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[Frood]

No my dear Lotus. I call that the absolute truth.

You live in the Pacific Northwest, do you not?

Breakfall lives on the other side of the world.

Making spurious and disgusting accusations of necrophilia from the opposite ends of the earth is not truth.... it's just ridiculousness to witness....

You've pilloried some people about for not writing to the higher levels they're capable of, yet you engage in necro-mamma fucking?

I hated agreeing with @LotusBud but there you have it. You're considered a fuckwit not only by Libertarian or conservative leaning people.... even Progressive fucksticks think you're off (Fat Oink isn't a fuckstick... her BMI precludes her from that assessment)....

 

[Frood]

They’re generally not too fussy where they stick their dicks. Lol…I hope I didn’t come off as too racist there. There seems to be a lot of Karens aboot! Lulz

¡Ay, karina-mba!

Next thing you know, Oak will be pm bombing BF authorities after admitting the last time she shat a mud pig Mr Whippy ice cream van shit over an internet meme and iteration of it because her very reason of faux angst was manufactured from the very start.... as readily admitted now in this thread.

Fat Oak is a trollaholic self victim of her own inferior gene pool. I just hope the father of her kids has slightly better IQ prospect with their blending and they learn to eat portion controlled diets from all the nutrition available.

 

[Breakfall]

¡Ay, karina-mba!

Next thing you know, Oak will be pm bombing BF authorities after admitting the last time she shat a mud pig Mr Whippy ice cream van shit over an internet meme and iteration of it because her very reason of faux angst was manufactured from the very start.... as readily admitted now in this thread.

Fat Oak is a trollaholic self victim of her own inferior gene pool. I just hope the father of her kids has slightly better IQ prospect with their blending and they learn to eat portion controlled diets from all the nutrition available.

I’m surprised that she she actually enjoys herself on these types of forums…it’s just negativity daily. Even the her forum that she owns and moderates can’t seem to cop a break! Lol.

 

[Frood]

I’m surprised that she she actually enjoys herself on these types of forums…it’s just negativity daily. Even the her forum that she owns and moderates can’t seem to cop a break! Lol.

If Fat Oak even gets out of her bed each morning too giddily (engine block lifter and 2 tonne web slings with D-shackles assisted), she'd break an ankle or at least wind that could stop a bison running dead in its tracks....

 

[Breakfall]

Löl…I can only imagine!

 

[Omnipotent]

Lotus, dear.

My woeful sister in life. You can point out all my "grammatical" and "structural" errors all day long till the tiny voices in your fat head subside. I can assure you my mournful sister that there are indeed plenty more "grammatical" and "structural" mistakes in my poignant posting. That I can guarantee on the premise that Aryan is indeed still a virgin.

Perhaps you too have taken the wrong thought about me. I never claimed to be perfect in my writing or in my everyday life outside of BF. What I do strive for is that unreachable and intangible thing called perfection. I know I will never achieve being perfect but I strive for it each day and everyday in the things I do. I guess I just expect alot more from a bunch of people that know what "good posting" is. Instead we have wingnuts posting up pictures of human waste. I still do not find the humor and comedy angle when posting up jpegs of "poop." While we're on the subject of posting, I think what shrills me to the bone is the lack of awareness in what is being posted. Have you taken a minute to realize that some of these batshit crazy fucks you post with are allowed to legally own firearms? Have you read some or most of the bullshit that's spouted out on these forums?

I digress. Forgive me sister of the wilted thorn, let it be known that I will never be perfect, I just strive for it and it's disgusting in a UncleDILFiLTH way that there are others out here capable of posting great content but are just too lazy to do it.

Why waste a great post of mean, funny content when it will be buried under reams of one liners from the peanut gallery?

Fuck it and fuck them.

If I modded this section No one liners would stay... Or maybe just one liners digressing off topic. Not all one liners would go just one liners from the talentless.

We have a shoutbox for one liner activity.

 

[Omnipotent]

They’re generally not too fussy where they stick their dicks. Lol…I hope I didn’t come off as too racist there. There seems to be a lot of Karens aboot! Lulz

That is why AIDS is spread... People can come to Oz with AIDS and root around. Open borders and open sores!~

 

[Breakfall]

That is why AIDS is spread... People can come to Oz with AIDS and root around. Open borders and open sores!~

Particularly the Nigerians. I think there was a case a few years back in Australia, where this Nigerian was rooting around and not letting anyone know that he had full-blown HIV.

Anyone with AIDS should have harsh restrictions placed upon them or stay away completely. As harsh as it may sound, I believe that they shouldn’t be allowed to travel outside their own country if you’re positive.

Africa is a complete mess with HIV!

 

[LotusBud]

They’re generally not too fussy where they stick their dicks. Lol…I hope I didn’t come off as too racist there. There seems to be a lot of Karens aboot! Lulz

What would that be if it's not racist?

 

[Breakfall]

What would that be if it's not racist?

Common knowledge? ;)

 

[LotusBud]

You live in the Pacific Northwest, do you not?

Breakfall lives on the other side of the world.

Making spurious and disgusting accusations of necrophilia from the opposite ends of the earth is not truth.... it's just ridiculousness to witness....

You've pilloried some people about for not writing to the higher levels they're capable of, yet you engage in necro-mamma fucking?

I hated agreeing with @LotusBud but there you have it. You're considered a fuckwit not only by Libertarian or conservative leaning people.... even Progressive fucksticks think you're off (Fat Oink isn't a fuckstick... her BMI precludes her from that assessment)....

Oh, poor baby!

 

[Frood]

Ok, Karen....

Le Whoops again!!!

Please don't Oakport me to the Post Authorities!!

 

[Breakfall]

 

[Omnipotent]

Particularly the Nigerians. I think there was a case a few years back in Australia, where this Nigerian was rooting around and not letting anyone know that he had full-blown HIV.

Anyone with AIDS should have harsh restrictions placed upon them or stay away completely. As harsh as it may sound, I believe that they shouldn’t be allowed to travel outside their own country if you’re positive.

Africa is a complete mess with HIV!

And syphilis... Somalians are spreading that around.

 

[Breakfall]

And syphilis... Somalians are spreading that around.

Eeeeeeeeew. That STI originally contracted via sheep or cattle by sexual contact. It’s a sad world truly!

 

[Seamajor]

...for pigmented people.

Maybe Hermaphrodites?

 

[Garraty_47]

Why waste a great post of mean, funny content when it will be buried under reams of one liners from the peanut gallery?

Fuck it and fuck them.

If I modded this section No one liners would stay... Or maybe just one liners digressing off topic. Not all one liners would go just one liners from the talentless.

We have a shoutbox for one liner activity.

Professor Vitty:
"And here, class, we have an example of garbled thinking in written form.

Observe that she not only contradicts herself from the beginning of a poast to its conclusion but somehow manages to do it from one end of a sentence to the other. This phenomenon isn't exactly an uncommon find in public forums but rarely do we get to see it expressed so blatantly. This is the work of a truly muddle-headed individual.

You'll be hearing more about this particular writing style in Advanced Fuckwittery next period... but I did want to briefly show this to you since it's related to our own topic- Recognizing Mental Malfunctions."

Student:
"Will this be on Friday's quiz?"

Professor Vitty:
"What? Fuck no.
If you want to commit anything poasted by that massive waste of electrons to memory do it on your own time. This isn't testable material; if anything it's merely a cautionary tale about the long-term effects of drinking swamp water."

<the students breathe a collective sigh of relief and those still writing put down their pens>

 

[Blurt]

I have it on good authority that electrons escaping from the gap in Caskur's upper incisors behave both like particles and a wave.

And you can bet your collectible Heisenberg action figure that'll be on Friday's quiz.

 

[Seamajor]

Ok, Karen....

Le Whoops again!!!

Please don't Oakport me to the Post Authorities!!

A tough one for a hermaphrodite

 

[Lily]

Oak Derangement Syndrome runs rampant among men that are afraid of everything, especially women.

 

[Blurt]

Except, of course, women who have a profile on The Right Stuff dating app.

That makes them cream their overalls.

 

[Lily]

Except, of course, women who have a profile on The Right Stuff dating app.

That makes them cream their overalls.

I'm thinking of making some money for BFF. I could negotiate a price with the owner to add this to the avatar for a year to my most ardent detractors.

eta: I may edit it a bit. I might caption it "I suffer from Oak Derangement Syndrome"...

How about we negotiate a price @Bastard Factory? I am not kidding. Let me know in PM.

 

[Garraty_47]

By the way is anyone still poaching members?

I need to know if I can finally put away this bullet-proof codpiece.
You wouldn't believe how uncomfortable the damn thing is and with the weather turning it'll soon be like walking around with a big ol' ice cube strapped to my groin.

That would suck.

 

[Blurt]

There's no glory in poaching scrambled eggheads.

 

[Blurt]

On a more serious note, flamers and trolls (and other assorted nitwits) have the inalienable right to post wherever and whenever they wish, for the Constitution tells me so.

Me? I'm Canadian. I'll just have to suffer in silence.

 

[Garraty_47]

On a more serious note, flamers and trolls (and other assorted nitwits) have the inalienable right to post wherever and whenever they wish, for the Constitution tells me so.

Agreed.
I just wish so many of them didn't interpret that as carte blanche to be yuge fuckheads everywhere they go. Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should.

Me? I'm Canadian. I'll just have to suffer in silence.

Naturally- otherwise you may attract the attention of a goose and no good outcome has ever resulted from having a Canadian goose notice you. In the regions where Canadian geese proliferate stealth is passed from one generation of Canucks to the next as an essential survival trait.

 

[cw_]

Did someone say Canadianian?

Honk!

 

[cw_]

Why are people insisting on calling Lily Oak? Maybe she wanted to turn over a new leaf as a flower. Did they ever think of that?

 

[Blurt]

Oh, I'm not the only one, CeeDub. There are quite a few closet Canucks on this board...

- SirSuperNorthern
- Aryan of Green Gables
- Snowfall
- MapleBud
- Furdoch

To name just a few.

 

[X]

Agreed.
I just wish so many of them didn't interpret that as carte blanche to be yuge fuckheads everywhere they go. Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should.



Naturally- otherwise you may attract the attention of a goose and no good outcome has ever resulted from having a Canadian goose notice you. In the regions where Canadian geese proliferate stealth is passed from one generation of Canucks to the next as an essential survival trait.

yo a goose fucked me over good a few months back as chronicled here
fucking violent bastards