2k +

[Garraty_47]

I just noticed I've passed the two thousand posts mark.

Only eight thousand more and DoOf will have to change his profile to saying he only talks to people with 20k+.

lulz

 

[cw_]

Choose your reward.

Choose wisely.

 

[Garraty_47]

Having the inimitable @cw_ not only poast but respond to me directly is all the reward a man could ask for.

But also: the last one.
All too often I sit here staring at the screen trying to process what the fuck I just saw.
It's perfect!

 

[Carignan]

As chief of moderation and BF right hand man IF or WHEN you surpass @UncleDiLF 's post count you will be rewarded his profile to do whatever you wish with it. If Dilf makes one or many other accounts WE here at BF will give you the power to ban each and every one of that with EXTREME PREJUDICE!!

 

[Garraty_47]

As chief of moderation and BF right hand man IF or WHEN you surpass @UncleDiLF 's post count you will be rewarded his profile to do whatever you wish with it. If Dilf makes one or many other accounts WE here at BF will give you the power to ban each and every one of that with EXTREME PREJUDICE!!

That's like saying: if you're the first man on Mars and can bounce a basketball off the moon then down to Earth and into this specific hoop we'll give you such and such yadda yadda.

I don't expect to surpass DoOf's current postcount much less whatever it will be in the days/weeks/months/years to come.

Furthermore I have zero interest in fucking with DoOf's profile or account connectivity.

If I get to 15k poasts you can buy me a coffee though.
I really like coffee.

 

[Carignan]

That's like saying: if you're the first man on Mars and can bounce a basketball off the moon then down to Earth and into this specific hoop we'll give you such and such yadda yadda.

I don't expect to surpass DoOf's current postcount much less whatever it will be in the days/weeks/months/years to come.

Furthermore I have zero interest in fucking with DoOf's profile or account connectivity.

If I get to 15k poasts you can buy me a coffee though.
I really like coffee.

Ok coffee in your very own @Bastard Factory autographed coffee cup. Extremely limited edition. Only one other has ever gotten one before.. that individual broke theirs and hasn't been seen since though.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Congrats old boi, I knew you'd like it on here.

 

[X]

Having the inimitable @cw_ not only poast but respond to me directly is all the reward a man could ask for.

But also: the last one.
All too often I sit here staring at the screen trying to process what the fuck I just saw.
It's perfect!

Pffft..
Now I catch you fondling my lady with fancy werds ?
Buddy I don't know what game yer'a playing but it had better stop.

 

[X]

Choose your reward.

Choose wisely.

Heyyyyyyyy !!!

Still here, still gonna say HI
nice to see you
I notice you're still trying to make me jealous, I love you too

 

[Adam Hitler]

X, do you often refer to females who completely ignore you as your lady?

Here's a tip, hide that dildo seat bike of yours whenever you've invited a woman to your shed, otherwise they may well get mixed signals.

 

[X]

Please forgive my heart
It has gone mad with wanting what should have been

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Hey @Admin.

Did the airbags deploy when you fucking crashed? Lmaoooooolll

 

[Adam Hitler]

Please forgive my heart
It has gone mad with wanting what should have been

Go feed your kitteh, he's bound to be hungry.

 

[X]

X, do you often refer to females who completely ignore you as your lady?

Here's a tip, hide that dildo seat bike of yours whenever you've invited a woman to your shed, otherwise they may well get mixed signals.

Yes yes bike, dildo seat up down repeat ... le yawn
Any moar pics of @LotusBud you wanna share with me ?

 

[Seamajor]

I just noticed I've passed the two thousand posts mark.

Only eight thousand more and DoOf will have to change his profile to saying he only talks to people with 20k+.

lulz

Very nice. How many cigarettes did it take?

 

[Garraty_47]

Pffft..
Now I catch you fondling my lady with fancy werds ?
Buddy I don't know what game yer'a playing but it had better stop.

My admiration for cw_ is entirely platonic.
I'm all too aware she's out of my league.

So put it back in your pants, Romeo.
I don't want to embarrass you by getting into a measuring contest in front of the whole forum.

 

[X]

 

[Adam Hitler]

Yes yes bike, dildo seat up down repeat ... le yawn
Any moar pics of @LotusBud you wanna share with me ?

Not without visiting rotten.com ?

 

[LotusBud]

Yes yes bike, dildo seat up down repeat ... le yawn
Any moar pics of @LotusBud you wanna share with me ?

Huh?

 

[Frood]

My admiration for cw_ is entirely platonic.
I'm all too aware she's out of my league.

So put it back in your pants, Romeo.
I don't want to embarrass you by getting into a measuring contest in front of the whole forum.

The muscular feet with big bulging veins would be a deal breaker for me, but if she was considering amputation of her piggly wigglies, I could be down with her....

 

[UncleDiLF]

I just noticed I've passed the two thousand posts mark.

Only eight thousand more and DoOf will have to change his profile to saying he only talks to people with 20k+.

lulz

Your selfie?

I just noticed I've passed the two thousand posts mark.

Only eight thousand more and DoOf will have to change his profile to saying he only talks to people with 20k+.

lulz

You evil pig. Stop eating GAY SCAT!!

 

[Adam Hitler]

That pic.

 

[Seamajor]

The muscular feet with big bulging veins would be a deal breaker for me, but if she was considering amputation of her piggly wigglies, I could be down with her....

Most of us know DD. You enjoy it, with either gender you decide to be, on any given day

 

[Seamajor]

The muscular feet with big bulging veins would be a deal breaker for me, but if she was considering amputation of her piggly wigglies, I could be down with her....

Did ya paint yours pink again?

 

[Garraty_47]

Did anyone else hear that?
It sounded like a little mousey farting in a void...

Oh. It was only DoOf. Never mind.

 

[Seamajor]

Did anyone else hear that?
It sounded like a little mousey farting in a void...

Oh. It was only DoOf. Never mind.

He seem to have your number amigo

 

[Kirk]

He seem to have your number amigo

Have you tried blowing it out your ass?

 

[Seamajor]

Have you tried blowing it out your ass?

Have you tried blowing the liar? He’d lie about it even if you didn’t. What are you fighting for? More failures ?

 

[Kirk]

Have you tried blowing the liar? He’d lie about it even if you didn’t. What are you fighting for? More failures ?

I'm fighting for more cupcakes.

 

[Seamajor]

I'm fighting for more cupcakes.

Muy Suerte.