Who can tear up the dance floor like a well dressed, well mannered ladies man of Puerto Rican descent

[Biggie Smiles]

Oh man is pig gonna fly off the fucking handle when she sees her pet spammer got chucked

Lolz.

She’s going to demand BF delete her account because she can’t take it anymore.

 

[Lily]

Has anyone else bothered to point out that this is the most faggoty assed subject title on the forum?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Lmao. Pig is upset.

Delete my account!!!!!!!


What’s it going to take???!!!!

 

[Lily]

Lmao. Pig is upset.

Delete my account!!!!!!!


What’s it going to take???!!!!

Eat a :Dickhead:

You know you want to.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Delete your acct. you know you want to

Lnao

 

[Lily]

Delete your acct. you know you want to

Lnao

Don't you wish?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Don't you wish?

No. But you did tho

Lmao

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Hey pig. Don’t go threadjacking the general section now that you all big mad and what not

 

[Lily]

Hey pig. Don’t go threadjacking the general section now that you all big mad and what not

Go eat dick.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Go eat dick.

Big mad or bigger mad?

 

[Lily]

Big mad or bigger mad?

You should simply go do what you were born to do.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

You should simply go do what you were born to do.

Just confine your rage and misery to meltdown, pig

 

[Lily]

Just confine your rage and misery to meltdown, pig

What are you braying about?

If you made a vocaroo would we only hear the stomping of your hooves?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

What are you braying about?

If you made a vocaroo would we only hear the stomping of your hooves?

Gonna need you to relax pig

 

[Lily]

Gonna need you to relax pig

I see that stomping and braying is how you're going to go.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I see that stomping and braying is how you're going to go.

Take a deep breath pig it’s going to be ok

 

[Kirk]

I see that stomping and braying is how you're going to go.

Have your man cover you in bubble-wrap before you hurt yourself.

 

[Lily]

Have your man cover you in bubble-wrap before you hurt yourself.

This is what Oxford produces? For shame.

 

[Seamajor]

Have your man cover you in bubble-wrap before you hurt yourself.

Do you fantasize men under 5’?

 

[Lily]

Do you fantasize men under 5’?

He's busy writing the greatest American poem ever. SSSHHHH...

 

[Seamajor]

Stub can’t that far into the future

 

[Lily]

Stub can’t that far into the future

El es un sapo.

*croac*

 

[Seamajor]

The fat fuck would break your foot if he stepped on it

 

[Lily]

The fat fuck would break your foot if he stepped on it

It's always weird to see a man with thunder thighs and a shapely hips. JFC that picture...whoa.

 

[Seamajor]

That’s what makes him him

 

[Biggie Smiles]

wait -- is the pig of all people talking about thunder thighs?

 

[Lily]

wait -- is the pig of all people talking about thunder thighs?

A male with thunder thighs is a whole other level of "soft" and gross.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

A male with thunder thighs is a whole other level of "soft" and gross.

Indeed. Is that why you and your ex didn’t get along?

 

[Lily]

Indeed. Is that why you and your ex didn’t get along?

How many times have you been divorced?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

How many times have you been divorced?

Twice.

How many times have you gone bankrupt?