I Used To Work In An Adult Boutique

[Flynn]

For the past 15 years or so I have been a solo artist though. Not much interest in my work.

Your "work" will be appreciated after you're dead.

 

[The Real Alticus]

Your "work" will be appreciated after you're dead.

Yes. My legacy will live on forever.

 

[The Real Alticus]

P.S. @Flynn That avi is creepy as fuck! I love it!

 

[Reggie_Essent]

P.S. @Flynn That avi is creepy as fuck! I love it!

See what an untended vaginal yeast infection can do?

 

[Seamajor]

See what an untended vaginal yeast infection can do?

Interesting advice. You must be experienced regarding this subject.

 

[Lily]

Interesting advice. You must be experienced regarding this subject.

Or he's been into some dirty nasty ass bitches...ewwwwwwwwww

 

[Flynn]

P.S. @Flynn That avi is creepy as fuck! I love it!

Thank you, kind sir!

 

[Lily]

Thank you, kind sir!

Where did you get @Weeg 's momma's pic? Did you hack him and steal his PI?! Well, did you?!

 

[Flynn]

Where did you get @Weeg 's momma's pic? Did you hack him and steal his PI?! Well, did you?!

Now that you mention it, I can see weeg's momma looking like that, and then picturing what that mutant weeg looks like gives me the creeps.

 

[Lily]

Now that you mention it, I can see weeg's momma looking like that, and then picturing what that mutant weeg looks like gives me the creeps.

Well, he keeps his momma in a cave. There's gotta be a reason for that.

 

[X]

Oh gee whiz the site perv werked at a seX shop

 

[Lily]

Oh gee whiz the site perv werked at a seX shop

Come on, which one of you guys isn't a pervert?

 

[X]

Come on, which one of you guys isn't a pervert?

me ... I'm so Vanilla

 

[Lily]

me ... I'm so Vanilla

Define "vanilla" in Xs world...

 

[Flynn]

Well, he keeps his momma in a cave. There's gotta be a reason for that.

Oh wow!

 

[X]

Define "vanilla" in Xs world...

I like lingerie so my girlfriends got all kinds, lot's of forplay ... than BAM !! sleepy time (:

 

[X]

@Adam Hitler I herd likes seX with the lights on, makes finding the window for his escape easier LOLOL

 

[Flynn]

I like lingerie so my girlfriends got all kinds, lot's of forplay ... than BAM !! sleepy time (:

Sleepy time for you or him?

 

[X]

Sleepy time for you or him?

hey Liquisha ! did you not read GIRLFRIENS ... dun be one O those uneducated black chickX

 

[Flynn]

hey Liquisha ! did you not read GIRLFRIENS ... dun be one O those uneducated black chickX

I'll try not being like your last girlfriend.

 

[X]

I'll try not being like your last girlfriend.

fiX yerself up and git back to me, you're incredibly inept atm

 

[Adam]

hey Liquisha ! did you not read GIRLFRIENS ... dun be one O those uneducated black chickX

Flynn sounds like a ghetto sheboon? I couldn't be bothered listening to those shitty vocaroos it posted.

 

[Adam]

Two. One looked homeless.

Did you ever get any female customers?

Chicks are weird specimens, they usually prefer romantic novels to flick their bean to.

 

[The Real Alticus]

Did you ever get any female customers?

Chicks are weird specimens, they usually prefer romantic novels to flick their bean to.

Hey Adam,

One time a couple women came in to buy stuff for a bachelorette party. Spent around a $200. Cardboard penis cutouts, and games.

 

[LotusBud]

Well, I am very enlightened man in the sexual arts.

Enlightened? Somehow, I don't think most men have to do jackshit in order to become "enlightened" in that area. It's kind of an oxymoron, really.

 

[Seamajor]

Did you ever get any female customers?

Chicks are weird specimens, they usually prefer romantic novels to flick their bean to.

Sorry Scouse

 

[Ms. Anne Thrope]

Before my old man died he had a serious collection of porn on VHS. We're talking several hundred tapes here. He would light up and spend at least 5 hours a day watching movies from start to finish. He didn't watch them to jack off, he just truly loved watching. Myself, I watch for one reason so I have never watched a full story porn film. When I got my first computer dad started paying me to download porn for him. He was a truly horny man.

Did you never see The Devil in Miss Jones? It's genius. Little bit of plot at the beginning, which gives a legit reason for the rest being nothing but gratuitous sex, then masterful plot twist at the end.

 

[The Real Alticus]

Did you never see The Devil in Miss Jones? It's genius. Little bit of plot at the beginning, which gives a legit reason for the rest being nothing but gratuitous sex, then masterful plot twist at the end.

I think I saw a long time ago, but I can't remember to well.

 

[Cookie Monster]

I used to work in a fetish club, things I saw would make the Devil blush.

 

[The Real Alticus]

I used to work in a fetish club, things I saw would make the Devil blush.

Oh man, I bet you did!