Ask The Next Poster A Question ?

[Mr. Whipple]

oh hell yes , they'd even skip my probing and and promote me to an Illegal alien

if you planned on bludgeoning some scumbag to death and your choices were ( 1 ) hammer ( 2 ) golf club
( 3 ) a hatchett ...what one would you use ?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

A claw hammer so I can gouge their eyes out at the same time.

If someone cloned a completely baby yoU, would you like it or would it be weird ?

 

[realgrimm]

weird but all kids are wierd

 

[Swamp-Duck]

No ! I am well.

What in your opinion is the most evil thing on earth ?

 

[Scott]

Pedophiles.

Ever do a flaming shot?

 

[Damaged Maven]

Purely by accident. Bacardi 151.

Ever pluck some unknown mushrooms and cook them in your favorite sauce?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

No !

Has a stranger ever got the wrong number and text you and you end up having a conversation anyway ?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Hell Yes! One of the greatest moments of my life! This dude texted me and said "hey Dan this is Glen"
And it reminded me of Glenn Danzig so I texted back the begining of the lyrics of Mother the Danzig song and we took turn texting back and forth lines of the song in order it was crazy then he just stopped and never asked who I was I guess figured out he got the wrong number lol.

Same question

 

[realgrimm]

yup,had someone call asking for an old owner to the number I now owned,remember pretending to be Jesus sending pics of "Jesus Watching" Jesus posing for sexy selfies followed eventually with a Jesus masturbating gif.. we laughed, we cried, this moment became part of us...lol.. he actually thanked me once he figured out what was going on (don't think he figured out I was phishing his facebook for facts though) ...hehe

same question

 

[Damaged Maven]

Our number at the old digs used to belong to an exotic pet store. We constantly got calls asking about sugar gliders and iguanas. After dozens of calls I developed a rap that probably drove a lot of business to the owners' website... that still has their old number. I deserve a commission.

Have you ever eaten road kill?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Not that I know of.

If global warming made food hard to find, would you eat the body’s of the dead ?

 

[Damaged Maven]

That's what we do now. Cow, pig, chicken, opossum....

Would you be a vegan if plants could scream in agony?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

It’s not just the welfare of the animal why people don’t eat meat, it has a big knock on effect to the world.one example is a fishing village where for hundreds of years people rely on fish to eat and for their income, now these people have to mine salt for 12 hours a day just to feed their folks cos there’s big trawlers out there scooping up all the fish, they dry it and feed it to cattle and chickens, so people in the west can stuff their faces with KFC and burgers.

Going on your luck in life so far, how do you think you will die ?

 

[Jeannie]

in my sleep when im 100 ;)

do u pee in the pool?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

No.

Where is the weirdest place you ever did a shit ?

 

[TheHaze]

In the back of my van- - - - -

Have you ever woke up with a dick in your mouth ?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

No, I’ve never done time for severing a cock and balls off.

Is there a show on television that you love and never miss, even though everyone takes the piss and says it’s crap ?

 

[Scott]

Stargate Universe

Same question.

 

[TheHaze]

NHRA Drag Racing- - - -- -

Have you even been in a room with people and lay a stink(fart) bomb and blame the dog ?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

No I just admit it was me.

Have you ever thought of writing a book?

 

[TheHaze]

I am writing a book about my life- - - - -

Do you give money to street begers ?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

No, if they’re hungry I buy them food, but I don’t give them money.

Have you ever picked up a hitchhiker?

 

[TheHaze]

No-- - - -Nothing to gain and only to lose !

You ever dream you are flying(without a plane)- - - - - - -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I don’t really remember dreams, only vaguely, I took a tab a few years ago and I had my eyes closed, a police helicopter was up and going around, but it was like I could see from the helicopter, trees and roads and everything, it was the proper bollocks.

 

[Vile_Vixen]

No-- - - -Nothing to gain and only to lose !

You ever dream you are flying(without a plane)- - - - - - -

Yes I have......in the dreams I’m running really fast and I suddenly take flight.....it’s a strange feeling because the atmosphere feels really thick, like pudding....and I’m using it’s viscosity to help me lift off the ground......

How do you deal with having to face someone who’s screwed you over royally...behind your back....and you know they’re aware you know it....but they’re in a position of authority over you.....you know reacting to them the way you really want to could cost you dearly....I can’t even look at this bitch without an overwhelming desire to spit in her face

 

[Swamp-Duck]

No-- - - -Nothing to gain and only to lose !

You ever dream you are flying(without a plane)- - - - - - -

Yes I have......in the dreams I’m running really fast and I suddenly take flight.....it’s a strange feeling because the atmosphere feels really thick, like pudding....and I’m using it’s viscosity to help me lift off the ground......

How do you deal with having to face someone who’s screwed you over royally...behind your back....and you know they’re aware you know it....but they’re in a position of authority over you.....you know reacting to them the way you really want to could cost you dearly....I can’t even look at this bitch without an overwhelming desire to spit in her face

I would wait till she was alone, in the toilet or whatever, get her on her own with no witnesses and have it out with her.

 

[Vile_Vixen]

No-- - - -Nothing to gain and only to lose !

You ever dream you are flying(without a plane)- - - - - - -

Yes I have......in the dreams I’m running really fast and I suddenly take flight.....it’s a strange feeling because the atmosphere feels really thick, like pudding....and I’m using it’s viscosity to help me lift off the ground......

How do you deal with having to face someone who’s screwed you over royally...behind your back....and you know they’re aware you know it....but they’re in a position of authority over you.....you know reacting to them the way you really want to could cost you dearly....I can’t even look at this bitch without an overwhelming desire to spit in her face

I would wait till she was alone, in the toilet or whatever, get her on her own with no witnesses and have it out with her.

I wish it were that simple.......

 

[Swamp-Duck]

No-- - - -Nothing to gain and only to lose !

You ever dream you are flying(without a plane)- - - - - - -

Yes I have......in the dreams I’m running really fast and I suddenly take flight.....it’s a strange feeling because the atmosphere feels really thick, like pudding....and I’m using it’s viscosity to help me lift off the ground......

How do you deal with having to face someone who’s screwed you over royally...behind your back....and you know they’re aware you know it....but they’re in a position of authority over you.....you know reacting to them the way you really want to could cost you dearly....I can’t even look at this bitch without an overwhelming desire to spit in her face

I would wait till she was alone, in the toilet or whatever, get her on her own with no witnesses and have it out with her.

I wish it were that simple.......

Why ain’t it ? You can’t let cunts get away with taking liberties, one does and they all think they can have a go, pull her to one side and make her explane to you what’s going on.

 

[Jeannie]

No-- - - -Nothing to gain and only to lose !

You ever dream you are flying(without a plane)- - - - - - -

Yes I have......in the dreams I’m running really fast and I suddenly take flight.....it’s a strange feeling because the atmosphere feels really thick, like pudding....and I’m using it’s viscosity to help me lift off the ground......

How do you deal with having to face someone who’s screwed you over royally...behind your back....and you know they’re aware you know it....but they’re in a position of authority over you.....you know reacting to them the way you really want to could cost you dearly....I can’t even look at this bitch without an overwhelming desire to spit in her face

I would wait till she was alone, in the toilet or whatever, get her on her own with no witnesses and have it out with her.

I wish it were that simple.......

Why ain’t it ? You can’t let cunts get away with taking liberties, one does and they all think they can have a go, pull her to one side and make her explane to you what’s going on.

i think she thought u were suggesting she stuff her head in that toilet instead of talk lol
@Vile_Vixen - what about HR?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

No-- - - -Nothing to gain and only to lose !

You ever dream you are flying(without a plane)- - - - - - -

Yes I have......in the dreams I’m running really fast and I suddenly take flight.....it’s a strange feeling because the atmosphere feels really thick, like pudding....and I’m using it’s viscosity to help me lift off the ground......

How do you deal with having to face someone who’s screwed you over royally...behind your back....and you know they’re aware you know it....but they’re in a position of authority over you.....you know reacting to them the way you really want to could cost you dearly....I can’t even look at this bitch without an overwhelming desire to spit in her face

I would wait till she was alone, in the toilet or whatever, get her on her own with no witnesses and have it out with her.

I wish it were that simple.......

Why ain’t it ? You can’t let cunts get away with taking liberties, one does and they all think they can have a go, pull her to one side and make her explane to you what’s going on.

i think she thought u were suggesting she stuff her head in that toilet instead of talk lol
@Vile_Vixen - what about HR?

Find out what’s going on, then stuff her head in the toilet. :Agree1: