Old MAN Seamajor gets called out by BF!!!!!!!!!!! THis is MUST SEE!! and feel free to add to it!!!! LETS WAR!!!!

Seamajor

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Has anyone ever told Seaboobs that he looks a stick man fashioned from pipe cleaners, dipped in runny pancake batter, and dressed from a lost and found box at a Compton hospital?

The Grim Reaper should sue him for copyright infringement...

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Those hands...... ghastly! :LOL3:
But I’m a man DD
 

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DD's refusal to have him fly her to Costa Rica to wine and dine her turned Seaboobs into a cat fucking Temu rug soiling bobblehead.
 

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Pineapple especially


??? What is the relevance to the truth I said by posting a picture of yourself balls deep in a pineapple?

Is this the sort of thing you tried to woo DD with?

No wonder she called you a disturbed mental ward patient in waiting..... lulz