The small things in life that really annoy you

[Alticus]

Slamming doors. Car doors, garage doors, just doors there is no need to slam them. You are not in that much of a rush. To the ones that do it on purpose well you can eat my shorts.

My old man was like that with his car. "Stop slamming the Goddamn doors!"

 

[The Associate]

Women and children are small things, and they are invariably annoying.

 

[Lily]

Women and children are small things, and they are invariably annoying.

Are you a homosexual?

 

[The Associate]

Are you a homosexual?

Why, are you on the market? I mean, I suppose I could put on weight to fit the lesbian image.

 

[Lily]

Why, are you on the market? I mean, I suppose I could put on weight to fit the lesbian image.

It's not about me.
It was a question for a man, I assume, that seems to find women and children annoying. Logical actually.

 

[The Associate]

It's not about me.
It was a question for a man, I assume, that seems to find women and children annoying. Logical actually.

A woman's conception of what is and isn't logical. Are you working on a standup comedy routine?

 

[Lily]

A woman's conception of what is and isn't logical. Are you working on a standup comedy routine?

Men that don't like women are often confused for homosexuals. Why are you disputing that?

 

[The Associate]

Men that don't like women are often confused for homosexuals. Why are you disputing that?

Why are you inferring from the fact that I find them annoying the notion that I don't like them? It's possible to find something annoying without necessarily holding antipathy toward it. For example, you're profoundly annoying -- but I find your feeble attempts at reasoning to be... cute.

 

[Lily]

Why are you inferring from the fact that I find them annoying the notion that I don't like them? It's possible to find something annoying without necessarily holding antipathy toward it. For example, you're profoundly annoying -- but I find your feeble attempts at reasoning to be... cute.

I suppose it's because I don't have ambivalent feelings about what annoys me.

You haven't convinced me that you aren't a homosexual btw. But, that really doesn't matter.

 

[The Associate]

I suppose it's because I don't have ambivalent feelings about what annoys me.

Or very little rational thought, either, it seems.

You haven't convinced me that you aren't a homosexual btw. But, that really doesn't matter.

It really doesn't, if you really are committed to pretending to celebrate that kind of degeneracy.

 

[Frood]

It annoys me off that Pyrex measuring jugs with handles sold here have imperial measurements facing any right handed person who picks it up, and then has to put it down, turn it around, and pick it up with the left hand to see metric measurements.

What the fuck?

They seem to export cars with the correct left hand or right hand drive schematic for appropriate markets.

And another thing is baking paper, which I use heavily for cooking, sandwich and food packaging... could they possibly make the fucking cardboard shell any flimsier or the cutting strip any more toothless?

Same goes with cling wrap....

Not so much with aluminum foil.... that shit is so thin these days that you can accidentally tear it while rolling a potato in it with butter and salt or spices. I've got to either double wrap baked potatoes and put them on a baking tray with oddly torn baking paper, or triple wrap them and throw caution to the wind (putting them directly on the oven racks and hoping hot butter doesn't dribble down onto the oven elements)....