Shit That Annoys You

[MasterBlaster]

Ya'll sure disappear early here... is it mostly only Brits posting here?

 

[Mr. Whipple]

I'm here my fellow American , was out and about for a bit

I"M AWAKE AND PUFFING ON A FATTY , do you still smoke it or do you eat it now ?

 

[MasterBlaster]

Bake and bake!

 

[Swamp-Duck]

You Americans don’t talk proper English like wot we do.

 

[knife wielder]

People who don't care about other people's feelings.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Womerns that won't send me nudies >:(

 

[knife wielder]

unnecessary rudeness and meanness

 

[knife wielder]

The overall lack of manners and respect.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

^^^^^^ broken record again :Dazed:

 

[MasterBlaster]

He's a fucking waterhead, for sure.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Phone ringing, it’s only 9am, fuck off.

 

[Jeannie]

Phone ringing, it’s only 9am, fuck off.

or the calls at 2am that make u think someone died but its a wrong number -_-

 

[knife wielder]

People who project their insecurities onto others.

 

[Damaged Maven]

I got a call at 05:00 from step sister. My dad had an accident, but he's ok, he'll call you later.

It was the early morning after his birthday, he was shitfaced, not unusual, and he had some oysters, very unusual, since he's deathly allergic. He was between the bed and the head all night, and one time he missed and bashed his head on something solid.

When he finally called to report, all he could manage was "Fell down. Busted my face. Gotta fix it."

 

[Ice]

Trying to talk sense to a drunk woman.

Good grief it's impossible..

 

[TheHaze]

The dog next door that won't stop barking- - -- - - -

 

[Damaged Maven]

Bears digging through the garbage. Actually, bears in general....

 

[MasterBlaster]

Don't they have bear-proof containers?

 

[Damaged Maven]

Don't they have bear-proof containers?

Ever tried to reason with a hungry bear?

 

[knife wielder]

forum trolls

 

[MasterBlaster]

Who's talking about reasoning with a bear? I'm on about bear-proof receptacles, not jawing with a critter.

 

[TheHaze]

Don't they have bear-proof containers?

Ever tried to reason with a hungry bear?

Yeah and I won - - - - - - - -!

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Definitely OP ^^

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Don't they have bear-proof containers?

Ever tried to reason with a hungry bear?

Yeah and I won - - - - - - - -!

Was it a teddy bear?

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Or Barry the Bi-Polar Bear?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Probably Winnie the pooh lol

 

[SHAMPAIN]

My neighbour is “playing” bagpipes again, badly! I’d have patience but he’s a self entitled prick! Grrr

 

[MasterBlaster]

So buy a drum kit and rock out!

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Just got pulled over by some jobsworth cunt for driving too close to a cyclist! Get stuffed you cunt I said as I sped off. Waiting to see if the filth turn up at my house. Ain’t fed the dog yet so he’s hungry.