - - - - - -
 

SHAMPAIN

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Went to the gun range this afternoon and all of a sudden I had the urge to take a dump.

Went to the shitter and dropped about 1.7 lbs of shit. Well wouldn't you know it,no fucking shit paper in the stall.
Looked in all my pockets for a klenex or something and all I found was a Walmart receipt for some fucking toilet paper I bought the day before.Can you believe it?

Yeah that annoyed me big time.:EvilOne2:
:ROFL3:

I had that happen many years ago and now always carry a small pack of tissue with me and betting you do too !
PS-When I came to the part on the receipt all most fell off my chair- - - - - - - - -
Usually if I’ve had a few beer the night before I’m going away all day I pop a couple of Imodium Instants in the morning, barely even fart the whole day... Also great for avoiding the disgusting shit cabins at a weekender music festival lol
 
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knife wielder

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These assholes who take their time turning into a driveway. They have no common courtesy. No regard for the driver(s) behind them.

I'd like to drag them out of their vehicle and make them eat dirt after beating the shit out of them.
 
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knife wielder

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These assholes who take their time turning into a driveway. They have no common courtesy. No regard for the driver(s) behind them.

I'd like to drag them out of their vehicle and make them eat dirt after beating the shit out of them.

Especially the jerk-offs who drive bigger vehicles. They feel just a little too secure.

At least I know where they live.
 
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knife wielder

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That was the same house where they turned into after shining their brights on me a few years ago. Probably some guy with a chip on his shoulder and mad at the world. Most likely it is a guy but I'm not sure. I'd love to find out who lives there.