Last year Flynn was hooked on Starbucks,
I slipped her some decaf but had no luck,
This year with her shakes & her quakes,
She needs to go caffiene neutral,
Once calm & steady handed,
Now Flynn flutters like she's hyperbranded,
Tell me Baby as you constantly stir,
Instead of cold brew maybe try a refresher,
Happy trembles from your unicorn frappes,
Your insta tiktok moment gave you rainbow craps,
Now your eyes dilate into withdrawal,
But if you kissed me again this sucker would buy you another tall,
Last year Flynn was drowning in ventis,
Her nitro budget had her pawning her Fendis,
This year instead of shivers & quivers,
She needs to try to go smoothie,
Last year Flynn was hooked on Starbucks,
I tried to wean her with the Dunkin Donuts,
This year her caffienated paranoid fear,
Maybe I'll kidnap her to Tim Hortons,
A thread of friends no Starbucks free wifi,
Intervention girl you only get crushed ice,
My god Baby your nerves are all jitters,
To be a winner please start as a quitter,
The face on my lover with her twitchy heart,
We try to cuddle but her convulsions tear us apart,
Maybe next year with your ass off high gear,
You substitute some hot tea,
Last year Flynn was hooked on Starbucks,
She hoarded her points & acted all nuts,
This year Baby don't sell your cats,
For more of your junkie frappes,
Last year Flynn was gulping espressos,
Yelling at baristas like a Karen on NoDoz,
This year I don't want to aggrieve ya,
Baby have a decaf with a Stevia,
Stttteeeeveveveveiiiiiaaaaaa*
*It's a substitute.
