Let's see if this body armor works, hold still and let me shoot you, then you do me...

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"One teenager is dead after police said two boys took turns shooting at each other while wearing body armor.
Belleview police said Christopher Leroy Broad Jr., 16, died after he was hit by a bullet while taking turns with Joshua Vining, 17, to shoot at each other while wearing the armored vest on April 3."


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How do we know they weren't mutilated girls on estrogen blockers?

We're not biologists....
 
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Someone should have taught em how not to flinch when shooting. I could shoot any one of you assholes and hit the vest 100 times out of 100 shots. Dont believe me?
 

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Someone should have taught em how not to flinch when shooting. I could shoot any one of you assholes and hit the vest 100 times out of 100 shots. Dont believe me?

Ah you woulda killed the kid too Lokmeer!

They gotta cheap vest.

Didn't work.
 

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Someone should have taught em how not to flinch when shooting. I could shoot any one of you assholes and hit the vest 100 times out of 100 shots. Dont believe me?

Ah you woulda killed the kid too Lokmeer!

They gotta cheap vest.

Didn't work.
The article I read states the kid was shot in an area the vest didnt cover.
Oh yea, I suppose you're right I would have killed him too...except that would be cause I was aiming for his fukin head.
 

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kevlar stops bullets from going through, not preventing shatterd ribs or organs
 

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No... I bought 50 of them just last week... recycled sugar cane pulp... very strong! A juicy steak won't bleed through....
 

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Floriduh + teenage boys + easy access to guns = unnecessary carnage.

I lived in Florida for a spell and was raised with guns..... yet no carnage.... except on beer cans, hay bales, and tasty critters....


I used to go to high school with a loaded .22 rifle that I kept in my locker so I could go squirrel hunting after school.

It never occurred to me that I could shoot assholes I didn't like.