Getting To Know: Admin

[Admin.]

To answer several recent DM's. No I am not an Administrator on this forum, I just made up the nic for funsies.

 

[The Prowler]

Here is evidence presented that beer league fastball does indeed exist, Lex @The Prowler:

The first thing we have to do is teach you what fastball is, Senile @Joe.

The video you posted is not fastball.

Go read up on that. When you demonstrate that you know what sport you are talking about, then we can further the discussion.

 

[The Prowler]

To answer several recent DM's. No I am not an Administrator on this forum, I just made up the nic for funsies.

Shut up, you faggot.

Nobody knows you, or wants to know you.

 

[Corky]

All the Blue Cashew members FEAR him..

 

[Admin.]

Shut up, you faggot.

Nobody knows you, or wants to know you.

Oh noes, say it ain’t so Sleepy Joe!

 

[X]

All the Blue Cashew members FEAR him..

Hi Dorky, it’s gunna be a hot one today, you gonna open the ole lawn chair and sit in the sprinkler? lol. Ohh la la

 

[Corky]

Hi Dorky, it’s gunna be a hot one today, you gonna open the ole lawn chair and sit in the sprinkler? lol. Ohh la la

I might just have a death wish and jump right in Ontario. This shit is gonna be ridiculous this week.

 

[X]

I might just have a death wish and jump right in Ontario. This shit is gonna be ridiculous this week.

You know what, the islands have some clean water what with being more out there. It’s like a little vacay

 

[Corky]

You know what, the islands have some clean water what with being more out there. It’s like a little vacay

i know. its been about 15 years since i was last on the islands. maybe..

 

[The New Holliday]

Oh noes, say it ain’t so Sleepy Joe!

Joey reminds me of this cartoon (he is cartoonish too).
Question is, who's his therapist?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Joey reminds me of this cartoon (he is cartoonish too).
Question is, who's his therapist?

His therapist is Dr. Vinnie Boombatz.

 

[The New Holliday]

His therapist is Dr. Vinnie Boombatz.

Dr. Vinnie Boombatz - That's an old Carson invention, no?

PS: a couple of greats there.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Dr. Vinnie Boombatz - That's an old Carson invention, no?

It was either Dangerfield or Kaufman that came up with the character.

 

[The New Holliday]

It was either Dangerfield or Kaufman that came up with the character.

So Carson probably incorporated it into his opening monologue.

Here's a favorite Dr joke of mine. You know it?

Patient: Doc, it hurts when I do this.

Doctor: So don't do that.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

So Carson probably incorporated it into his opening monologue.

Here's a favorite Dr joke of mine. You know it?

Patient: Doc, it hurts when I do this.

Doctor: So don't do that.

My favorite doctor joke is:

DR. to patient: Sorry, but you've got six months to live.

Patient: Can I get a second opinion?

DR: Sure, you're also ugly.

 

[The Prowler]

DR. to patient: Sorry, but you've got six months to live.

Vaxxed.

 

[Admin.]

Vaxxed.

Did your odd looking dog die from the Rabies/Distemper vax?

 

[The New Holliday]

Did your odd looking dog die from the Rabies/Distemper vax?

That's the same dog breed that Gen Patton was famous for having.
Next, General Poser will be telling us he was a high up in the Royal Mounted Police - like Dudley Do-Do Right.

On his trusty steed, C8.

 

[Admin.]

That's the same dog breed that Gen Patton was famous for having.
Next General Poser will be telling us he was a high up in the Royal Mounted Police - like Dudley Do-Do Right.

On his trusty steed, C8.

But what he really really wanted, was to be a Lumber Jack!

 

[Corky]

Gonna have to do the big reveal here.. @Weeg @Admin. is YOUR FATHER but didn't stick around because he was shagging Neilla Biden. Your momma hired a dude to fuck her off the road and she dieded. I know this was a painful time and many scars you must still have but the truth is out there now @Admin.
Its up to @Weeg to decide to do with all this information and if he wants a father son relationship with you or not.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

I thought Darth Vader was the father.

 

[Corky]

I thought Darth Vader was the father.

@Admin. was Darth than became a born again Christian.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

@Admin. was Darth than became a born again Christian.

I'll alert the media.

 

[The New Holliday]

There was a moment there.....(then ^^^)

 

[Corky]

@The Prowler got any pics of it when the sun is going down? or night ones? I might like the color than

 

[The Prowler]

@The Prowler got any pics of it when the sun is going down? or night ones? I might like the color than

"It" being my C8 Corvette, I assume.

Everyone seems to be talking about my C8 Corvette.

Here is a picture when the sky was a real freaky colour.

 

[Weeg]

Gonna have to do the big reveal here.. @Weeg @Admin. is YOUR FATHER but didn't stick around because he was shagging Neilla Biden. Your momma hired a dude to fuck her off the road and she dieded. I know this was a painful time and many scars you must still have but the truth is out there now @Admin.
Its up to @Weeg to decide to do with all this information and if he wants a father son relationship with you or not.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[Seamajor]

Sometimes I wish I didn't have these two meltdowns on ignore, i'm sure it's small dick-shame related hilarity.

Gary should put Stubby on ignore. For some reason he chooses to lick his low to the ground nut sack

 

[Lily]

Gary should put Stubby on ignore. For some reason he chooses to lick his low to the ground nut sack

Now that is disgusting.

 

[The Prowler]

So a thread is made, dedicated to getting to know @Admin.

And nobody shows any interest in @Admin.

Talking about my car....

Talking about Vitty....

Talking about Joo Dog....




@Admin. , how does it feel to be so uninteresting?