Question for the MEN of B/f ?

[reaper]

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It's a scorching hot summers day and you are out with a few of the lads at the races.You are all thirsty as fuck when Billy offers to get the drinks in.The question is what would you choose on a hot summers day to drink with the fellas.

a) Pint of wife beaters (stella)

b) Pint of magners with copious amounts of ice

c) Pint of bitter/stout

d) Pimms

So lads what would you fancy to quench ya thirst ?

 

[realgrimm]

For 1 Id grease the wheels and find the waitress and make sure to dust her hands nicely so the drinks are never delayed.. then I hit the liquor end up completely brushing off my friends for said waitress the drunker I get, only to become a belligerent mess chasing her away .. Facts become sketchy after that only to have that sobering moment either in the drunk tank or in a sloppy state in an ally or public park.. then it's a fat joint and the crawl home..

 

[reaper]

For 1 Id grease the wheels and find the waitress and make sure to dust her hands nicely so the drinks are never delayed.. then I hit the liquor end up completely brushing off my friends for said waitress the drunker I get, only to become a belligerent mess chasing her away .. Facts become sketchy after that only to have that sobering moment either in the drunk tank or in a sloppy state in an ally or public park.. then it's a fat joint and the crawl home..

Ok that was a good answer. /tips hat.

Are you saying you wouldn't go for a Pimms though? lulz.

 

[Adam Hitler]

a) followed quickly by, b) and then move onto the Grey Goose or Jack Daniels.

Pimms is notoriously faggy, never tried it though.

Presumably its similar to Lambrini?

 

[reaper]

a) followed quickly by b) and then move onto the Grey Goose or Jack Daniels.

Pimms is notoriously faggy, although I've never tried it.

Presumably its similar to Lambrini?

Good choice Sir.

I'd infact start off with a nice cold pint of wife beaters and then move on to the vodka when I'd had my fill of the larger.

And as you said,Pimms is a notoriously faggy drink.I was just curious as to how many fags we had on the forum.We know full well Gayyity will chirp up soon demanding a fucking Coffee on a scourching hot day.But atleast he's not faggy enough to demand a Pimms.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Have you tried Tyskie? I tend to drink that these days, rather than Stella, which has gone weak as piss.

 

[reaper]

Have you tried Tyskie? I tend to drink that these days, rather than Stella, which has gone weak as piss.

No, not tried that one.I mostly drink now down the legion if I go out and the best larger they have is heineken.And I'm quite partial to that as they have the ice cold one on the pumps.Only about £4 down the club too.

 

[Seamajor]

Scene-

It's a scorching hot summers day and you are out with a few of the lads at the races.You are all thirsty as fuck when Billy offers to get the drinks in.The question is what would you choose on a hot summers day to drink with the fellas.

a) Pint of wife beaters (stella)

b) Pint of magners with copious amounts of ice

c) Pint of bitter/stout

d) Pimms

So lads what would you fancy to quench ya thirst ?

Me? I’d go for an ice cold Tona, but you’re not talking about Nicaragua

 

[Garraty_47]

We know full well Gayyity will chirp up soon demanding a fucking Coffee on a scourching hot day.But atleast he's not faggy enough to demand a Pimms.

Was actually going to say the bitter/stout is the only one I (not being a limey fruit) recognize but it probably doesn't matter because if I'm "at the races" then obviously I'm already drunk and only been dragged there with the lads because I foolishly hopped in someone else's car. Whatever is ordered I'll most likely have wandered off before it arrives.

Also:
A cold-brewed coffee with a bit of ice is damn good on a hot day.

 

[Breakfall]

Scene-

It's a scorching hot summers day and you are out with a few of the lads at the races.You are all thirsty as fuck when Billy offers to get the drinks in.The question is what would you choose on a hot summers day to drink with the fellas.

a) Pint of wife beaters (stella)

b) Pint of magners with copious amounts of ice

c) Pint of bitter/stout

d) Pimms

So lads what would you fancy to quench ya thirst ?

Rum and soda with a twist of lime. I like to keep my sperm relatively sweet for my lady.

 

[reaper]

So are you lads here all saying that you wouldn't have a Pimms ?

I'm not surprised to be honest as it is a bit FUCKING GAY !

 

[Garraty_47]

Having an opinion is one thing but doesn't Reaps' Pimms hate seem a little...

...flamboyant?

Just sayin'.

 

[reaper]

Having an opinion is one thing but doesn't Reaps' Pimms hate seem a little...

...flamboyant?

Just sayin'.

If you really want a Pimms sunshine then go harrass cocky monster.He's the only one around here faggy enough to drink that shit.

 

[Scooter]

I don't know what a Pimms is but I'd get a margarita if I wanted a mixed drink. And heavy on the tequila so I can taste it. Also, no fancy glass ... put it in a pint glass, please and thank you very much.

As for beer, I'd go with a decent lager or IPA ... depending on my mood.

My go-to is Lord Chesterfield Ale. Sadly, you will never get to try it because you live over there.

 

[Blazor]

From the choices, I'd say a Stout. Stouts and Porters are my usual go to. I aint got time for no weak ass piss beer.

Normally I like drinking whiskey, chased with strawberry lemonade, if Im at home. I'll prolly have a couple of those, before heading to said such event, lol.

 

[Seamajor]

From the choices, I'd say a Stout. Stouts and Porters are my usual go to. I aint got time for no weak ass piss beer.

Normally I like drinking whiskey, chased with strawberry lemonade, if Im at home. I'll prolly have a couple of those, before heading to said such event, lol.

That’s a lot of sugar. More like a Scouse type drink.

 

[Murdy]

I know it says for the men, but I have drank many a sailor under the table in my party daze.

I’m also surprised my BritIrish friend didn’t mention a shandy since we are talking about how many men here hace caught a wicked case of thee ghey.

Personally, I would take a pint of Stella to start and then move onto the Macallan’s (18 years at least). Neat of courses. If they didn’t have that, I’d settle for a double Jameson on the rocks.

 

[Dove]

"I know it says for the men, but since I have no boundaries and am deeply insecure as a woman enough to want men to see me as masculine, I'm gonna come in and claim I'm like the boys and can drink like a dude. This is my insecurity and ingrained misogyny talking. I view feminine characteristics as weak and low in value and have have a delusional belief men are intruige and turned on by masculine women"

Would you also like to spark a cigar with that with that and brag about how you can use men for sex while shoving rewards from corpo America into the gaping hole where the strong and beautiful things about women should be?

 

[The Prowler]

I have drank many a sailor under the table in my party daze.

Do you think maybe they were not under the table but they just left the table to get away from you?

 

[Breakfall]

From the choices, I'd say a Stout. Stouts and Porters are my usual go to. I aint got time for no weak ass piss beer.

Normally I like drinking whiskey, chased with strawberry lemonade, if Im at home. I'll prolly have a couple of those, before heading to said such event, lol.

Yeah, but you drink a bourbon whiskey though. Bourbon has nothing on a fine scotch. But having said that, when I first landed in Australia, I asked the bar lady to get me a whiskey and she ended up bringing me a bourbon. One can’t order a whiskey without getting bourbon. And as I’ve mentioned before, something in bourbon makes me ill even after just one drink. Something in the American oak barrels or the corn mash??

 

[Breakfall]

That’s a lot of sugar. More like a Scouse type drink.

The sugar is converted into alcohol yer fucking buffoon!

 

[Frood]

4 fingers of whiskey

Glass of ice

Drink the whiskey

The ice is only for chewing on a hot day.

(Repeat)

 

[Breakfall]

That’s a lot of sugar. More like a Scouse type drink.

Ive just realised that you’re talking about the mixer! Fuck you’re a clown!

 

[reaper]

"I know it says for the men, but since I have no boundaries and am deeply insecure as a woman enough to want men to see me as masculine, I'm gonna come in and claim I'm like the boys and can drink like a dude. This is my insecurity and ingrained misogyny talking. I view feminine characteristics as weak and low in value and have have a delusional belief men are intruige and turned on by masculine women"

Would you also like to spark a cigar with that with that and brag about how you can use men for sex while shoving rewards from corpo America into the gaping hole where the strong and beautiful things about women should be?

lmao I actually didn't realize how pissed you were with Murd up to now.I mean I heard what went on but have never read it.I just kinda figured it was just troll shit but you really are pissed about it.
I kinda figured it was one of those mates fall out shit that happens from time to time and you'd be all pals again soon enough.Apparently not lol.

Anyway biatch seeing as you're in my what would you drink thread perhaps you'd like to join in and tell us what you would fancy? I'm pretty confident it wouldn't be a Pimms though

 

[Seamajor]

4 fingers of whiskey

Glass of ice

Drink the whiskey

The ice is only for chewing on a hot day.

(Repeat)

You must be a scream when you’re soused DD. Bet your alternative clothing is waiting.

 

[Breakfall]

You must be a scream when you soused DD. Bet your alternative clothing is waiting.

“Soused” ?? Have you been watching episodes of Fawlty Towers old man? Lol

 

[reaper]

Well it doesn't look like Dove is going to give us her drink fancy.

No problemo,I think we have evidence enough of the Cock Monsters faggotry.

 

[The Prowler]

Well it doesn't look like Dove is going to give us her drink fancy.

No problemo,I think we have evidence enough of the Cock Monsters faggotry.

I thought it was Scoundrel who posted the picture of himself with a Pimms in his hand.

That was probably at least 10 years ago. And the guy in the picture looked like he was 65 or so...

Man, some of you people are old!!!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

"double Jameson" ? Fucking Christ.. are you serious? They give that shit away to slot machine campers who are betting pennies a pop in Las Vegas casinos. and that right there tells you everything you need to know about that garbage

I couldn't get tipsy off that shit if I happened to drown in a pool of it.

A fresh pot of coffee gives a better buzz

Poser.

What are you doing when you really want to up the ante on your liquor intake, Murdy? Lapping up the residual alcohol content in the urinals of the public bathroom?

Jameson...lmao!

 

[Seamajor]

Amigo your head is way closer to any urinal in the universe.