Might as well rename Meltdown

[Blandscape]

I mean old fellow me laddie.

 

[Blandscape]

Really old.

 

[Blandscape]

Nuffing wrong wiff being old, as long as you have the relevant fire safety precautions in place.

 

[Blandscape]

We don't want you setting yourself on fire again Foxy.

 

[Blandscape]

Pfft, toasters, what dae like! Setting fire to bread and sleeves and what not!

 

[Kirk]

the blandscape "room" transcripts are heading to the copyeditor

 

[Master Pu]

Really old.

*BOOM*

 

[The Prowler]

Shaving your legs is too much though and is a definite nope...

It is a stupid troll or flame or whatever they think it is.

They got the shaved legs idea because I posted a picture of my dog and the back of my calves were in the picture.

I swear, these women must have only been with the hairiest Mexicans if they think men have a lot of hair on the back of their calves. I do not know if a low fat, high muscle ratio makes legs less hairy, but that might make my legs less hairy.

I have never shaved my legs. Ever. It is a stupid troll. I have naturally light hair and in the summer time the hair on my legs is pretty hard to see.

That is more detail than any straight dude would want to know about the hair on my legs! Haha!!

 

[The Prowler]

The Prowler posted a pic of himself with shaved legs. He’s also said he sits down to pee. LOL

Hahaha!!!

That is so fuckin' lame, even for you, flea. Hahaha!!

So you have not really addressed the A2M stuff.

Do you remember bragging about how hardcore you were with your felon husband and saying you liked to go ass-to-mouth? Calling people "prudes" for thinking it is gross. Laughing when I told you he was degrading you? Talking about how you would wash the little nuggets of shit down with his spunk?

You thought it was hardcore and impressive. I thought it was gross as fuck.

Is it still something you do?

I wanted to ask too: You mentioned some user who went by 'Cunt. Who was that? Was that the guy from Australia who moved to Canada? The guy you fucked around with while your abusive husband was in prison?

I just need my memory refreshed on this guy...

 

[X]

Shaving your legs is too much though and is a definite nope...

It is a stupid troll or flame or whatever they think it is.

They got the shaved legs idea because I posted a picture of my dog and the back of my calves were in the picture.

I swear, these women must have only been with the hairiest Mexicans if they think men have a lot of hair on the back of their calves. I do not know if a low fat, high muscle ratio makes legs less hairy, but that might make my legs less hairy.

I have never shaved my legs. Ever. It is a stupid troll. I have naturally light hair and in the summer time the hair on my legs is pretty hard to see.

That is more detail than any straight dude would want to know about the hair on my legs! Haha!!

 

[The Prowler]

FD, I will explain myself all day long.

I enjoy talking about myself.

I know what it does to people.

Like you.

 

[The Cuntess]

The Prowler posted a pic of himself with shaved legs. He’s also said he sits down to pee. LOL

Hahaha!!!

That is so fuckin' lame, even for you, flea. Hahaha!!

So you have not really addressed the A2M stuff.

Do you remember bragging about how hardcore you were with your felon husband and saying you liked to go ass-to-mouth? Calling people "prudes" for thinking it is gross. Laughing when I told you he was degrading you? Talking about how you would wash the little nuggets of shit down with his spunk?

You thought it was hardcore and impressive. I thought it was gross as fuck.

Is it still something you do?

I wanted to ask too: You mentioned some user who went by 'Cunt. Who was that? Was that the guy from Australia who moved to Canada? The guy you fucked around with while your abusive husband was in prison?

I just need my memory refreshed on this guy...

Now you’re making shit up. I’ve never engaged in ATM. Just sayin

 

[Blandscape]

No-one is as eloquent as a Canadian waffle, no one is as elegant as JimmyBang.

 

[Blandscape]

the blandscape "room" transcripts are heading to the copyeditor

It's a pity you cannot post them here. In the public domain Proxy.

 

[Blandscape]

I am up for our discourse being pubic, and the rest of the site being aware that I fucked every one of you over.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Shaving your legs is too much though and is a definite nope...

It is a stupid troll or flame or whatever they think it is.

They got the shaved legs idea because I posted a picture of my dog and the back of my calves were in the picture.

I swear, these women must have only been with the hairiest Mexicans if they think men have a lot of hair on the back of their calves. I do not know if a low fat, high muscle ratio makes legs less hairy, but that might make my legs less hairy.

I have never shaved my legs. Ever. It is a stupid troll. I have naturally light hair and in the summer time the hair on my legs is pretty hard to see.

That is more detail than any straight dude would want to know about the hair on my legs! Haha!!

Well this revelation is definitely gonna make me sleep soundly tonight, but seriously I couldn't give a fuck whether you shave your pins or not and was just responding to a question I was asked on the subject.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Shaving your legs is too much though and is a definite nope...

It is a stupid troll or flame or whatever they think it is.

They got the shaved legs idea because I posted a picture of my dog and the back of my calves were in the picture.

I swear, these women must have only been with the hairiest Mexicans if they think men have a lot of hair on the back of their calves. I do not know if a low fat, high muscle ratio makes legs less hairy, but that might make my legs less hairy.

I have never shaved my legs. Ever. It is a stupid troll. I have naturally light hair and in the summer time the hair on my legs is pretty hard to see.

That is more detail than any straight dude would want to know about the hair on my legs! Haha!!

Jesus, see what I mean about you kissing his ass since learning that he's black? LMAO

 

[Kirk]

the blandscape "room" transcripts are heading to the copyeditor

It's a pity you cannot post them here. In the public domain Proxy.

The Literature club has signed a waiver, we can post the over 10,000 word blandcape gets bitch slapped any time we want

 

[Kirk]

Really old.

you probably as old as Vitriol, damn

 

[The Cuntess]

Shaving your legs is too much though and is a definite nope...

It is a stupid troll or flame or whatever they think it is.

They got the shaved legs idea because I posted a picture of my dog and the back of my calves were in the picture.

I swear, these women must have only been with the hairiest Mexicans if they think men have a lot of hair on the back of their calves. I do not know if a low fat, high muscle ratio makes legs less hairy, but that might make my legs less hairy.

I have never shaved my legs. Ever. It is a stupid troll. I have naturally light hair and in the summer time the hair on my legs is pretty hard to see.

That is more detail than any straight dude would want to know about the hair on my legs! Haha!!

Jesus, see what I mean about you kissing his ass since learning that he's black? LMAO

Who is black?

 

[Adam Hitler]

You said Prowler is....

Not that it matters, I was just pointing out how X loves da brothaz and is basically the forum Eminem, just with straggly grey hair.

 

[The Cuntess]

You said Prowler is....

Not that it matters, I was just pointing out how X loves da brothaz and is basically the forum Eminem, just with straggly grey hair.

Cuz I called him a negro? lol He’s not black. He’s a bald headed Canadian Little League coach

 

[Lily]

Lily the Leaker has more hair on her back than I have on my head.

I am so embarrassed....

And now FD just got a chubber thinking about The Leaker's hairy back....

Hahahahaha!!!!

You wish you had my luscious locks. I have very little body hair. Your wife might be a Sasquatch, but I'm not.

You have an ample supply of fat rolls tho

Probably because he's so gross when he doesn't. It just figures bald men have hair everywhere but where it's attractive.

I do not have much hair anywhere. Really. It is just a fact. Have never had to shave my legs, my arms, my back, etc..

I know this is hard for the Mexican type people to understand. You are all used to men with those short black curly hair all over their bodies.

Many Mexican men aren't hairy because of Native blood, fuckface. Second, I've never been involved with a Mexican man in an intimate way. Third, my partner is white, not hairy and has a full head of hair. He's also 100x more secure than you. He doesn't go online to impress anyone with his musculature, his finances, his education or anything.

He frankly is the kind of man that couldn't give one fuck about what anyone thinks of him. I find that kind of confidence sexy as fuck.

He's obviously an ugly fucker or he wouldn't be with you, just saying.

Dream on. Keep building this fantasy about me and my life. I have a good life. I wish you had one too.

I wish I was as charitable as you. I wouldn't walk across the street to piss in his mouth if his guts were on fire.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not going to do anything to improve his life, especially how he follows me around on the forum. I do have to admit, he clearly shows that he doesn't have an enjoyable life.

Follows you around the forum ahahaha are you fucking kidding me?

Anytime someone replies to your nonsense negatively you accuse them of being a stalker.

Grow up ffs. If you think the first thing on my mind when I visit this place is finding your latest content, you're sadly mistaken.

Yes, anything I post then you come along sniffing around, you obsessed beast.

 

[Adam Hitler]

You said Prowler is....

Not that it matters, I was just pointing out how X loves da brothaz and is basically the forum Eminem, just with straggly grey hair.

Cuz I called him a negro? lol He’s not black. He’s a bald headed Canadian Little League coach

Why would you call a white dude a "negro"?

I swear, at times it seems like you Muricans speak an alien language. LOL

 

[The Prowler]

Now you’re making shit up. I’ve never engaged in ATM. Just sayin

So you were lying.

Or you are lying now that you realize it is fuckin' disgusting and degrading.

It is just a weird thing to be bragging about, whether or not you were telling the truth at the time.

I wanted to ask too: You mentioned some user who went by 'Cunt. Who was that? Was that the guy from Australia who moved to Canada? The guy you fucked around with while your abusive husband was in prison?

I just need my memory refreshed on this guy...

What about this stuff?

Is he the guy that lived in Canada for a bit who fucked you when your abusive husband was in prison?

Curious about this too: Someone said you are married. Same guy that was in and out of prison? I remember you bragging about it like it was something to be proud about. "My man is a tough guy because he is in prison." I thought it was so funny, like going to prison is a sign of success! Hahaha!!

 

[Lily]

Lily the Leaker has more hair on her back than I have on my head.

I am so embarrassed....

And now FD just got a chubber thinking about The Leaker's hairy back....

Hahahahaha!!!!

You wish you had my luscious locks. I have very little body hair. Your wife might be a Sasquatch, but I'm not.

You have an ample supply of fat rolls tho

Probably because he's so gross when he doesn't. It just figures bald men have hair everywhere but where it's attractive.

I do not have much hair anywhere. Really. It is just a fact. Have never had to shave my legs, my arms, my back, etc..

I know this is hard for the Mexican type people to understand. You are all used to men with those short black curly hair all over their bodies.

Many Mexican men aren't hairy because of Native blood, fuckface. Second, I've never been involved with a Mexican man in an intimate way. Third, my partner is white, not hairy and has a full head of hair. He's also 100x more secure than you. He doesn't go online to impress anyone with his musculature, his finances, his education or anything.

He frankly is the kind of man that couldn't give one fuck about what anyone thinks of him. I find that kind of confidence sexy as fuck.

He's obviously an ugly fucker or he wouldn't be with you, just saying.

Dream on. Keep building this fantasy about me and my life. I have a good life. I wish you had one too.

I wish I was as charitable as you. I wouldn't walk across the street to piss in his mouth if his guts were on fire.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not going to do anything to improve his life, especially how he follows me around on the forum. I do have to admit, he clearly shows that he doesn't have an enjoyable life.

Follows you around the forum ahahaha are you fucking kidding me?

Anytime someone replies to your nonsense negatively you accuse them of being a stalker.

Grow up ffs. If you think the first thing on my mind when I visit this place is finding your latest content, you're sadly mistaken.

That's true. You must be talking about Oak. Everyone "follows" her all over the forums.

It's just narcissism. She has a strong gravitational pull so it's only natural she thinks because objects in the room revolve around her in her orbit.....so does everything else.

While you refuse to orbit her obviously....I surmise from your post that you will now obey Newton's Third Law of gravity. We can all expect you to do better soon while meeting not much force, with an equal and opposing force.

I only say those that follow me around follow me around. If I haven't said it about a particular poster it's because they haven't.

Flouncing and flailing Millennials can't deal with reality. They live in a virtual world of their own making and can't understand why they are reduced to a shit existence they can't stand.

 

[The Prowler]

You said Prowler is....

Not that it matters, I was just pointing out how X loves da brothaz and is basically the forum Eminem, just with straggly grey hair.

flea cannot control herself when she talks about me. Almost nothing is The Truth.

She has been desperately trying to flame me ever since I gave her a less-than-flattering honest opinion about her looks many years ago.

 

[Lily]

You said Prowler is....

Not that it matters, I was just pointing out how X loves da brothaz and is basically the forum Eminem, just with straggly grey hair.

flea cannot control herself when she talks about me. Almost nothing is The Truth.

She has been desperately trying to flame me ever since I gave her a less-than-flattering honest opinion about her looks many years ago.

I'd bet my next check that she's far better looking than your wife on her best day.

Post the pictures up and see what the folks here have to say.

 

[The Cuntess]

Now you’re making shit up. I’ve never engaged in ATM. Just sayin

So you were lying.

Or you are lying now that you realize it is fuckin' disgusting and degrading.

It is just a weird thing to be bragging about, whether or not you were telling the truth at the time.

I wanted to ask too: You mentioned some user who went by 'Cunt. Who was that? Was that the guy from Australia who moved to Canada? The guy you fucked around with while your abusive husband was in prison?

I just need my memory refreshed on this guy...

What about this stuff?

Is he the guy that lived in Canada for a bit who fucked you when your abusive husband was in prison?

Curious about this too: Someone said you are married. Same guy that was in and out of prison? I remember you bragging about it like it was something to be proud about. "My man is a tough guy because he is in prison." I thought it was so funny, like going to prison is a sign of success! Hahaha!!

How could I fuck someone I’ve never met? You really are a spastic fucktard

 

[The Prowler]

I only say those that follow me around follow me around. If I haven't said it about a particular poster it's because they haven't.

Flouncing and flailing Millennials can't deal with reality. They live in a virtual world of their own making and can't understand why they are reduced to a shit existence they can't stand.

Thanks for explaining.

Hahahaha!!!!