Because Of The Government Shitdown...

[wizer]

But when you go out like to a restaurant you still have the grossness of the bog roll bin. Plus your lady friends still need bog ro

True but you get used to it. When crumpling up the paper I hardly ever get shit on my fingers anymore.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

We considered a second home in Italy. In one of those places where like you said, they're practically giving them away. But the renovation costs and the risks (will enough people move there to support infrastructure, stores etc) are considerations,. We were there a month ago, after spending a week in Malta, then Sicily, then Tuscany, we decided it's a nice place to visit but we wouldn't want to live there.

Mexico is a bit tricky nowadays. We did some diving in Tulum 3 years ago and considered moving there rather than to Europe. The cartel problem isn't getting better and there are other worrisome issues that are not prevalent in other countries such as Greece.

I haven't been to France yet but the few French I've run into don't impress me much.

That's interesting you say that about Italy. I guess it's too rustic for some. Some of those villages just live a very simple life. I mean I'm no hippy by any means, but that sounds like a nice slow life. Then again, it does kinda blow that I prolly can't find a 711 or a Lawsons for a can of Coca-Cola at 2am.

I said the "safe places" in Mexico, upon further reflection I came to the conclusion that while the cartels run most of if not all of Mexico that it's prolly better to steer clear until all the craziness has died down. Watched a program about a Christian or Mormon or Jehova Witness' or LDS caravan that was gunned down by the cartel.

French are not too fond of Americans. But I hear the French Riviera is nice, though I doubt anything is cheap there, off the top of my head Monaco is close by too.

 

[Joe]

Everyone can see you haven't thanked me yet, ungrateful toe rag. Do you actually have any shame whatsoever?

Why does @250910 need financial help @Fredricka ?

 

[Fredricka]

Why does @250910 need financial help @Fredricka ?

As far as I know he cant be assed to get a job, and there are no apple trees in his area to do any scrumping

 

[Jack]

Why does @250910 need financial help @Fredricka ?

He doesn't. He was just a running a scam like he has for the last two decades.

 

[wizer]

That's interesting you say that about Italy. I guess it's too rustic for some. Some of those villages just live a very simple life. I mean I'm no hippy by any means, but that sounds like a nice slow life. Then again, it does kinda blow that I prolly can't find a 711 or a Lawsons for a can of Coca-Cola at 2am.

We liked the old villages, I liked exploring the more mountainous areas. We didn't like the attitude of the natives. The pizza sucked. Towns and cities were overcrowded. No one speaks English. In Greece over half the natives speak some english, the younger crowd speaks it almost fluently. Not that I need to be around people all that much but it helps more than you'd expect.

I said the "safe places" in Mexico, upon further reflection I came to the conclusion that while the cartels run most of if not all of Mexico that it's prolly better to steer clear until all the craziness has died down. Watched a program about a Christian or Mormon or Jehova Witness' or LDS caravan that was gunned down by the cartel.

As you discovered, the cartel problem is getting worse by the day. They've expanded into the tourist areas and high end hotels are recently the site of shootings in the midst of crowds of innocent tourists, which the local corrupt police try to cover up as soon as possible.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Since when is making fun of you "stupidity"?

I don't suck your cock or kiss your ass like @wizer does I know....

No, but you'll be kissing wizer's ass in less than a year. Why wouldn't you? You've kissed most the asses around here, so it's only natural for you to suck on the ones you missed the first go around.

Honestly, I'm the least of your problems. Fred makes you look like a limp wristed little trans girl, as she takes another chunk out of your bitch ass like she's been doing these last few months. You need to get your priorities straight, SUCKA!

 

[Joe]

As far as I know he cant be assed to get a job, and there are no apple trees in his area to do any scrumping

Oh. If I remember correctly he was always slagging the welfare state. but now he seems to be getting handouts from ya'll.

True Conservatives and Libertarians don't rely upon governments or handouts from others. They stand on their own 2 feet.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Dude how is it we're on day 96 of you still squawking about donations?

Do you have a nice ass? Is it full of muscle and hard? Maybe we can come to an arrangement?

 

[Breakfall]

No, but you'll be kissing wizer's ass in less than a year. Why wouldn't you? You've kissed most the asses around here, so it's only natural for you to suck on the ones you missed the first go around.

Honestly, I'm the least of your problems. Fred makes you look like a limp wristed little trans girl, as she takes another chunk out of your bitch ass like she's been doing these last few months. You need to get your priorities straight, SUCKA!

Shut the fuck up fag. Go give your daucus brother a cuddle and let the grownups have a decent discussion. Wimp!

 

[The Question]

I can't believe I've had to wait this long for someone to notice the taskbar.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

I haven't used toilet paper in my own home for over a year now.

True story.

We use a bidet toilet. Something I fell in love with in Japan. The toilet paper just wipes, it does nothing for the residue or the smell. It's gross.

I totally believe you. I haven't used toilet paper since 2020.

 

[Jack]

No, but you'll be kissing wizer's ass in less than a year.

I know Wheezer from back when he accused me of being Edna at TV (which he has clearly forgotten, like the 2000+ posts at TK he also conveniently forgot).

He's as transparent as the gossamer fairy wings he sports around here.

 

[Fredricka]

Oh. If I remember correctly he was always slagging the welfare state. but now he seems to be getting handouts from ya'll.

Really? What a hypocrite. Lol. Well all you politics posters have some excellent ammunition now

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

In Greece they can't put toilet paper down the toilet, they put it in a bin next to the toilet

That's gross as shit. No pun intended

That's like using wet ones and throwing them in the garbage can in the restroom.

 

[The Question]

I haven't used toilet paper since 2020.

If only this place had QOTW.

 

[Fredricka]

I can't believe I've had to wait this long for someone to notice the taskbar.

Excuse me, but we're talking about bog ro and wiping asses now, quite appropriate don't you think?

 

[wizer]

We use a bidet toilet. Something I fell in love with in Japan. The toilet paper just wipes, it does nothing for the residue or the smell. It's gross.

I totally believe you. I haven't used toilet paper since 2020.

If I knew about how much better the whole bidet/spray thing works I would have installed one or the other in my homes in the USA many years ago. Every hotel room had a bidet in Italy, it's part of the building code.

My old dad came to visit us last year, he's very stubborn and set in his ways. My biggest concern was that he was going to disregard our instructions and he'd flush the paper and screw up our septic system. It didn't happen, likely because the plumbing was able to handle the transgression.

 

[Breakfall]

We use a bidet toilet. Something I fell in love with in Japan. The toilet paper just wipes, it does nothing for the residue or the smell. It's gross.

I totally believe you. I haven't used toilet paper since 2020.

You’re supposed to use a bidet in conjunction with toilet paper you silly twat!

 

[wizer]

You’re supposed to use a bidet in conjunction with toilet paper you silly twat!

Not true.

 

[Breakfall]

Not true.

Nah…I’m too hygienic to leave any crumbs behind! Better to mop up afterwards just in case a skiddy got left behind.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

We liked the old villages, I liked exploring the more mountainous areas. We didn't like the attitude of the natives. The pizza sucked. Towns and cities were overcrowded. No one speaks English. In Greece over half the natives speak some english, the younger crowd speaks it almost fluently. Not that I need to be around people all that much but it helps more than you'd expect.

Everything is different in Italy from what I've read. They eat around everything. Food is their culture. I guess it's just a different life. Not for everyone. Though, on TV they make thst shit look magical. Then again shouldn't we as the foreigner learn their language?

Greece is where everyone wanted to move not too long ago. I can understand that. Don't think Greece is at war with anyone.

As you discovered, the cartel problem is getting worse by the day. They've expanded into the tourist areas and high end hotels are recently the site of shootings in the midst of crowds of innocent tourists, which the local corrupt police try to cover up as soon as possible.

Oh yeah, I remember when the tourist areas were off limits for the cartel. Now, it really doesn't matter. I really like the coast of Mexico, but that's the worst place to be in my opinion. Even Cancun isn't safe anymore.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Shut the fuck up fag. Go give your daucus brother a cuddle and let the grownups have a decent discussion. Wimp!

Aren't you late for your next round of steroid injections?

 

[wizer]

Nah…I’m too hygienic to leave any crumbs behind! Better to mop up afterwards just in case a skiddy got left behind.

Well, you CAN use toilet paper with a bidet or a side mounted sprayer, and I guess there are some cases when there's a lot of cleaning up to do which merits hitting it with both barrels but the point is that using toilet paper with a bidet is optional.

I don't often have occasion to use a bidet but if I did and it was a messy dump I'd just squat there until the water runs clean.

 

[Breakfall]

Aren't you late for your next round of steroid injections?

Steroids??? Fucking hell…that’s a cop-out.

 

[wizer]

Greece is where everyone wanted to move not too long ago. I can understand that. Don't think Greece is at war with anyone.

Greeks are too lazy to fight anyone lol.

Even Cancun isn't safe anymore.

Cancun and Playa Del Carmen are the next Acapulco.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

I know Wheezer from back when he accused me of being Edna at TV (which he has clearly forgotten, like the 2000+ posts at TK he also conveniently forgot).

He's as transparent as the gossamer fairy wings he sports around here.

I don't give a flying fuck if wizer accused you of being Mary Poppins you little shit talking bitch. Now we come to find out it was you that actually pretended to be a female.

Kinda funny how that works with all your presented evidence of you wanting me to be a male so I can be your daddy.

 

[Breakfall]

Well, you CAN use toilet paper with a bidet or a side mounted sprayer, and I guess there are some cases when there's a lot of cleaning up to do which merits hitting it with both barrels but the point is that using toilet paper with a bidet is optional.

I don't often have occasion to use a bidet but if I did and it was a messy dump I'd just squat there until the water runs clean.

Well…I tend to have a shit just before a shower, then give the flaps a good squirt over the shower drain. I don’t use public toilets on account of all the dirty bastards out there. If I’m desperate to knock one out, I find a grassy knoll or a body of water. Aqua turds are amazing, especially when the fish nibble for crumbs.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

You’re supposed to use a bidet in conjunction with toilet paper you silly twat!

I do a shower.

 

[Jack]

I don't give a flying fuck if wizer accused you of being Mary Poppins you little shit talking bitch. Now we come to find out it was you that actually pretended to be a female.

Kinda funny how that works with all your presented evidence of you wanting me to be a male so I can be your daddy.

I had nothing to do with it. reggie started that bullshit as Gurk McGuintey and wizer hopped on his dick over it.

Christ that was 15+ years ago.

Don't accuse me of what you do flynnguy.