Lily's Wicked Game at AdamShitler's Expense

Garraty_47 said:

You shouldn't lean too heavily on that.

I'd be surprised if I am the only one 'round here that has received some kind of investigative training (or simply know how to properly format effective web search queries) and while I would never violate your privacy I can't speak for those other bipedal apes.

Safest to presume those pics are only a few clicks away and act accordingly.

Urm, at least next time. *cough*

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Garraty_47 said:

Investigative techniques (including internet-related investigations) were part of my training back in the day. I was our department's ITO (Information and Technology Officer) including liaison for both our VCIN/NCIC terminal and our report generating software.

So yeah, as I said, I *could* have a go but I won't. That doesn't mean someone else with similar and/or equivalent training/experience would have any qualms about running with the info that's out there.

I took an oath to only ever use my powers for good and I meant it.

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Frood said:

Already had them.

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Frood said:

^^^ oink oink

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The Cuntess said:

Vit likes skinny Asian women

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Garraty_47 said:

If anything my guiding star is logic, not curiosity.

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Garraty_47 said:

I wouldn't call Lucy Liu "skinny".
Okay Maggie Q is a bit on the slender side, but it's an athletic slender and that's good.

I are not ashamed.

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Reggie_Essent said:

Vitty likes slope bitches? Can't say I blame him. But it does depend on the Livestock Evaluation.

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Jack said:

I love this idea.

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Garraty_47 said:

You shouldn't lean too heavily on that.

I'd be surprised if I am the only one 'round here that has received some kind of investigative training (or simply know how to properly format effective web search queries) and while I would never violate your privacy I can't speak for those other bipedal apes.

Safest to presume those pics are only a few clicks away and act accordingly.

Urm, at least next time. *cough*

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The Cuntess said:

Vit likes skinny Asian women

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Frood said:

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Adam Hitler said:

390 lbs??? Am I reading that right? So he's a tad, errrrm, husky? 6'7" too, wow... sounds like he'd have made a great 90's rasslin' heel ha!

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MrNiceGuy said:

For those unfamiliar with Chris Isaak's 1989 song 'Wicked Game'; here it is with lyrics:



Unfortunately Lily's neg bombing has shattered AdamShitler. Although he hasn't come out publicly, he told me his therapist wanted his story told as it would help rebuild his destroyed ego. Adam told me his therapist is a very nice blonde haired, blue eyed, pure aryan lady of about six foot four tall and she stands up when she pees. In Adam's mouth.

So without further ado, here is my rendition of Lily's Wicked Game breaking Adam's large intestine:
Music by Chris Isaak. Lyrics by AdamShitler's true life events as sung by MNG.



"Adam was on fire, when he found Lily's neg bomb
He saw the rainbows & poop piles and felt so wronged
He never dreamed that's what Lily would do
And Adam never dreamed he'd be so drawn to poop

No, I don't know what Adam will do
(She's gonna break his heart)
No, I think he's secretly loving the poop
(She's neg bombing him apart)
It's true, so so true
(She's gonna clown his heart)

What a wicked rainbow to leave
to wipe out the swastika on Adam's sleeve
What a wicked tranny to leave
To make Adam wanna be a cock sleeve
What a wicked bombing campaign
To make Adam lust for scat again
What a wicked tranny flick
To make Adam slobber for dick

And I think Adam is wanking hard
(She's gonna break his heart)
And I think Adam wants tranny rods
(She's neg bombing him apart)

It's true...

Adam was on fire when Lily messed with his life
Loved the facism but now loves self cutting with his hitler youth knife

Adam never dreamed emojis would hold so much sway
And Adam never dreamed Lily would turn him so gay

No I think Adam's falling apart
(Her bomb is taking its toll)
And I think Adam's pushing rainbow farts
(Trans cock negs filling his hole)

It's true, so so true,
(She's gonna break his heart)
(Negs bombing his ass apart)
No, I.....
(She's got him pegged where he farts)
Now Adam loves tranny bung"

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Larry Loungelizard said:

This thread makes me want to punch babies.

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Adam Hitler said:

I'm confused mate, who the fuck is OP and why are they only just catching scent of an old troll from fucking weeks ago?

Meh who cares...

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Flynn said:

Just fucking say it.

MNG sounds like shit. I love the guy and he usually comes through with his lovely baritone voice, but that was worse than Corey Feldman singing the theme from The Lost Boys.

I will give him an A+ for putting himself out there, which is why I will always have time for Mr. NiceGuy, whether he needs me to get his back, or just wants a drunken chat in the pm's. What makes me really adore MNG is that he doesn't take himself too seriously out here. Speaking only for myself, I remember when it was more about having fun and a few laughs, rather than the visceral hand-to-hand combat it now seems to have become. I guess the effort he puts into his work makes me still believe that there are still some that follow the old ways. (I would elaborate but to you it would just be that shit in a bottle subject that you wouldn't be interested in reading. I'm doing you a favor.)

Did I just read that your man is named, Shrek? Yeah, I mean I kinda gotta ask, could you maybe elaborate to someone who only is versed in Christian names?

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Garraty_47 said:

I wouldn't call Lucy Liu "skinny".
Okay Maggie Q is a bit on the slender side, but it's an athletic slender and that's good.

I are not ashamed.

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MrNiceGuy said:

Oh wow! Is it local? Very snooty lookin' booty.

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LotusBud said:

Wow. Impressive project!!!! LMAO

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MrNiceGuy said:

Just keep rotating your avatar like you spin on a Drogon inspired dragon cock dildo and pretend you know what the fuck is going on. It seems to work for you if only internally.

I know!

Maybe you can drop in on the Biggie returning thread and call someone a conservatard or a libtard since some of you mindless fucks seem so dimwitted as to drag politics into every facet of life like Mister Dark of Ray Bradbury's Autumn People draining the color from life via an allegorical barber pole, soul sucking until you can't swallow anymore.

Booooooooorrrrriiiiinnnngggg.

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MrNiceGuy said:

When I did your parody, I downloaded a karaoke app and mixed it, then used screen recorder rather than paying for a copy of the song since I was only using the app for one song. That's why it sounded more professional. For Prowler & Adam Shitler's parodies, I just played a youtube karaoke version of the songs over a 16" bar blutooth speaker while screen recording me singing in front it.

I sound like shit because I don't respect Prowley or Shitler. (And neither should anyone else.)

I do respect you Flynn. Which is why I did you better than them. Because you are better & deserved it and they never will. Because you don't talk politics in every goddamned subforum under the sun like Adam Titler or lack a sense of humor like schedule posting pussface pedantic Prowlhole.

I'm the type of guy when the cashier asks if I want the milk in a bag, I say no, just keep it in the jug. My wife rolls her lovely eyes.

I'm the type of guy when Starbucks asks for a name for the order, I say my name is Puddin Tame. My wife rolls her pretty eyes again.

I'm the type of guy when the server asks, "Table or booth?"; I say I want a table WITH A BOOTH!

And my wife rolls her sexy eyes again. And she cracks a smile for all three. And I live for moments like these.

Even crazy fucks like me make valid points:

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MrNiceGuy said:

I sound like shit

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