Did you know that I used to work in an adult boutique? Who would have guessed that Alty worked in a place like that @Flynn? The place was called Lipz. One part of my job was to keep an eye some of the customers to make sure that they weren't masturbating in the back area poster section. One night one of the older members of our chess club walked in and saw me at the counter sticking 'New Release' labels on the movies. His face was about as red as an apple when he saw me, but because I was such a super employee, I didn't laugh or even tell the other members of the club that he came in.
I Used To Work In An Adult Boutique
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Did you catch any men jerking off in your time there?
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I remember back around 06 time, the owner of a record store close to where I used to live, had vintage VHS softcore porn tapes behind the counter and one time some angry junkie came in, demanding a refund because the one he had purchased wasnt explicit enough.
Lulz. Not his exact words of course, but you get the picture....
Lulz. Not his exact words of course, but you get the picture....
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How about the ladies - any off them losing their panties and testing/comparing vibrators before buying?
Two. One looked homeless.
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Believe it or not we didn't have too many women coming in, except my boss Bunny.
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Ewww, gross.
I do remember a time when this guy came in. He didn't even say hello or anything. He walked up to the counter with a stern look in his eye and asked me where the hooker district was. I felt like laughing my ass off because the hookers in my city aren't exactly hot. They should be paying the "Johns".
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I guess he thought your establishment was the home of Hooker 411
Being a man I can understand why he chose the place he did to get off, but I had to kick him out.
Man was he wrong! LOL
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Back in the day when I'd visit my local video store to pick up a movie, there was a porn section. I'd look at these men grab like 5+ dvd cases to take to the counter.
I always wondered just how many pornographic films a man could watch in a couple of days...
Before my old man died he had a serious collection of porn on VHS. We're talking several hundred tapes here. He would light up and spend at least 5 hours a day watching movies from start to finish. He didn't watch them to jack off, he just truly loved watching. Myself, I watch for one reason so I have never watched a full story porn film. When I got my first computer dad started paying me to download porn for him. He was a truly horny man.
You sound like that you think I'm lying.
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Geez. My mom is a Hallmark channel addict...which is equally weird in the other direction.
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Don't pay any attention to him, no one else does.
Glued to the TV huh? lol
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Well, she's an early bird. So, she gets up early...goes out to garden for a while, comes in and has a little breakfast...does her chores by lunchtime...then turns on the TV to watch all those movies...sappy and crappy, I call them.
She and I are about 180 degrees opposite in personality.
Well, that can make for an interesting relationship. My mother are like that when it comes to TV shows for the most part. When I was younger we used to watch horror movies together. It was after watching all of those horror movies and getting my computer, that I felt that I could check out some online gore videos. I lived for horror movies and watched plenty of gory ones so I figured online gore can't be too much worse. Man was I wrong! The first one I saw was the Eugene Armstrong beheading video. I thought I was going to have a heart attack.
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I've never watch gore. I have no interest in welcoming the macabre and pathological into my life.
I understand. It was more of a arrogant curiosity than anything really. Problem is, I'll never forget that video. It's burned into my brain.
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Yeah, I can see you working in an adult porn shop. How else would you know soo very much about porn?
Homeless or not, a man has needs. lol
Well, I am very enlightened man in the sexual arts.
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My favorite encounter at one of these districts was at a building that survived the San Francisco fires of 1906. They turned it into a pizza parlor, but you could still see the long windows facing the street where the women would solicit their customers and the notorious hallway with 6 rooms for getting down to business…
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Nothing wrong with that.
Yeah, that was brutal disaster.
For the past 15 years or so I have been a solo artist though. Not much interest in my work.
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