Oi noncescape

[reaper]

Stop tarding up my double awesome story thread with your gibberish ridden voice messages that nobody ever listens too.

If you want a piece of Daddy,he's right here in this thread waiting.

Now pay attention you weak minded sweaty,this is a text based forum and I will only respond to any text from you.Not the drunken gibberish you keep spouting off in those retarded voice messages.Now considering I turned you in to a droolling spastic the other night with just a few one liners,I'd advise you to ignore this thread like it never happened.Or you could get brave and try (lol) to take me on in a textual battle.

 

[Garraty_47]

 

[Adam Hitler]

Noncescape.

 

[reaper]

Fuck those dumb voice messages and fuck that moron.The guy is nothing but a tardling that's been pumped up by Poofer in to believing he's something that he's not.So let's see what he's got muhahahhaaaa.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Seriously though, what's the script with that guy?

Has he recently suffered from some kind of health problem that prevents him from using a keyboard?

 

[reaper]

Seriously though, what's the script with that guy?

Has he recently suffered with some kind of health problem that prevents him from using a keyboard?

Well I've never listened to more than 30 secs to any of his ramblings.But by the sounds of it,he's either had a stroke or he was born with down syndrome.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Perhaps his biggest (no pun intended) fan, @Lily could shed some light on the matter.

 

[Lily]

Perhaps his biggest (no pun intended) fan, @Lily could shed some light on the matter.

On what matter, precisely?

 

[reaper]

On what matter, precisely?

Hey Lil,why does your little group of buddies always come rushing in to defend each other when ever someone is fucking with them. I fuck with Bland and you come rushing in to defend him.I fuck with you and he rushes in to defend you.It happens with admin,blurt and seamajor.Now to be fair you have big balls and for the most part stand alone.The rest of then though,sheesh what a group of cowardly faggots.
Are the rest of them not man enough to stand alone or what ?

 

[Lily]

Hey Lil,why does your little group of buddies always come rushing in to defend each other when ever someone is fucking with them. I fuck with Bland and you come rushing in to defend him.I fuck with you and he rushes in to defend you.It happens with admin,blurt and seamajor.Now to be fair you have big balls and for the most part stand alone.The rest of then though,sheesh what a group of cowardly faggots.
Are the rest of them not man enough to stand alone or what ?

First, the same thing happens in your clique. Y'all dogpile all the time.

I believe most of them stand alone as well. I think the difference is most of them push back moderately.

I'm Latina, you gouge my eye, I knock your block off...at least I try. The goal is to get you to stay down.

 

[Garraty_47]

Seriously though, what's the script with that guy?

Has he recently suffered from some kind of health problem that prevents him from using a keyboard?

He explained it in at least one probably a couple of his Vocaroos.
There aren't really that many so I'm sure you can find the answer in almost no time at all.

So the real question is:
How much do you want to know? lulz

 

[Kirk]

He explained it in at least one probably a couple of his Vocaroos.
There aren't really that many so I'm sure you can find the answer in almost no time at all.

So the real question is:
How much do you want to know? lulz

He's recording his voice because he's a Johnny Come Lately...impersonating what King Martini and others did years ago. I'm sure he's pleased with himself, but no one else is.

 

[Garraty_47]

He's recording his voice because he's a Johnny Come Lately...impersonating what King Martini and others did years ago. I'm sure he's pleased with himself, but no one else is.

KM did a few "podcasts" or whatever they were.
That's not what Blandscape's doing.
Not even close.

You can call a cat a duck as much as you want but don't forget to watch out for those claws.

 

[Kirk]

KM did a few "podcasts" or whatever they were.
That's not what Blandscape's doing.
Not even close.

You can call a cat a duck as much as you want but don't forget to watch out for those claws.

According to stat boy, he is only gets 3 to 4 listens per Vacuous-roo...of those only 2 listened to the whole thing especially if it exceeded 3 minutes.

So, what is he doing is not as entertaining as a King Martini podcast nor is he getting the high rating of 10 people listening per podcast that King Martini does...He's just sitting on the porch like an old fart, eating a Jello cup and blah blah boring, as Caskur put it.

 

[Garraty_47]

According to stat boy, he is only gets 3 to 4 listens per Vacuous-roo...of those only 2 listened to the whole thing especially if it exceeded 3 minutes.

So, what is he doing is not as entertaining as a King Martini podcast nor is he getting the high rating of 10 people listening per podcast that King Martini does...He's just sitting on the porch like an old fart, eating a Jello cup and blah blah boring, as Caskur put it.

Since when is KM the yardstick by which anyone measures anydamnthing except perhaps the number of times someone can say 'fuck' in a "podcast"? Since when do you get to speak for everyone concerning what is or isn't entertaining?

Blandscape's right you know...
...if not for responding to or poasting about him you'd contribute nothing. lulz

 

[Lily]

According to stat boy, he is only gets 3 to 4 listens per Vacuous-roo...of those only 2 listened to the whole thing especially if it exceeded 3 minutes.

So, what is he doing is not as entertaining as a King Martini podcast nor is he getting the high rating of 10 people listening per podcast that King Martini does...He's just sitting on the porch like an old fart, eating a Jello cup and blah blah boring, as Caskur put it.

I await an example of astonishing poetry. You know, perhaps poetry that's been published in a literary journal or a recognized publisher.

Amazon self-publishing doesn't count unless the tome sells at least thousands of copies.

 

[Omnipotent]

Fuck those dumb voice messages and fuck that moron.The guy is nothing but a tardling that's been pumped up by Poofer in to believing he's something that he's not.So let's see what he's got muhahahhaaaa.

This is true and Poofer wouldn't have said it had he actually read Blandie for a couple of years like I did... when he started recycling his own shtick, was when I ceased reading him.

He is a dullard who probably sits on his own in a corner plating his own poop.

His new way of delivering his inane schpiel is even WORSE than his ambling thoughts.

 

[Adam Hitler]

He explained it in at least one probably a couple of his Vocaroos.
There aren't really that many so I'm sure you can find the answer in almost no time at all.

So the real question is:
How much do you want to know? lulz

Not that much. I'd definitely prefer to avoid subjecting myself to the heavily medicated, incoherent ramblings of an opiate-addled Marxist, with a thick Scottish accent and a chip on his shoulder the size of Dundee.

 

[Kirk]

This is true and Poofer wouldn't have said it had he actually read Blandie for a couple of years like I did... when he started recycling his own shtick, was when I ceased reading him.

He is a dullard who probably sits on his own in a corner plating his own poop.

His new way of delivering his inane schpiel is even WORSE than his ambling thoughts.

You are very wise...Caskur. I recall some entertaining posters at Third Rail, such as Feral, Mr. Nice Guy, Atom, and a few others, but Bastard Factory is stuck with Blandscape, who was known as "boring forum cocksucker." Ugh, now he and Gary spend the entire day licking each other's Snickers bars. It's disgusting and unpleasant to read or hear.

Reaper was the only one who made an effort to write a story flame and offered the opportunity for others to add to it, but none of these old fart flamers proved their worth by doing so.

 

[Omnipotent]

Well the only reason I won't do it, (add to the story flame) is because I find little inspiration in dreary him (Blandscrapper) and that other fool who feeds stray cats and cannot afford a hair cut.... ol' slow pokey, with the baritone voice pipes.

there isn't enough flamers here and the peanut gallery are humourless.

 

[reaper]

Well the only reason I won't do it, (add to the story flame) is because I find little inspiration in dreary him (Blandscrapper) and that other fool who feeds stray cats and cannot afford a hair cut.... ol' slow pokey, with the baritone voice pipes.

there isn't enough flamers here and the peanut gallery are humourless.

I was quite surprised it caused such a stir.It wasn't as if I set out to be plain nasty to anyone to be honest.I was just bored and it amused me writing it.And Foxy was right,I had hoped someone would pick it up and make round two.That was the main reason I riled Flynn and Blurt(both good writers) up a bit to see if they would take the bait.
Kudos to Lilly though,she was the main protagonist in the story and took it on the chin like a champ.It was her underlings that pissed the bed over it.
With the main moron being noncescape and his tough guy threats.He made threats against me last week which I laughed off and let go.However I wasn't going to let them go a second time.So here is the thread for the tard to make good on those threats.

 

[Adam Hitler]

I was quite surprised it caused such a stir.It wasn't as if I set out to be plain nasty to anyone to be honest.I was just bored and it amused me writing it.And Foxy was right,I had hoped someone would pick it up and make round two.That was the main reason I riled Flynn and Blurt(both good writers) up a bit to see if they would take the bait.
Kudos to Lilly though,she was the main protagonist in the story and took it on the chin like a champ.It was her underlings that pissed the bed over it.
With the main moron being noncescape and his tough guy threats.He made threats against me last week which I laughed off and let go.However I wasn't going to let them go a second time.So here is the thread for the tard to make good on those threats.

Has he made "threats" against me? I'd literally make minced haggis out of his doddery, crippled old ass.

 

[Blandscape]

 

[Lily]

Kudos to Lilly though,she was the main protagonist in the story and took it on the chin like a champ.It was her underlings that pissed the bed over it.

Being flamed as fat constantly has left me inured to it. *yawn*

Well, there was the one time @The Prowler made me laugh with a fat lame that was actually clever. Something about making whales randy or something to that effect. I laughed out loud as I read it. Funny is funny...

Most fat lames are just simply lame.

 

[Lily]

A wisdom bomb from Lily: If you don't like Blandy's recordings, don't listen to them.

 

[Kirk]

Well the only reason I won't do it, (add to the story flame) is because I find little inspiration in dreary him (Blandscrapper) and that other fool who feeds stray cats and cannot afford a hair cut.... ol' slow pokey, with the baritone voice pipes.

there isn't enough flamers here and the peanut gallery are humourless.

I remember Brent from Third Rail and his amazing rapping skills and how he wrestled in the Indie circuits...he was someone you could draw inspiration from and use his background to spin off some great story flames...if anyone remembers, he was the star of the 2,000-word story flame about the demise of Third Rail. This Borescape guy is a glue-eating jerk who thinks threatening to beat up people on forums all day is content.

He sounds like a two-bit wrestler delivering a terrible promo for an upcoming match, all bluster and spittle flying out of his mouth and little else. It's not funny to hear some guy flicking his tiny rat balls and cackling like an old geezer...I'd rather see a new Mr Pickles comic or even a stupid Gary Fractal than these awful voice things.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Being flamed as fat constantly has left me inured to it. *yawn*

Well, there was the one time @The Prowler made me laugh with a fat lame that was actually clever. Something about making whales randy or something to that effect. I laughed out loud as I read it. Funny is funny...

Most fat lames are just simply lame.

You could always just exercise and eat less, just a thought.

 

[Blandscape]

I remember Brent from Third Rail and his amazing rapping skills and how he wrestled in the Indie circuits...he was someone you could draw inspiration from and use his background to spin off some great story flames...if anyone remembers, he was the star of the 2,000-word story flame about the demise of Third Rail. This Borescape guy is a glue-eating jerk who thinks threatening to beat up people on forums all day is content.

He sounds like a two-bit wrestler delivering a terrible promo for an upcoming match, all bluster and spittle flying out of his mouth and little else. It's not funny to hear some guy flicking his tiny rat balls and cackling like an old geezer...I'd rather see a new Mr Pickles comic or even a stupid Gary Fractal than these awful voice things.

 

[reaper]

Make good on your threats, you fucking coward.

I'm here waiting to do textual battle.

Unless you're scared

 

[reaper]

Has he made "threats" against me? I'd literally make minced haggis out of his doddery, crippled old ass.

No idea bruv but the tard was making all sorts of threats of what he was going to do to me.

I'm still waiting of course lulz.