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Mr. Whipple

brilliantly insane
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I'm here my fellow American , was out and about for a bit
FrailHauntingAracari.webp
I"M AWAKE AND PUFFING ON A FATTY , do you still smoke it or do you eat it now ?
 

Damaged Maven

A little older and a little stupider than most.
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I got a call at 05:00 from step sister. My dad had an accident, but he's ok, he'll call you later.

It was the early morning after his birthday, he was shitfaced, not unusual, and he had some oysters, very unusual, since he's deathly allergic. He was between the bed and the head all night, and one time he missed and bashed his head on something solid.

When he finally called to report, all he could manage was "Fell down. Busted my face. Gotta fix it."
 

TheHaze

If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won'teither
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The dog next door that won't stop barking- - -- - - -
 

Swamp-Duck

Factory Bastard
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Just got pulled over by some jobsworth cunt for driving too close to a cyclist! Get stuffed you cunt I said as I sped off. Waiting to see if the filth turn up at my house. Ain’t fed the dog yet so he’s hungry.