Oh...Garraty, You Silly Old Man...

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Um... what part of electric razor don't you get?

I'm hair liberated.

I treat head hair like poison ivy or how the white cuck boyfriend of Oak looks at her mountain mestizo Ridgeback chest hairs...

The difference is, I can do something about it whereas he has to unfuse himself each morning with a garden rake and 5 litres of "Soul Glo"...

So you're one of those freaks that can't stand body hair?

When were we talking about Lily's alleged love interests?
 
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You know what, fuck the both of you. I know what this is. This is the both of you wanting to talk about feet and toes again.

What is wrong with you two?
 

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My toes only look that way because of camera distortion, there's nothing giving them scale.

Freud has always been a weirdo like that.
OK.

You know what, fuck the both of you. I know what this is. This is the both of you wanting to talk about feet and toes again.

What is wrong with you two?

What? I didn't do nuffin'! Geesh. Make one little comment about how feet are an integral part of a proper Livestock Evaluation and it chases you around the forums for months.
 

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I'm not really fussed about people walking across my lawn as long as they leave it as they found it and it doesn't turn into a regular traffic kind of thing. That said if Flynn's going to walk across it I ask she does it sans shoes: that way I can take pictures of the tracks and poast them on various "Bigfoot Sightings" pages. I know they'll enjoy them.

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Frood and I are maintaining cosmic harmony... I'll never cut my hair again and he won't allow any to grow on his head. Perfectly balanced; as all things should be.

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We only pick on Flynn's freakishly long toes because she's amusingly sensitive about it and it's fun. No actual insult or harm intended.