True but you get used to it. When crumpling up the paper I hardly ever get shit on my fingers anymore.
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True but you get used to it. When crumpling up the paper I hardly ever get shit on my fingers anymore.
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That's interesting you say that about Italy. I guess it's too rustic for some. Some of those villages just live a very simple life. I mean I'm no hippy by any means, but that sounds like a nice slow life. Then again, it does kinda blow that I prolly can't find a 711 or a Lawsons for a can of Coca-Cola at 2am.
I said the "safe places" in Mexico, upon further reflection I came to the conclusion that while the cartels run most of if not all of Mexico that it's prolly better to steer clear until all the craziness has died down. Watched a program about a Christian or Mormon or Jehova Witness' or LDS caravan that was gunned down by the cartel.
French are not too fond of Americans. But I hear the French Riviera is nice, though I doubt anything is cheap there, off the top of my head Monaco is close by too.
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We liked the old villages, I liked exploring the more mountainous areas. We didn't like the attitude of the natives. The pizza sucked. Towns and cities were overcrowded. No one speaks English. In Greece over half the natives speak some english, the younger crowd speaks it almost fluently. Not that I need to be around people all that much but it helps more than you'd expect.
As you discovered, the cartel problem is getting worse by the day. They've expanded into the tourist areas and high end hotels are recently the site of shootings in the midst of crowds of innocent tourists, which the local corrupt police try to cover up as soon as possible.
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No, but you'll be kissing wizer's ass in less than a year. Why wouldn't you? You've kissed most the asses around here, so it's only natural for you to suck on the ones you missed the first go around.
Honestly, I'm the least of your problems. Fred makes you look like a limp wristed little trans girl, as she takes another chunk out of your bitch ass like she's been doing these last few months. You need to get your priorities straight, SUCKA!
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Oh. If I remember correctly he was always slagging the welfare state. but now he seems to be getting handouts from ya'll.
True Conservatives and Libertarians don't rely upon governments or handouts from others. They stand on their own 2 feet.
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Dude how is it we're on day 96 of you still squawking about donations?
Do you have a nice ass? Is it full of muscle and hard? Maybe we can come to an arrangement?
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Shut the fuck up fag. Go give your daucus brother a cuddle and let the grownups have a decent discussion. Wimp!
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I can't believe I've had to wait this long for someone to notice the taskbar.
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We use a bidet toilet. Something I fell in love with in Japan. The toilet paper just wipes, it does nothing for the residue or the smell. It's gross.
I totally believe you. I haven't used toilet paper since 2020.
I know Wheezer from back when he accused me of being Edna at TV (which he has clearly forgotten, like the 2000+ posts at TK he also conveniently forgot).
He's as transparent as the gossamer fairy wings he sports around here.
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That's gross as shit. No pun intended
That's like using wet ones and throwing them in the garbage can in the restroom.
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If only this place had QOTW.
Excuse me, but we're talking about bog ro and wiping asses now, quite appropriate don't you think?
If I knew about how much better the whole bidet/spray thing works I would have installed one or the other in my homes in the USA many years ago. Every hotel room had a bidet in Italy, it's part of the building code.
My old dad came to visit us last year, he's very stubborn and set in his ways. My biggest concern was that he was going to disregard our instructions and he'd flush the paper and screw up our septic system. It didn't happen, likely because the plumbing was able to handle the transgression.
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You’re supposed to use a bidet in conjunction with toilet paper you silly twat!
Not true.
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Nah…I’m too hygienic to leave any crumbs behind! Better to mop up afterwards just in case a skiddy got left behind.
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Everything is different in Italy from what I've read. They eat around everything. Food is their culture. I guess it's just a different life. Not for everyone. Though, on TV they make thst shit look magical. Then again shouldn't we as the foreigner learn their language?
Greece is where everyone wanted to move not too long ago. I can understand that. Don't think Greece is at war with anyone.
Oh yeah, I remember when the tourist areas were off limits for the cartel. Now, it really doesn't matter. I really like the coast of Mexico, but that's the worst place to be in my opinion. Even Cancun isn't safe anymore.
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Aren't you late for your next round of steroid injections?
Well, you CAN use toilet paper with a bidet or a side mounted sprayer, and I guess there are some cases when there's a lot of cleaning up to do which merits hitting it with both barrels but the point is that using toilet paper with a bidet is optional.
I don't often have occasion to use a bidet but if I did and it was a messy dump I'd just squat there until the water runs clean.
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Steroids??? Fucking hell…that’s a cop-out.
Greeks are too lazy to fight anyone lol.
Cancun and Playa Del Carmen are the next Acapulco.
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I don't give a flying fuck if wizer accused you of being Mary Poppins you little shit talking bitch. Now we come to find out it was you that actually pretended to be a female.
Kinda funny how that works with all your presented evidence of you wanting me to be a male so I can be your daddy.
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Well…I tend to have a shit just before a shower, then give the flaps a good squirt over the shower drain. I don’t use public toilets on account of all the dirty bastards out there. If I’m desperate to knock one out, I find a grassy knoll or a body of water. Aqua turds are amazing, especially when the fish nibble for crumbs.
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I do a shower.
I had nothing to do with it. reggie started that bullshit as Gurk McGuintey and wizer hopped on his dick over it.
Christ that was 15+ years ago.
Don't accuse me of what you do flynnguy.
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