Christmas

[Alticus]

Christmas is roughly a month away. Buy someone here an early gift to let them know that you're thinking about them as the upcoming holiday season is getting closer with each passing day.


X, I don't say it enough but you are very special to me. Please accept this early gift that comes straight from my heart.

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[Lily]

@Murdy

I know how much you enjoy your veggies. Please PM an address so I can send you a box of these for a very Happy Christmas.

 

[Murdy]

@Murdy

I know how much you enjoy your veggies. Please PM an address so I can send you a box of these for a very Happy Christmas.

You are my true friend xoxo

 

[cw_]

for xXx

 

[Lily]

You are my true friend xoxo

I knew you'd like it.

*muah*

 

[Alticus]

@Seamajor

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[Seamajor]

Sadly mine isn’t that advanced

 

[Seamajor]

Christmas? Anyone doing anything special? I’m gonna smoke a Turkey breast for TG. Maybe someone might show up?

 

[Alticus]

Christmas? Anyone doing anything special? I’m gonna smoke a Turkey breast for TG. Maybe someone might show up?

You're going to need a pretty big pipe to smoke a turkey breast.

 

[Lily]

Christmas? Anyone doing anything special? I’m gonna smoke a Turkey breast for TG. Maybe someone might show up?

My son is smoking a whole turkey and we're also baking a ham. Most of the family doesn't like turkey. It's just 3 of us that do, hence the ham.

 

[Admin.]

Christmas? Anyone doing anything special? I’m gonna smoke a Turkey breast for TG. Maybe someone might show up?

If my next door nabes don't hook me up per usual, it'll be fresh fish guts from the harbor in their crawl space. (rotting fish can get unpleasant, in an olfactory sense.)

 

[X]

for CW and her dusty ole'farts

Jus' kidding

 

[X]

@Alticus

 

[X]

@The Prowler

 

[The Prowler]

@The Prowler

Fuck, I used to use a Flowbee and everything was fine. It gave nice, even haircuts and no hair to sweep up.

Then I got a new vacuum.

It had super suction....

 

[Alticus]

@Alticus

Mother fucker! lol Well played X

 

[Admin.]

 

[Breakfall]

Enough with the faggoty memes dude…just suck cock and be happy ya weirdo!

 

[Lily]

In the spirit of the season, I am getting this for @The Prowler

 

[Murdy]

In the spirit of the season, I am getting this for @The Prowler

It has the perfect douche vibe AND he can still photoshop the hair spray paint in the back.

Excellent choice.

 

[Lily]

It has the perfect douche vibe AND he can still photoshop the hair spray paint in the back.

Excellent choice.

I was sold when I saw the hot rod flames.

 

[Murdy]

I was sold when I saw the hot rod flames.

It has a special touch of egocentricity obliviously stuck in 2006 socially inept fucktardation.

 

[The Prowler]

That would drive the chicks crazy.

I wish I could give the both of you something that would help your much more serious problems....

 

[Lily]

It has a special touch of egocentricity obliviously stuck in 2006 socially inept fucktardation.

That hair though...

 

[Admin.]

 

[Admin.]

 

[Admin.]

Non-negotiable.

 

[Oerdin]

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[Lily]

@Oerdin has to come crawling back. He bet on the wrong horse's ass. How humiliating after talking so much shit.

 

[Oerdin]

I just decided that chop was an especially good shit to take on you two.