Shit That Annoys You

[Oliver Shagnasty]

This..

When you are talking to someone who doesn't get your dark sense of humor and you pop an epic joke and they give you a fake laugh.

 

[Perfectcrime]

1. When you are talking to someone who doesn't get your dark sense of humor and you pop an epic joke and they give you a fake laugh.
2. Attention whores.
3. Ditsy bitches.
4. When you're getting drunk and you go for another drink and notice the bottle is gone and it's 6:30am and all of the liquor stores and bars are closed.
5. When you call your coke dealer for an 8-ball and it takes him 3 fucking hours to get it to you.
6. Commercials on Spotify and no I don't want to pay extra to not have commercials.
7. Going without sex for 6 months.
8. Jehovah Witnesses waking you up from your drunken stupor and you open the door...the sun blinds you making you feel instantly hungover.
9. People speaking and sometimes breathing.
10. People who call me on my phone.

You didn't mention getting bonk in the ass- - - - - - - -:KMA:

I don't mind that

 

[knife wielder]

How do you dislike someone when they weren't a jerk to you?

Damn good question!

 

[knife wielder]

Americans dying for Israelis.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Blagh blagh blagh

 

[skinofevil]

Mexicans who fake working by just making noise for no productive result. Leessen, Julio, don't walk past my 3rd floor apartment which faces a parking lot in the middle of February running a fucking leaf blower. There aren't any leaves up here, shitknuckle.

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Morons

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

This retard that claimed to be almost raped by a woman who I know is a damn liar.

 

[skinofevil]

This retard that claimed to be almost raped by a woman who I know is a damn liar.

Wait, who's the liar, the retard or the woman?

 

[skinofevil]

People who use abbreviated offensive words like "the N word" or "the F word". We know which words you mean, but what's more offensive than the words 'nigger' or 'fuck' is you trying to PG-ify 'em, you pansy shit. If you're gonna use language like that anyway, sack up and actually say it.

 

[realgrimm]

 

[skinofevil]

People who use 'of' instead of 'have'. Half-literate fucks.

 

[MasterBlaster]

The United States Have America!

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Girls that text and invite themselves over to your house then get all bitchy when you tell them you're busy.

 

[skinofevil]

The United States Have America!

Would you like to of a cookie?

 

[MasterBlaster]

Your just crazy.

 

[Perfectcrime]

Men that come on strong then find out their sex game is weak as fuck. I've had better driving down a bumpy road in a car with no shocks.

 

[skinofevil]

Your just crazy.

You leave MY just crazy out of this!

 

[skinofevil]

Men that come on strong then find out their sex game is weak as fuck. I've had better driving down a bumpy road in a car with no shocks.

More power to ya, Mizz '81 Chevette.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

People that think being born into a race is an achievement and makes them somewhat superior...

 

[MasterBlaster]

Damn! Are you channeling your BFF KW???

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Damn! Are you channeling your BFF KW???

No

 

[MasterBlaster]

Yes

Why?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Yes

Why?

You’re really starting to fuck me off!

 

[MasterBlaster]

I usually charge for that, but you're a bro.

 

[Jeannie]

People that think being born into a race is an achievement and makes them somewhat superior...

wot?

 

[Jeannie]

not an achievment but a blessing

 

[SHAMPAIN]

not an achievment but a blessing

I watched a livestream a few days ago on crime stats and there were whites arguing with blacks then an Asian guy came in with a short list of Chinese inventions and I just thought how pathetic it was to claim inventions as if because you’re the same race as the inventor you had something to do with it lol it doesn’t stop me being worried about what’s happening to my own race....

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

My stupid lawn grows to fast and it takes over 2 hours to mow and weed eat.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Pave that bitch!!!