The small things in life that really annoy you

[Alticus]

Slamming doors. Car doors, garage doors, just doors there is no need to slam them. You are not in that much of a rush. To the ones that do it on purpose well you can eat my shorts.

My old man was like that with his car. "Stop slamming the Goddamn doors!"

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Women and children are small things, and they are invariably annoying.

 

[Lily]

Women and children are small things, and they are invariably annoying.

Are you a homosexual?

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Are you a homosexual?

Why, are you on the market? I mean, I suppose I could put on weight to fit the lesbian image.

 

[Lily]

Why, are you on the market? I mean, I suppose I could put on weight to fit the lesbian image.

It's not about me.
It was a question for a man, I assume, that seems to find women and children annoying. Logical actually.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

It's not about me.
It was a question for a man, I assume, that seems to find women and children annoying. Logical actually.

A woman's conception of what is and isn't logical. Are you working on a standup comedy routine?

 

[Lily]

A woman's conception of what is and isn't logical. Are you working on a standup comedy routine?

Men that don't like women are often confused for homosexuals. Why are you disputing that?

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Men that don't like women are often confused for homosexuals. Why are you disputing that?

Why are you inferring from the fact that I find them annoying the notion that I don't like them? It's possible to find something annoying without necessarily holding antipathy toward it. For example, you're profoundly annoying -- but I find your feeble attempts at reasoning to be... cute.

 

[Lily]

Why are you inferring from the fact that I find them annoying the notion that I don't like them? It's possible to find something annoying without necessarily holding antipathy toward it. For example, you're profoundly annoying -- but I find your feeble attempts at reasoning to be... cute.

I suppose it's because I don't have ambivalent feelings about what annoys me.

You haven't convinced me that you aren't a homosexual btw. But, that really doesn't matter.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

I suppose it's because I don't have ambivalent feelings about what annoys me.

Or very little rational thought, either, it seems.

You haven't convinced me that you aren't a homosexual btw. But, that really doesn't matter.

It really doesn't, if you really are committed to pretending to celebrate that kind of degeneracy.